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(Daily Mail)   Beer: full of vitamins, high in fibre, good for your hair, social lubricant...what can it not do?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 49
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2014-07-05 06:22:33 PM  
Beer is being hailed for its health benefits and vitamin levels
Research suggests drinking beer might help prevent Alzheimer's
Hops have 'aphrodisiac-like qualities' and could balance hormones
Contains minerals including phosphorus, iodine, magnesium and potassium



For God's sake SOMEONE GET ME A BEER!!!...
 
2014-07-05 06:28:51 PM  
This is a repeat. From the last what, 5000 years?
 
2014-07-05 06:52:46 PM  
Rebuild my marriage... sob... heh just kidding.
 
2014-07-05 07:49:40 PM  
Tame your mom.
 
2014-07-05 09:02:17 PM  
Get me laid.
 
2014-07-05 09:04:01 PM  
Keep my waist trim.
 
2014-07-05 09:06:27 PM  

PreMortem: This is a repeat. From the last what, 5000 years?


More like 15,000 evidence of brewing dates back as far as farming grain. Evidence of bread does not.
 
2014-07-05 09:07:22 PM  
Taste good? Okay, one exception. XX or Corona tastes alright on a beach. That's pretty much it.
 
2014-07-05 09:09:20 PM  
I read that as "sexual lubricant".

Yes, please.
 
2014-07-05 09:10:43 PM  
Multiply itself in my frig while I sleep?
 
2014-07-05 09:11:00 PM  
In most usage, it poorly substitutes for duct tape
 
2014-07-05 09:11:56 PM  
Get its biatch ass back in the kitchen and make me a pie
 
2014-07-05 09:13:04 PM  

aremmes: I read that as "sexual lubricant".

Yes, please.


So glad I'm not the only one.
 
2014-07-05 09:13:35 PM  
Regenerate hypatocytes? Undo the movie Space Jam?
 
2014-07-05 09:13:51 PM  
Actually, come to think about it, I'm sure you can use it for more than a 'social lubricant'

/ya,I know. Spilled it at a very interesting uh, position.
//worked GREAT!
///I better shut up now
 
2014-07-05 09:14:36 PM  
>what can it not do?

Improve your parenting skills.
 
2014-07-05 09:15:48 PM  
Gives me a healing factor equivalent of the farkin Wolverine!
 
2014-07-05 09:16:52 PM  
This is most unfortunately NOT Guinness :( no calories, no vitamins...Not in other words bread in a bottle, most disappointing.

/Learned this from Guinness girls in a bar...
 
2014-07-05 09:18:32 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: Actually, come to think about it, I'm sure you can use it for more than a 'social lubricant'

/ya,I know. Spilled it at a very interesting uh, position.
//worked GREAT!
///I better shut up now


Everybody knows yeast and sex go great together.
 
2014-07-05 09:18:51 PM  

albatros183: This is most unfortunately NOT Guinness :( no calories, no vitamins...Not in other words bread in a bottle, most disappointing.

/Learned this from Guinness girls in a bar...


did she have a yeast & hops infection?
 
2014-07-05 09:20:53 PM  

thesloppy: dolphinsgonwild: Actually, come to think about it, I'm sure you can use it for more than a 'social lubricant'

/ya,I know. Spilled it at a very interesting uh, position.
//worked GREAT!
///I better shut up now

Everybody knows yeast and sex go great together.


dammit! So close!
 
2014-07-05 09:22:08 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: albatros183: This is most unfortunately NOT Guinness :( no calories, no vitamins...Not in other words bread in a bottle, most disappointing.

/Learned this from Guinness girls in a bar...

did she have a yeast & hops infection?


Apparently no which would have at least had some nutritional value.

/Also NCSB I didn't sleep with them
//I did get some nice Guinness pint stress errr... pints?
 
2014-07-05 09:42:40 PM  

aremmes: I read that as "sexual lubricant".

Yes, please.


I read social lubricant and thought they meant sexual lubricant for a second.

Burns so good?
 
2014-07-05 09:54:52 PM  

berylman: Regenerate hypatocytes? Undo the movie Space Jam?


Came here to say "unglaze your liver".

Nothing can undo Space Jam, but you have to understand that the target audience was youngsters.

Say like under 3 years old.
 
2014-07-05 09:56:41 PM  
Gives me the false confidence of 20 men!
 
2014-07-05 09:59:16 PM  
*burp*

totally knew it.

/beer me, bro.
 
2014-07-05 10:07:08 PM  
Can't stand beer. Tried it multiple times and multiple types (stout, ale). I just can't stand it.
 
2014-07-05 10:07:38 PM  
Make sense of several comments in this thread that it likely is the cause of being incoherent to begin with.
 
2014-07-05 10:18:48 PM  
Get YOU laid.
 
2014-07-05 10:20:04 PM  
Help my dog drive

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-05 10:21:41 PM  

JonBuck: Can't stand beer. Tried it multiple times and multiple types (stout, ale). I just can't stand it.


I'm not big on it either but since I have a sweet tooth the honey browns are good.

I had one that was 30% strawberry yesterday too that I liked.
 
2014-07-05 10:27:34 PM  
Get a beer gut.
 
2014-07-05 10:38:58 PM  

JonBuck: Can't stand beer. Tried it multiple times and multiple types (stout, ale). I just can't stand it.


Stouts ARE ales. The only beers that aren't ales are lagers. And if you're trying mass-market crap, no wonder you didn't like it. It's crap!

/Professional craft brewer
 
2014-07-05 10:40:29 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Rebuild my marriage... sob... heh just kidding.


You have to have a kid for that. Always cures relationship problems.
 
2014-07-05 10:42:25 PM  

JonBuck: Can't stand beer. Tried it multiple times and multiple types (stout, ale). I just can't stand it.


uh, what? Never heard anyone say multiple types with "stout, ale" as examples. Perhaps you haven't tried as many types as you think.
 
2014-07-05 10:45:28 PM  
I've consumed a beer tonight so I'm really enjoying this thread.

/said people that should have said "got nothing"
 
2014-07-05 10:46:04 PM  

Oldiron_79: PreMortem: This is a repeat. From the last what, 5000 years?

More like 15,000 evidence of brewing dates back as far as farming grain. Evidence of bread does not.


Barley - goes back to the Stone Age.
 
2014-07-05 10:59:10 PM  
sorry, but I prefer a nice, dry California Zinfandel
 
2014-07-05 11:21:05 PM  
...make my ex-wife any more human?
 
2014-07-05 11:26:24 PM  
Beer can't take an extra e, because then it would be beeer.
 
2014-07-05 11:35:30 PM  

lindalouwho: Oldiron_79: PreMortem: This is a repeat. From the last what, 5000 years?

More like 15,000 evidence of brewing dates back as far as farming grain. Evidence of bread does not.

Barley - goes back to the Stone Age.


If not for beer the peak of our technology would likely be a pointy stick.
 
2014-07-05 11:59:20 PM  

Oldiron_79: lindalouwho: Oldiron_79: PreMortem: This is a repeat. From the last what, 5000 years?

More like 15,000 evidence of brewing dates back as far as farming grain. Evidence of bread does not.

Barley - goes back to the Stone Age.

If not for beer the peak of our technology would likely be a pointy stick.


Lol
 
2014-07-06 02:29:42 AM  
Cure my gout...
 
2014-07-06 07:19:59 AM  
Beer, bacon and duct tape: almost everything you'll need in this here life.
 
2014-07-06 08:25:08 AM  

lindalouwho: Oldiron_79: lindalouwho: Oldiron_79: PreMortem: This is a repeat. From the last what, 5000 years?

More like 15,000 evidence of brewing dates back as far as farming grain. Evidence of bread does not.

Barley - goes back to the Stone Age.

If not for beer the peak of our technology would likely be a pointy stick.

Lol


I've read articles stating that beer is the basis for civilization. That ancient people dropped the nomadic way of life and attempted agriculture to assure themselves a supply of grain for beer making.  Sure, I was drinking beer when I read those articles, but, that's beside the fact.  Beer, one of mankind's crowning achievements!
 
2014-07-06 09:27:52 AM  

PreMortem: This is a repeat. From the last what, 5000 years?


Cue Simon Tam
 
2014-07-06 09:36:46 AM  
It cannot marinade beef.

Worthless shiat, bring me the bottle of Jack.
 
2014-07-06 09:48:18 AM  

prjindigo: It cannot marinade beef.

Worthless shiat, bring me the bottle of Jack.


It most certainly can marinade beef, even with no other ingredients. I'm sure you'll see that by googling ;-)
 
2014-07-06 12:44:42 PM  
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/What I thought of after reading that
 
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