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(Click Orlando)   "Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life"   (clickorlando.com ) divider line
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2014-07-07 12:11:04 AM  
it is the rainy season here
 
2014-07-07 12:44:22 AM  
I swore I'd never click on another Blaze link.
 
2014-07-07 12:46:24 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-07 06:37:19 AM  
Burning man really sucks these days
 
2014-07-07 06:41:47 AM  
Up side is he doesn't need to pay for flash photography for the family portrait.
 
2014-07-07 06:47:30 AM  
Damn you quote garbler!
 
2014-07-07 07:00:59 AM  
Donald Trump thrusts hands into pockets whistles "the world owes me a living" and affects a leisurely stroll away from this thread...
 
2014-07-07 07:26:01 AM  
Orange County deputies arrested a man they said tried to set another man on fire early Sunday morning.
Deputies said they were called to a home in the 7600 block of Clarcona Ocoee road around 2:16 a.m. after an attack.

*It's ok, he only attempted to set him on fire.

Deputies said when they got to the home, the discovered 47-year-old Vincent Moore had poured gasoline on another man, then lit him on fire.
*No it looks like he succeeded. Perhaps the deputies said he attempted murder by setting the man on fire.

/Because journalism.
//Second time setting someone on fire?
 
2014-07-07 07:29:09 AM  
-Rand Paul
 
2014-07-07 09:13:01 AM  
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2014-07-07 09:59:02 AM  

TheGogmagog: Orange County deputies arrested a man they said tried to set another man on fire early Sunday morning.
Deputies said they were called to a home in the 7600 block of Clarcona Ocoee road around 2:16 a.m. after an attack.
*It's ok, he only attempted to set him on fire.

Deputies said when they got to the home, the discovered 47-year-old Vincent Moore had poured gasoline on another man, then lit him on fire.
*No it looks like he succeeded. Perhaps the deputies said he attempted murder by setting the man on fire.

/Because journalism.
//Second time setting someone on fire?


Read three times. Confirmed: Something's missing.
 
2014-07-07 10:07:33 AM  
He won't sit in the boat drinking beer all day for sure.
 
2014-07-07 10:14:21 AM  
If you're going to going to steal a Terry Pratchett quote, at least do the man the honor of not mangling it.
 
2014-07-07 10:29:38 AM  
I read that in Leonard Nemoy's voice.

/Blame Civilization
 
2014-07-07 10:35:21 AM  
I've been say the same thing for hours. Burn them all.
 
2014-07-07 10:37:06 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Donald Trump thrusts hands into pockets whistles "the world owes me a living" and affects a leisurely stroll away from this thread...


I think his hair just waved to me.
 
2014-07-07 12:20:30 PM  
The Tao of Pratchett.
 
2014-07-07 01:09:25 PM  

Delta1212: -Rand Paul

Harry Dresden
 
2014-07-07 02:20:00 PM  
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Bravo subby, well done.
 
2014-07-07 02:50:15 PM  
Been saying this for years. Finally, someone follows through to test the theory.

Thank you, Florida.
 
2014-07-08 11:52:07 AM  
warm for the rest of his life, no matter how short that may be....
 
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