brap: Anything you can hew, I can hew better.BIOGRAPHICAL FUNFACT! Both my grandfather on my father's side and my great grandfather on my mother's side were immigrants who lumberjacks in the northwest United States until they had saved enough money to buy tracts of land.These tracts were huge, just like the dresses they probably wore on weekend leave.And that's okay.
bearded clamorer: [cdn2.maxim.com image 500x750]Also good for sammich slicin'.
hlehmann: Meh. Now if theyhave woman lumberjacks wearing yoga pants, then you're talk'n.
Pharmdawg: An increasing number of women excited about wielding axes, saws and other sharp objects at waist-level targets will not end well for men. At all.
max_pooper: hlehmann: Meh. Now if theyhave woman lumberjacks wearing yoga pants, then you're talk'n.Have you seen women lumberjacks? You'd sooner get a boner perusing People of Walmart than you would watching female lumberjacks in yoga pants.
bearded clamorer: Also good for sammich slicin'.
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