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(New York Daily News)   Authorities have found the stolen Iridium-192 inside an abandoned truck   (nydailynews.com) divider line 35
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2014-07-05 05:41:20 PM
Repo man already did it.
 
2014-07-05 05:47:14 PM
There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom...
 
2014-07-05 06:46:45 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom...


That earth creature has the illudium q-36 explosive space modulator!
 
2014-07-05 06:49:17 PM
Damn it, Doc. You were supposed to fill that one with used pinball parts.
 
2014-07-05 06:50:27 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom...


Dammit! That's the second time today you've beaten me to a comment I was going to make. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
 
2014-07-05 06:51:11 PM
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2014-07-05 06:52:04 PM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Damn it, Doc. You were supposed to fill that one with used pinball parts.


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Wanted for questioning.
 
2014-07-05 06:53:29 PM
This wasn't the same radioactive stuff that was stolen awhile ago in mexico was it?
 
2014-07-05 06:56:33 PM

Intelligent_Donkey: This wasn't the same radioactive stuff that was stolen awhile ago in mexico was it?


No, that was Cobalt-60. All the more reason to ask: "WTF, Mexico?"
 
2014-07-05 07:00:05 PM

iheartscotch: That earth creature has the illudium q-36 explosive space modulator!


And we're done here.
 
2014-07-05 07:03:11 PM
Dammit! That's where I left it!
(Face palm)
 
2014-07-05 07:04:18 PM
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I read that as "abandoned trunk."
 
2014-07-05 07:06:26 PM
More signs of just how reliable the lawless third world toilet of the planet really is. Mexico needs to be cleansed and annexed like Israel is doing with Palestine. Then, humans can live there again.
 
2014-07-05 07:09:17 PM

Abaddon The Despoiler: More signs of just how reliable the lawless third world toilet of the planet really is. Mexico needs to be cleansed and annexed like Israel is doing with Palestine. Then, humans can live there again.


Then the border would more farther south and nobody would care.
 
2014-07-05 07:10:00 PM
Cleaning up Mexico would be a gigantic job, lots of pot, gang warafare and you know pot smokers are not motivated unless food or more pot is involved. You're gonna need superman.
 
2014-07-05 07:11:16 PM
duh I thought hitting the cancel button would allow me to respell warfare but it just embarrassed me. LOL
 
2014-07-05 07:11:36 PM
The Interior Department had asked local authorities to be on the lookout for a smally amount of iridium

*rapid left eye blink*
 
2014-07-05 07:12:55 PM
"The Interior Department had asked local authorities to be on the lookout for a smally amount of Iridium that had been inside a truck stolen on Friday."

Is that the technical term?
 
2014-07-05 07:15:26 PM

C18H27NO3: "The Interior Department had asked local authorities to be on the lookout for a smally amount of Iridium that had been inside a truck stolen on Friday."

Is that the technical term?


That term is good enough, it's smart enough, and darnit, people like it!
 
2014-07-05 07:16:00 PM

Apos: The Interior Department had asked local authorities to be on the lookout for a smally amount of iridium

*rapid left eye blink*


Only the lowliest of interns will work on the 4th of July weekend, and they're all stoned.
 
2014-07-05 07:28:12 PM

rkiller1: Abaddon The Despoiler: More signs of just how reliable the lawless third world toilet of the planet really is. Mexico needs to be cleansed and annexed like Israel is doing with Palestine. Then, humans can live there again.

Then the border would more farther south and nobody would care.


Again like Israel, settlements! Then push the wall and bulldozer/sniper death zone south. Repeat.
 
2014-07-05 07:28:58 PM

Gyrfalcon: Apos: The Interior Department had asked local authorities to be on the lookout for a smally amount of iridium

*rapid left eye blink*

Only the lowliest of interns will work on the 4th of July weekend, and they're all stoned.



Can't argue with that.
 
2014-07-05 07:54:11 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom...


Yep, that's the one
 
2014-07-05 07:55:49 PM
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a robot!
 
2014-07-05 07:55:53 PM

C18H27NO3: "The Interior Department had asked local authorities to be on the lookout for a smally amount of Iridium that had been inside a truck stolen on Friday."

Is that the technical term?


It needs to be rebigulated.
 
2014-07-05 08:12:21 PM
Came for the Marvin references.  Leaving sated.
 
2014-07-05 08:23:48 PM

cretinbob: MaudlinMutantMollusk: There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom...

Yep, that's the one


Came to say both of these several times.
 
2014-07-05 08:34:36 PM

Sim Tree: C18H27NO3: "The Interior Department had asked local authorities to be on the lookout for a smally amount of Iridium that had been inside a truck stolen on Friday."

Is that the technical term?

It needs to be rebigulated.


Rebigulation, when a standard embiggening just won't do.
 
2014-07-05 09:22:44 PM

HairyNevus: Intelligent_Donkey: This wasn't the same radioactive stuff that was stolen awhile ago in mexico was it?

No, that was Cobalt-60. All the more reason to ask: "WTF, Mexico?"


Hey, man. When you want a mayonnaise jar full of mescaline, a half-dozen unregistered AK-47s, and fifty grams of caesium chloride for $500 and a handy, then "viva la Mexico"! :P
 
2014-07-05 09:42:51 PM
FARK, I am disappoint.
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2014-07-05 10:17:01 PM
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OH GOODY!  They found the Eludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Now I can blow up the Earth!  It obstructs my view of Venus...
 
2014-07-05 11:00:31 PM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Damn it, Doc. You were supposed to fill that one with used pinball parts.


I hate those Smith kids. Who saw them coming from those parents.
 
2014-07-06 12:07:15 AM
I guess after what happened to the last guys who stole a truck full of radioactive materials in Mexico, their thieves are learning.
 
2014-07-06 02:15:11 AM
Is this bad?
 
2014-07-06 12:04:11 PM

Apos: The Interior Department had asked local authorities to be on the lookout for a smally amount of iridium

*rapid left eye blink*


Well, I think the headline was probably a good sign that things were going to go downhill quickly:

Mexican officials locate radioactive material from stolen pickup
 
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