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(Stuff.co.nz)   Attention passengers, everything on the flight is normal, except for the fact that the captain has intentionally locked the co-pilot out of the cockpit   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 36
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2014-07-06 10:10:13 AM  
''The first officer became concerned that the captain did not answer the calls and used an alternative entry method to gain access.

Hmm I wonder what the alternative entry method is?

Cabin crew were offered counselling for the traumatic flight via the company's employee assistance programme.

Ignoring the extra me at the end of program, this qualifies as an event worthy of counseling and is considered a traumatic flight?

Two week suspension for the pilot is getting off light.  Being an ass hat should have gotten him fired.
 
2014-07-06 11:09:46 AM  
www.anorak.co.uk: To get inside, flight attendants had to blow lock
 
2014-07-06 11:10:48 AM  
Were they flying on instruments?
 
2014-07-06 11:11:39 AM  
He was fapping.
 
2014-07-06 11:11:44 AM  
A minor 2 minute tizzy between the flight crew now gets called a "Traumatic event" and counselers get called in?

Welcome to a world run by school marms and lawyers, inhabited with people who desperately enjoy victimhood.
 
2014-07-06 11:14:39 AM  
Are they married? To each other, I mean.
 
2014-07-06 11:14:53 AM  

BizarreMan: Hmm I wonder what the alternative entry method is?


static.guim.co.uk
 
2014-07-06 11:14:54 AM  
To be fair, no one else could see the thing on the wing the copilot was yelling about either.
 
2014-07-06 11:20:59 AM  
I can't wait for the two-hour movie about this incident.
 
2014-07-06 11:29:06 AM  

FrancoFile: Were they flying on instruments?


If the instrument was a pipe.
 
2014-07-06 11:29:21 AM  

KickahaOta: BizarreMan: Hmm I wonder what the alternative entry method is?

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


Came here to post the "Here's Johnny" pic. This will do.
 
2014-07-06 11:31:20 AM  

dr-shotgun: A minor 2 minute tizzy between the flight crew now gets called a "Traumatic event" and counselers get called in?

Welcome to a world run by school marms and lawyers, inhabited with people who desperately enjoy victimhood.


It's always people who mock counseling who need their stuffed animals the most. Let me guess, Tigger and Winnie the Pooh?
 
2014-07-06 11:31:38 AM  
That article was all over the place! Tension about a random drug test, up to counseling for an alternative cockpit entry! What an asshole!
 
2014-07-06 11:44:24 AM  

SpdrJay: To be fair, no one else could see the thing on the wing the copilot was yelling about either.


+1
 
2014-07-06 11:48:00 AM  
i10.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-06 11:53:14 AM  

Christian Bale: dr-shotgun: A minor 2 minute tizzy between the flight crew now gets called a "Traumatic event" and counselers get called in?

Welcome to a world run by school marms and lawyers, inhabited with people who desperately enjoy victimhood.

It's always people who mock counseling who need their stuffed animals the most. Let me guess, Tigger and Winnie the Pooh?


There is absolutely nothing wrong with counseling.

Providing it over such a petty incident seems to sort of devalue it though. At the very least, it adds to this unnerving sense that we live in an increasingly nurf padded world where everyone is a delicate flower.
 
2014-07-06 12:06:43 PM  

LewDux: : To get inside, flight attendants had to blow lock


Who is lock ? And what union is he in te get bj's from flight attendants ?
 
2014-07-06 12:20:45 PM  
Those two pilots woulda gotten the ol stink eye as I unboarded.
 
2014-07-06 12:28:14 PM  
The first officer became concerned that the captain did not answer the calls and used an alternative entry method to gain access.

Tunnel? Secret door designed to look like a bookcase? Portable hole? Portal gun?
 
2014-07-06 12:34:40 PM  
dr-shotgun:

There is absolutely nothing wrong with counseling.

Providing it over such a petty incident seems to sort of devalue it though. At the very least, it adds to this unnerving sense that we live in an increasingly nurf padded world where everyone is a delicate flower.


Now there you went and hurt our feelings...
 
2014-07-06 12:38:50 PM  

buckler: Portal gun?


That only works if he remembered to leave a portal inside the cockpit and when he was shooting the portal outside remembered what color he had left inside and used the other one.  Otherwise he's just screwed.

/hates it when he shoots the wrong portal and has to go back around again.
 
2014-07-06 12:42:23 PM  
This is why most companies ban employee love affairs.
 
2014-07-06 01:11:13 PM  

wichitaleaf: Those two pilots woulda gotten the ol stink eye as I unboarded.


Since when do the pilots say "buh-bye"?
 
2014-07-06 01:15:55 PM  

dr-shotgun: A minor 2 minute tizzy between the flight crew now gets called a "Traumatic event" and counselers get called in?

Welcome to a world run by school marms and lawyers, inhabited with people who desperately enjoy victimhood.


Yeah it is. That's a long 2 minutes, waiting to see if the person who can fly the plane, can get back into the cockpit. They had no response from the Captain. 2 minutes to consider death or any number of other scenarios.

We ever find the Malaysian flight? Flight accidents are still fresh in people's minds.
 
2014-07-06 01:28:28 PM  
"Take it outside!"
 
2014-07-06 01:39:01 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net

"Dat's funny....I gotta haddock too."
 
2014-07-06 01:58:40 PM  
"There's an "alternative entry method" to gain access to a locked cockpit? Thanks for the info."  -- Al-Qaeda
 
2014-07-06 02:18:02 PM  
At least he has something to fall back on

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-06 03:31:19 PM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: LewDux: : To get inside, flight attendants had to blow lock

Who is lock ? And what union is he in te get bj's from flight attendants ?


s12.postimg.org
I am Lock
 
2014-07-06 03:56:05 PM  

BizarreMan: Two week suspension for the pilot is getting off light. Being an ass hat should have gotten him fired.


I'm surprised he was merely suspended. He intentionally put the flight at risk over a personal squabble; if he genuinely "learned a valuable lesson" that he shouldn't do that, then he's an idiot for not knowing that already. Either way, Air NZ seems crazy to retain him.
 
2014-07-06 05:03:44 PM  
This wouldn't have happened in the US, where a single member of the flight crew is not allowed in the cockpit alone. If the captain or first officer need to take a leak, one of the flight attendants joins the other in the cockpit in the interim.
 
2014-07-06 05:29:16 PM  
I'm sure the whole mess was because the co-pilot wouldn't stop touching the captain's wheel.
 
2014-07-06 05:41:03 PM  
She wouldn't give him a blowy when he asked. Amirite?
 
2014-07-06 07:21:54 PM  
www.filmdungeon.com


I'll bet you'd fark someone in the arse and not have the god damn common courtesy to give them a reach around. I'll be watching you!
 
2014-07-07 12:02:28 PM  
Oh yoooouuuuu
 
2014-07-07 12:04:42 PM  

dr-shotgun: A minor 2 minute tizzy between the flight crew now gets called a "Traumatic event" and counselers get called in?

Welcome to a world run by school marms and lawyers, inhabited with people who desperately enjoy victimhood.


heh. Wonder if anyone involved in story has ever known flight attendents or pilots. Some are not the most adult adults. Maybe they can cover a toddler pinching match for their next big scoop.
 
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