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(WLKY Louisville)   Human leg found in Ohio river. Coroner proclaims, "This will not stand"   (wlky.com) divider line 32
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2014-07-05 10:34:16 PM  
This ad appeared on the page the story was on.  Might it be possible he ate the rest of the body?

pagead2.googlesyndication.com
 
2014-07-06 02:18:05 AM  
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that foul play was involved.
 
2014-07-06 02:29:42 AM  
Anyone heard from Indrid Cold lately?
 
2014-07-06 02:29:46 AM  
f.kulfoto.com
 
2014-07-06 02:30:07 AM  
At least he put his best foot forward.
 
2014-07-06 02:30:40 AM  

Prey4reign: This ad appeared on the page the story was on.  Might it be possible he ate the rest of the body?

[pagead2.googlesyndication.com image 300x250]


Mother of Celestia! I think I know his twin sister.
 
2014-07-06 02:30:42 AM  
i229.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-06 02:42:39 AM  
It belongs to Bob Weaver...
 
2014-07-06 02:48:36 AM  
Such carelessness from Hannibal Lecter is quite uncharacteristic....
 
2014-07-06 02:54:28 AM  
Hopefully the investigation won't be hamstrung.
 
2014-07-06 03:08:48 AM  

Apos: Such carelessness from Hannibal Lecter is quite uncharacteristic....


Hannibal would have deboned it and made a roast.
 
2014-07-06 03:09:32 AM  
Someone needed to get a leg up on the competition. ..
 
2014-07-06 03:47:57 AM  
Probly from Pittsburgh...but what do I know I am just lonely Jedi zen guy?
 
2014-07-06 03:52:11 AM  
Check with Canada, I think they've got the feet. And San Francisco has the heart.

/Somebody sure gets around
//Or some parts of somebody
 
2014-07-06 03:58:41 AM  
Well, SOMEONE cannot stand, we know that.
 
2014-07-06 04:41:33 AM  
They found a camera too -- a Polaroid one-step. The poor shmuck who lost it is really hopping for its return. He'd sue, but he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
 
2014-07-06 04:48:36 AM  

zulius: [f.kulfoto.com image 300x246]


I have absolutely no idea why that image made me want to watch the movie "Hackers" again.

/puts down drink, goes to bed
 
2014-07-06 04:56:20 AM  

soseussme: They found a camera too -- a Polaroid one-step. The poor shmuck who lost it is really hopping for its return. He'd sue, but he doesn't have a leg to stand on.



Whoever lost that leg is bound be hopping mad.

/He used to be a ballroom dancer.
//He wasn't half bad.
///So, he got a wooden leg.
////But, it caught on fire and he burned to the ground.
 
2014-07-06 05:15:08 AM  

felching pen: Check with Canada, I think they've got the feet. And San Francisco has the heart.

/Somebody sure gets around
//Or some parts of somebody


Those were found around Vancouver, BC.  One of the feet belong to a fisherman who died in the mid 80's.

Several others were suicides.   A lot of the others ones probably were too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salish_Sea_human_foot_discoveries
 
2014-07-06 05:24:31 AM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: soseussme: They found a camera too -- a Polaroid one-step. The poor shmuck who lost it is really hopping for its return. He'd sue, but he doesn't have a leg to stand on.


Whoever lost that leg is bound be hopping mad.

/He used to be a ballroom dancer.
//He wasn't half bad.
///So, he got a wooden leg.
////But, it caught on fire and he burned to the ground.


img.fark.net
 
2014-07-06 05:59:25 AM  
You guys are such heels.
 
2014-07-06 07:00:50 AM  
I went back to Ohio
But my leg was gone
 
2014-07-06 07:34:06 AM  
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
 
2014-07-06 08:19:12 AM  
Take me to the river. Dip me in the water.
 
2014-07-06 08:42:00 AM  
An Ohio river, or the Ohio River?
 
2014-07-06 09:09:36 AM  

The Smails Kid: An Ohio river, or the Ohio River?


Well Idk if there is more than one river called Ohio but there are several rivers that share name with unrelated river.

There is more than one green river, red river, snake river,and Colorado river that I can think of. There are probably others.
 
2014-07-06 09:25:59 AM  
media2.s-nbcnews.com

Tell us how you do!
 
2014-07-06 09:53:55 AM  
No really, it's only a leg.  I've got another one.
 
2014-07-06 10:49:31 AM  
Hell, I can get you a leg by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with shoe polish. These farking amateurs...
 
2014-07-06 11:30:39 AM  
If the leg's owner is from Kentucky, it's going to be awhile before he or she realizes it's gone. But once the oxycontin wears off and the Walmart motorized scooter battery dies, that missing leg will be noticed. It will be running through someone's mind.
 
2014-07-06 08:27:27 PM  

DrunkenYodaZen: Probly from Pittsburgh...but what do I know I am just lonely Jedi zen guy?


Maybe not, the guy they found in the river today from the Rocks had both legs.
 
2014-07-07 12:16:51 PM  
Someone give him a hand.

/sht my pun monkey's broken
//what do you guys do? stick him in the freezer for a few hours?
 
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