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2014-07-07 12:03:33 AM  
Growing up with Sharia law will do that to you.
 
2014-07-07 12:09:47 AM  
so it's going to be one of those threads. hmph.
 
2014-07-07 12:25:25 AM  
This is Saudi Arabia.  "Intimate pictures" could just be here sitting on a couch her face exposed, or an exposed ankle.
 
2014-07-07 12:26:33 AM  

Kevin72: Growing up with Sharia law will do that to you.


Actually, I'm betting that he didn't know his fiance very well---that was more of the shock. Or this would not have been a surprise.
 
2014-07-07 12:31:55 AM  
www.woodworkingtalk.com
 
2014-07-07 12:33:25 AM  

Ambivalence: This is Saudi Arabia.  "Intimate pictures" could just be here sitting on a couch her face exposed, or an exposed ankle.


Agreed. Is this Obama bowing to the Saudi guy "intimate" or George W. Bush slipping the Saudi guy tongue "intimate"? Because there is a difference.
 
2014-07-07 01:02:48 AM  
I guess he's not much into anal and she is?
 
2014-07-07 01:07:17 AM  
Sounds like she dodged a bullet. Two of them. But now she's going to be stoned instead.
 
2014-07-07 02:49:59 AM  

make me some tea: I guess he's not much into anal and she is?


Or vice-versa. In both meanings nudge nudge twink twink
 
2014-07-07 02:51:14 AM  

Ambivalence: This is Saudi Arabia.  "Intimate pictures" could just be here sitting on a couch her face exposed, or an exposed ankle.


files.sharenator.com
 
2014-07-07 02:53:12 AM  
So did the pictures show her being a really lousy lay or a great one?
 
2014-07-07 02:53:22 AM  
Both those guys need to grow the fark up and quit acting like douchebags.
 
2014-07-07 02:54:21 AM  
Haven't Muslims ever heard of annulments?
 
2014-07-07 02:55:27 AM  
I'd at least check when the pics were made.

People do have sex lives before meeting you,  usually.


Now if they had been dating for 2 years and the pics are 3 months old then that's a stoning.
 
2014-07-07 03:07:12 AM  

fusillade762: Haven't Muslims ever heard of annulments?


Yes but the women generally don't live through it. They're big throwing stones fans.


Boo_Guy: I'd at least check when the pics were made.

People do have sex lives before meeting you,  usually.

Now if they had been dating for 2 years and the pics are 3 months old then that's a stoning.


No. They must be virgins! Only the guys can have sex lives. Or something.

/Napoleon had nothing on these guys
//overcompensating little guy syndrome
 
2014-07-07 03:19:30 AM  
Isn't it ironic?
 
2014-07-07 03:34:45 AM  
So I HNRTFA but, is it fair to want to kill, kill, kill eat dead burnt bodies, veins in my teeth I want to kill!

/Just asking you know for a friend
 
2014-07-07 03:34:53 AM  
Saudi men; into virgins because they fear comparison.

I feel sorry for the girl.  She was foolish to sleep around before marriage in that culture, but she doesn't deserve to be murdered for her past.  (Cf. Honor killings-yes, they still happen. )  I am not saying she was wrong for getting laid, just that she didn't think through the consequences given the barbaric norms there.
 
2014-07-07 03:37:05 AM  
"One groom in Saudi Arabia..."

Yeah, stopped reading there; this isn't farkworthy. Hell, that's not even newsworthy. What kind of person would believe that their troglodytic beliefs would even allow a marriage, after something like that? What is newsworthy is that this woman isn't dead yet.
 
2014-07-07 03:38:35 AM  

FuzedBox: "One groom in Saudi Arabia..."

Yeah, stopped reading there; this isn't farkworthy. Hell, that's not even newsworthy. What kind of person would believe that their troglodytic beliefs would even allow a marriage, after something like that? What is newsworthy is that this woman isn't dead yet.


Given thread I think she is.
 
2014-07-07 03:40:31 AM  

MechaPyx: fusillade762: Haven't Muslims ever heard of annulments?

Yes but the women generally don't live through it. They're big throwing stones fans.


Boo_Guy: I'd at least check when the pics were made.

People do have sex lives before meeting you,  usually.

Now if they had been dating for 2 years and the pics are 3 months old then that's a stoning.

No. They must be virgins! Only the guys can have sex lives. Or something.

/Napoleon had nothing on these guys
//overcompensating little guy syndrome


This, but worse.

Essentially slave culture. fark these evil farkers.

/too far?
//Islam teaches none of this.
 
2014-07-07 03:41:47 AM  

Laobaojun: Saudi men; into virgins because they fear comparison.

I feel sorry for the girl.  She was foolish to sleep around before marriage in that culture, but she doesn't deserve to be murdered for her past.  (Cf. Honor killings-yes, they still happen. )  I am not saying she was wrong for getting laid, just that she didn't think through the consequences given the barbaric norms there.


If she didn't want to get murdered she shouldn't have dressed like that.
 
2014-07-07 03:49:02 AM  

inclemency: Laobaojun: Saudi men; into virgins because they fear comparison.

I feel sorry for the girl.  She was foolish to sleep around before marriage in that culture, but she doesn't deserve to be murdered for her past.  (Cf. Honor killings-yes, they still happen. )  I am not saying she was wrong for getting laid, just that she didn't think through the consequences given the barbaric norms there.

If she didn't want to get murdered she shouldn't have dressed like that.


1/10
Come on, you're not even trying.
 
2014-07-07 03:56:57 AM  

fusillade762: Haven't Muslims ever heard of annulments?


They like to make sure the divorce is set in stone, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-07-07 03:57:58 AM  
The dirty little whore shoud have kept herself pure for marriage as god intended. Now she must be punished. Send her to my tent I will see to it.
 
2014-07-07 04:02:21 AM  

Laobaojun: inclemency: Laobaojun: Saudi men; into virgins because they fear comparison.

I feel sorry for the girl.  She was foolish to sleep around before marriage in that culture, but she doesn't deserve to be murdered for her past.  (Cf. Honor killings-yes, they still happen. )  I am not saying she was wrong for getting laid, just that she didn't think through the consequences given the barbaric norms there.

If she didn't want to get murdered she shouldn't have dressed like that.

1/10
Come on, you're not even trying.


You know what, fair enough:

Right or wrong, being aware of one's surroundings is basic survival instinct. The consequences of actions in societies are usually pretty well known.

It just bothers me that, while you make a very reasonable argument, it still seems the situation is inherently wrong to me and probably most outside of that particular society. This is before taking into account the imperfections of humans in general and any circumstances (almost certainly many) we are unaware of. Even after rereading your post I still take a bit of 'blaming the victim' from it despite your allowance she's not wrong for farking.

Is that less of a troll? Or a least a higher mark?
 
2014-07-07 04:02:35 AM  
Careful

static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-07-07 04:03:20 AM  
Well, fark. Knew it was going to happen sometime, maybe it'll be funny anyway.
 
2014-07-07 04:52:53 AM  

inclemency: //Islam teaches none of this.


THANK YOU. I know some brain-dead people (and some actual, functioning, otherwise-intelligent people) who believe that Islam teaches nothing but "blow up buildings, beat your women, stone your women, blow up buildings." I count myself lucky that one of my professors in college lent me a couple of good primers on actual Islam. I just wish I could remember the titles so that I could disseminate the information.

Same professor spent a few years in Pakistan before I took his classes. And he's a black belt martial artist. With a fantastic porn 'stache.
 
2014-07-07 04:58:01 AM  
Well, since many of there marriages are arranged, there probably isn't much heart break. She could have just taken pictures with the other guy in a public place without a male relative. But, she is still probably going to die for dishonoring her family. Because Islam is a religion of Peace. And, everyone knows that religion makes you moral.
 
2014-07-07 04:58:43 AM  
Why didn't he just continue as planed? He could of did the whole whip/stone/stick thing on the Ex-boyfriend after the honeymoon.

/Subby - Your sense of "amusing" is certainly not in the same zone mine is.
 
2014-07-07 05:00:39 AM  
So they don't have the speak now or forever hold your tongue thing.

The whole sex and marriage is the middle east is beyond my comprehension.

Nobody got killed, just jilted lovers and divorce. Doesn't seem that interesting.
 
2014-07-07 05:03:29 AM  
Even money says the bride's family kills her for 'shaming' them.  If they don't the mullahs will beat her to death for making porn.

The asshole 'nice guy who just wanted a relationship' will not be touched and will move on to the next 'love of  his life' in a few days.
 
2014-07-07 05:04:19 AM  

ghambone: Well, since many of there marriages are arranged, there probably isn't much heart break. She could have just taken pictures with the other guy in a public place without a male relative. But, she is still probably going to die for dishonoring her family. Because Islam is a religion of Peace. And, everyone knows that religion makes you moral.


Atheist eh?
 
2014-07-07 05:22:22 AM  

Daemonik: Even money says the bride's family kills her for 'shaming' them.  If they don't the mullahs will beat her to death for making porn.

The asshole 'nice guy who just wanted a relationship' will not be touched and will move on to the next 'love of  his life' in a few days.


Now, you'd be surprised.  The jilted suiter has a fair chance of being publicly beheaded as well.  After all there is photographic proof of HIS adultery (which is just as much of a crime for a man as a woman.  Women are just generally presumed guilty).
 
2014-07-07 05:32:13 AM  

make me some tea: I guess he's not much into anal and she is?


I was of the opposite view. He checked out the pics and went "WTF? No anal? No oral? Lame!".
 
2014-07-07 05:55:49 AM  
How in the 21st century can people still ascribe to "Religions" thousands of years old is beyond me. They say that Ignorance is Bliss so here's a prime example. Who want's Virgins anyway? You want some woman to be going "EWWW!" or start Crying when you start getting busy with her? You get a gal that's been around, grabs the rod and starts slobbin' the knob fast you know you're in for a good time.
 
2014-07-07 06:18:22 AM  
Am I the only one that read this headline as the photos with the ex-lover were taken on the wedding night?

The article is missing a critical detail. It looks likely that these two were farking while she was engaged. Lover boy wanted her for himself, she says no, I had my fun with you, now I'm going to start a new life with my well-to-do fiance. So he makes a special delivery.

Would you stick with the marriage if you found out your wife was farking someone else while you were engaged?
 
2014-07-07 06:39:39 AM  

Laobaojun: just that she didn't think through the consequences


Nor did the guy that slept with her. He's just as aware of the consequences and just as able to control the situation.
 
2014-07-07 06:41:23 AM  
Fake story is fake.
 
2014-07-07 06:54:53 AM  

Lapdance: How in the 21st century can people still ascribe to "Religions" thousands of years old is beyond me. They say that Ignorance is Bliss so here's a prime example. Who want's Virgins anyway? You want some woman to be going "EWWW!" or start Crying when you start getting busy with her? You get a gal that's been around, grabs the rod and starts slobbin' the knob fast you know you're in for a good time.


Go on...
 
2014-07-07 07:09:32 AM  

Boo_Guy: I'd at least check when the pics were made.

People do have sex lives before meeting you, usually.


Not in Saudi Arabia.
 
2014-07-07 07:10:43 AM  
So, under Sharia law, this woman will probably be put to death.  But is there any consequence for her lover?
 
2014-07-07 07:11:54 AM  

maram500: inclemency: //Islam teaches none of this.

THANK YOU. I know some brain-dead people (and some actual, functioning, otherwise-intelligent people) who believe that Islam teaches nothing but "blow up buildings, beat your women, stone your women, blow up buildings." I count myself lucky that one of my professors in college lent me a couple of good primers on actual Islam. I just wish I could remember the titles so that I could disseminate the information.

Same professor spent a few years in Pakistan before I took his classes. And he's a black belt martial artist. With a fantastic porn 'stache.


You are correct. It isn't Islam that teaches that crap.  It's the "Arab" culture that teaches it.  Everybody from Turkey on down around the top of Africa teaches or taught at one time time "blow up buildings, beat your women, stone your women," The Jews did it, the Christians did it.  Take a look at the Bible.  It is filled with stoning and cutting off of the hands and all that crap.  The Jews and Christians pretty much grew out of it.  Now we are just waiting for the Muslims to come out of the 13th century and grow out of it too.
 
2014-07-07 07:13:20 AM  

inclemency: Laobaojun: inclemency: Laobaojun: Saudi men; into virgins because they fear comparison.

I feel sorry for the girl.  She was foolish to sleep around before marriage in that culture, but she doesn't deserve to be murdered for her past.  (Cf. Honor killings-yes, they still happen. )  I am not saying she was wrong for getting laid, just that she didn't think through the consequences given the barbaric norms there.

If she didn't want to get murdered she shouldn't have dressed like that.

1/10
Come on, you're not even trying.

You know what, fair enough:

Right or wrong, being aware of one's surroundings is basic survival instinct. The consequences of actions in societies are usually pretty well known.

It just bothers me that, while you make a very reasonable argument, it still seems the situation is inherently wrong to me and probably most outside of that particular society. This is before taking into account the imperfections of humans in general and any circumstances (almost certainly many) we are unaware of. Even after rereading your post I still take a bit of 'blaming the victim' from it despite your allowance she's not wrong for farking.


I have been know to "blame the victim".  By this, I mean, I point out that the victim failed to demonstrate the judgement that should reasonably be expected of a person their age/education/background.  Apparently this makes me a bad person.  Personally,  I think the German jurisprudence doctrine of "contributory negligence" is a fine thing and should be instituted in the US.

Like I said, she was foolish, but it is wrong to murder her for it, and it is likely her family will.  Also, understand that in Saudi, a man can do no wrong.  It is always someone else's fault.  Usually someone who cannot caused him harm (because blaming someone more powerful than me could lead to me getting beat down; better to blame the Philippino servant than my older brother for the missing stuff).  And yes, I hold this aspect of Saudi culture in contempt.

Is that less of a troll? Or a least a higher mark?

Raising an alternate perspective is not trolling.  So no troll points for you.
 
2014-07-07 07:14:38 AM  

Lapdance: How in the 21st century can people still ascribe to "Religions" thousands of years old is beyond me. They say that Ignorance is Bliss so here's a prime example. Who want's Virgins anyway? You want some woman to be going "EWWW!" or start Crying when you start getting busy with her? You get a gal that's been around, grabs the rod and starts slobbin' the knob fast you know you're in for a good time.


Exactly. Fark Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. Scientology is young.


/think they lack knobjobs, tho
//we need to start a new "faith"
 
2014-07-07 07:17:17 AM  

profplump: Laobaojun: just that she didn't think through the consequences

Nor did the guy that slept with her. He's just as aware of the consequences and just as able to control the situation.


You don't know Saudis.  Consequences are for other people.  In his eyes, she was there to please him.  She stopped pleasing him, so it is all her fault.

The quicker their oil dries up and they return to impotent obscurity,  the better off the world will be.
 
2014-07-07 07:22:05 AM  

Ambivalence: Daemonik: Even money says the bride's family kills her for 'shaming' them.  If they don't the mullahs will beat her to death for making porn.

The asshole 'nice guy who just wanted a relationship' will not be touched and will move on to the next 'love of  his life' in a few days.

Now, you'd be surprised.  The jilted suiter has a fair chance of being publicly beheaded as well.  After all there is photographic proof of HIS adultery (which is just as much of a crime for a man as a woman.  Women are just generally presumed guilty).


I would be surprised.  He can claim the "slut" led him on, or heck, she's a witch and she cast a spell on him, and the Morality police might just thrash him for stupid and call it a day.
 
2014-07-07 07:26:03 AM  
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2014-07-07 07:29:06 AM  

Laobaojun: profplump: Laobaojun: just that she didn't think through the consequences

Nor did the guy that slept with her. He's just as aware of the consequences and just as able to control the situation.

You don't know Saudis.  Consequences are for other people.  In his eyes, she was there to please him.  She stopped pleasing him, so it is all her fault.

The quicker their oil dries up and they return to impotent obscurity,  the better off the world will be.


Hell, the main reason why I'm for renewable energy is because the Saudis are such assholes.
 
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