texdent: You would think in a country in which most of the animals are trying to kill you, you would want to keep a clear head.
drivingsouth: [timelinecoverbook.com image 850x314]
bronyaur1: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrubber biskits?
Badgers: [th08.deviantart.net image 774x1032]Dude... Eucalyptus...
theflatline: When living in Colombia it was a toss up between who did the more cocaine on vacations. The Aussies or the Irish. But usually the Irish won hands down.An 8 ball and a fifth of rum was just to start the night out to one Irish gent.
bkisfancy: This might have something to do with it:[img.fark.net image 471x628]
FrancoFile: I'd imagine meth is popular with the miners who want to work lots of overtime. And TFA doesn't say anything about whether the aboriginal population has an endemic problem, analogous to alcoholism among Native Americans.
Lokkii: Do those statistics include the Cane Toad lickers?[animaniacs.co.za image 640x447]
Target Builder: texdent: You would think in a country in which most of the animals are trying to kill you, you would want to keep a clear head.Eight simple rules for not dying in AustraliaIf it's got 8 legs don't poke it.If it's got no legs don't poke it.If it's bigger than you, don't poke it.If in doubt, don't poke it.If you don't recognize it, have someone else eat it first.Don't wander off into the Bush or Outback.Swim perpendicular to a rip tideWear sunscreen..
ClicheRinpoche: Wait till I get going!...where was I?
BigLuca: "Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you."
bronyaur1: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrubber biskits??
RogermcAllen: As a service to fark I am compelled to post a link to the cane toad doccumentary "Cane Toads; an Unnatural History"
El Rich-o: Meth use is becoming endemic and may be a crime wave waiting to happen.My home town is full of skinny, poorly dressed and apparently unwashed people rushing around talking agitatedly into mobile phones.On the other hand, if I don't get at least half a dozen Cooper's Pale every couple other day I tend to get a bit agitated myself.
wademh: [thegunwriter.blogs.heraldtribune.com image 300x247]meth is one hell of a drug
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