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(Daily Star)   Ummmmm.... That's quite a cuddly furry animal collection you've got there, barman   (dailystar.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-07-06 11:53:48 PM  
Now that's what I call a plush joint.
 
2014-07-07 12:32:15 AM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-07-07 12:38:54 AM  
How did those people ever establish an empire? I look at the British now and I see a bunch of chipped toothed, pasty white, immigrant overrun former has beens who take orders from the White House and pretend like it's okay because they have Adele. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
 
2014-07-07 12:41:44 AM  
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2014-07-07 12:44:18 AM  

cretinbob: [img26.imageshack.us image 750x600]


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2014-07-07 12:44:49 AM  
Gotta catch 'em all.
 
2014-07-07 12:53:11 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Gotta catch 'em all.


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-07 12:53:15 AM  
TFA: "The obsession sprang from Margaret's small collection of porcelain pigs."

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Understand the disease of Pigurine Addiction all too well.
 
2014-07-07 12:53:30 AM  
I see Wendolene from Wallace and Gromit.
 
2014-07-07 01:05:22 AM  
Barman:
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Bartender:
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Knowing the difference could save your life.
 
2014-07-07 01:11:35 AM  
nananananana
 
2014-07-07 01:13:44 AM  

Glitchwerks: cretinbob: [img26.imageshack.us image 750x600]

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Be careful. You may summon the child raping uber-troll.
 
2014-07-07 01:14:41 AM  

rebelyell2006: Barman:
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Bartender:
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Knowing the difference could save your life.


No, a barman in the UK is someone who works behind a bar.

In both countries, George Wendt's character would be known as a "barfly" or "furniture."
 
2014-07-07 01:31:33 AM  
Barman wins 2,000 stuffed toys at theme park

All at once?
 
2014-07-07 01:39:30 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: In both countries, George Wendt's character would be known as a "barfly" or "furniture."


Nobody on the west coast seems to understand when you refer to someone as furniture.
 
2014-07-07 01:59:19 AM  
Even when you win 100% of the games, I bet they still make money out of you, because they buy those crappy prizes at bulk rates.Apparently, the carnies call it "slum".
 
2014-07-07 02:14:18 AM  

nickdaisy: How did those people ever establish an empire? I look at the British now and I see a bunch of chipped toothed, pasty white, immigrant overrun former has beens who take orders from the White House and pretend like it's okay because they have Adele. Oh how the mighty have fallen.


What's left are the ones that didn't leave or die while trying to leave. It's a sorting function. Soviet gulags didn't make criminals harder, they just sorted out the weakest.
 
2014-07-07 02:17:41 AM  

fusillade762: Barman wins 2,000 stuffed toys at theme park

All at once?


Hey, try not to win stuffed toys on the way through the parking lot!
 
2014-07-07 02:40:56 AM  
Read, barman as batman at first and got an entirely different mental image
 
2014-07-07 02:48:40 AM  

davidphogan: Dwight_Yeast: In both countries, George Wendt's character would be known as a "barfly" or "furniture."

Nobody on the west coast seems to understand when you refer to someone as furniture.


Is this comparable to referring to someone as "the town bicycle"?
 
2014-07-07 02:51:38 AM  

nickdaisy: How did those people ever establish an empire? I look at the British now and I see a bunch of chipped toothed, pasty white, immigrant overrun former has beens who take orders from the White House and pretend like it's okay because they have Adele. Oh how the mighty have fallen.


Glad you proved they're still better than you.
 
2014-07-07 02:56:12 AM  
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The Scrubs janitor is not impressed.
 
2014-07-07 03:10:15 AM  

nickdaisy: How did those people ever establish an empire? I look at the British now and I see a bunch of chipped toothed, pasty white, immigrant overrun former has beens who take orders from the White House and pretend like it's okay because they have Adele. Oh how the mighty have fallen.


Through the cunning use of flags.
 
2014-07-07 03:11:16 AM  

Lanadapter: Read, barman as batman at first and got an entirely different mental image


Oh good, I'm not the only one
 
2014-07-07 03:34:06 AM  
The best way to win the big toys is to get there early. They know you will be walking around with it all day making others think they can win it. Or, so I've been told.
 
2014-07-07 04:41:26 AM  

davidphogan: Dwight_Yeast: In both countries, George Wendt's character would be known as a "barfly" or "furniture."

Nobody on the west coast seems to understand when you refer to someone as furniture.


Then they won't know what Soylent Green is made of.
 
2014-07-07 05:53:10 AM  
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He'd better keep them away from quadrotriticale.
 
2014-07-07 06:06:11 AM  
Holy plush toys, I read that as Batman.
 
2014-07-07 06:24:27 AM  
A Carney's worst nightmare.
 
2014-07-07 09:07:50 AM  
Toy hoarding in a pub. This story just ticks me off on a lot of levels. The problem is that you can't clean them well enough to remove the nicotine scent and stains or beer splash or all the other pub aromas so they can be donated to a children's hospital. These dolls should have been kept in a clean cabinet and with great ceremony and overflowing beer mugs, donated yearly to charity.
 
2014-07-07 10:07:03 AM  

LeroyBourne: A Carney's worst nightmare.


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What A. Carney's worst nightmare might look like.
 
2014-07-07 10:38:09 AM  

dittybopper: What A. Carney's worst nightmare might look like.


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He looks nothing like Chiun.
 
2014-07-07 11:40:51 AM  

hogans: dittybopper: What A. Carney's worst nightmare might look like.

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He looks nothing like Chiun.


Neither does Chiun's daughter:

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2014-07-07 11:42:06 AM  

davidphogan: Dwight_Yeast: In both countries, George Wendt's character would be known as a "barfly" or "furniture."

Nobody on the west coast seems to understand when you refer to someone as furniture.


I have autistim spectrum disorder and I understand.
 
2014-07-07 03:08:18 PM  
Met a girl at a bar and went back to her place for sex.

Her room was lined with plush animals everywhere.

A little creepy,  but  . . . SEX!

Afterwards, I asked if ti was good for her.

She said "You can pick anything on the second shelf."
 
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