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(WCAX Vermont)   "This sport is definitely growing amongst women, back in the early seventies there were women who would do the cross cut events and then we started to get women doing some of the chopping events, and now, it is really growing,"   (wcax.com) divider line 26
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2014-07-06 10:35:31 AM  
Anything you can hew, I can hew better.

BIOGRAPHICAL FUNFACT!  Both my grandfather on my father's side and my great grandfather on my mother's side were immigrants who lumberjacks in the northwest United States until they had saved enough money to buy tracts of land.

These tracts were huge, just like the dresses they probably wore on weekend leave.

And that's okay.
 
2014-07-06 11:38:22 AM  

brap: Anything you can hew, I can hew better.

BIOGRAPHICAL FUNFACT!  Both my grandfather on my father's side and my great grandfather on my mother's side were immigrants who lumberjacks in the northwest United States until they had saved enough money to buy tracts of land.

These tracts were huge, just like the dresses they probably wore on weekend leave.

And that's okay.


Huge tracts of land eh?
 
2014-07-06 11:40:07 AM  
An increasing number of women excited about wielding axes, saws and other sharp objects at waist-level targets will not end well for men. At all.
 
2014-07-06 11:40:08 AM  
I do faintly recall the ESPN2 coverage of Stihl's Outdoor Games with woman's chainsaw events. Those chainsaws put out more smoke than most outboard motors.
 
2014-07-06 11:47:57 AM  
I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girly...
 
2014-07-06 11:48:10 AM  
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Also good for sammich slicin'.
 
2014-07-06 11:49:19 AM  
Meh.  Now if theyhave  woman lumberjacks wearing yoga pants, then you're talk'n.
 
2014-07-06 11:51:38 AM  

bearded clamorer: [cdn2.maxim.com image 500x750]

Also good for sammich slicin'.


Stihl a favorite
 
2014-07-06 11:58:43 AM  
 
2014-07-06 12:07:43 PM  

hlehmann: Meh.  Now if theyhave  woman lumberjacks wearing yoga pants, then you're talk'n.


Have you seen women lumberjacks? You'd sooner get a boner perusing People of Walmart than you would watching female lumberjacks in yoga pants.
 
2014-07-06 12:29:13 PM  

Pharmdawg: An increasing number of women excited about wielding axes, saws and other sharp objects at waist-level targets will not end well for men. At all.

Not just at any old waist level targets either, at long cylindrical objects.
 
2014-07-06 12:31:34 PM  

max_pooper: hlehmann: Meh.  Now if theyhave  woman lumberjacks wearing yoga pants, then you're talk'n.

Have you seen women lumberjacks? You'd sooner get a boner perusing People of Walmart than you would watching female lumberjacks in yoga pants.


In my lifetime I have only seen one female lumberjack. While she wouldn't have looked good in yoga pants, she would have looked plenty good enough to me out of them.
 
2014-07-06 12:32:13 PM  
Great sport for relieving pms
 
2014-07-06 12:32:26 PM  
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2014-07-06 12:55:55 PM  
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2014-07-06 01:11:50 PM  

bearded clamorer: [cdn2.maxim.com image 500x750]

Also good for sammich slicin'.


Stop squirming and lie Stihl
 
2014-07-06 01:13:01 PM  
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2014-07-06 01:23:58 PM  
Number One: The Larch

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2014-07-06 04:32:43 PM  
There's nothing sexier than a woman with a beard.
 
2014-07-06 04:47:07 PM  
I'm a crosscut saw,
Baby, drag me across your log.
I'm a crosscut saw,
Baby, drag me across your log.
I cut your wood so easy for you,
You can't help but say, "Hot Dog!"

Some call me Woodcutting Sam,
Some call me Woodcutting Jim.
The last girl I cut wood for,
She wants me back again.

I'm a crosscut saw,
Baby, drag me across your log.
I cut your wood so easy for you,
You can't help but say, "Hot Dog!"

I got a double-bladed axe
That really cuts good.
Well, I'm a crosscut saw,
Gonna bury me in your wood.

I'm a crosscut saw,
Baby, drag me across your log.
I cut your wood so easy for you,
You can't help but say, "Hot Dog!"
 
2014-07-06 04:59:56 PM  
chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com

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2014-07-06 06:21:09 PM  
Men are so easily controlled, LOL
 
2014-07-07 09:13:43 AM  
Chopping events to be sponsored by the Breast Cancer Awareness foundation
 
2014-07-07 10:46:31 AM  
Approves
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/40 whacks
 
2014-07-07 11:59:40 AM  

bearded clamorer: Also good for sammich slicin'.


Not until you spell it correctly.
 
2014-07-07 12:28:20 PM  
You haven't lived until you have attended the Outdoor Show on Maryland's Eastern Shore. The log sawing competition has women in high heels competing. It is between the muskrat skinning competition and the fur fashion show where girls parade around wearing their grandmothers fur coat. Good times
 
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