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(Phys Org2)   Giving your fish Prozac? Scientists want you to stop. Also, why are you giving your fish Prozac?   (phys.org) divider line 24
    More: Obvious, aquatic animal, University of Portsmouth, human waste, test tubes, serotonin  
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1558 clicks; posted to Geek » on 05 Jul 2014 at 7:44 PM (3 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-05 06:14:30 PM
Why not?
 
2014-07-05 06:33:31 PM
Because he's sad
 
2014-07-05 07:50:10 PM
I blame the trauma of catch and release
 
2014-07-05 08:24:56 PM
My fish is suicidal.

He keeps trying to drown himself.
 
2014-07-05 08:26:09 PM
I used to give my dog Prozac, so I'm getting a kick.
 
2014-07-05 08:45:04 PM
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2014-07-05 08:51:06 PM

Jesus McSordid: I used to give my dog Prozac, so I'm getting a kick.


LOL I still have one taking it...

I read somewhere that it was not just those actively giving it to them but the people flushing it down the toilet polluted the water to the point where the fish were "hooked" on it. I use the word hooked lightly.
 
2014-07-05 08:54:10 PM
And what is life without some suicide jokes?

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said: "No can do. You won't bring it back."
_____
My daughter committed suicide last week.  So selfish, leaving her mother to do twice as much around the house now.
_____
People look at me funny as if I had something to do with my step-son's suicide.  They say it's hard to believe that a six month old could hang itself, let alone leave a note.
_____
I walked in today to find a suicide note left on the fridge from my wife.

It said at the end, "I can't go on any more and I'll miss you more then anything else in the world!"

She farking loved that fridge.
_____
An Antartican was in the therapist office:
Dr. Hieden: Why are you here?
Antartican: I tried to commit suicide by taking 1,000 aspirins.
Dr. Hieden: What happened?
Antartican: Well, after the first two I felt better!!
_____
My plan for the winter:
1. Wait for my 8 year old neighbour to build a snowman.
2. Wait for that to melt.
3. Put a suicide note where it melted.
_____
A suicide bomber goes into a pet shop and shouts "You've got 1 minute to get out",
Tortoise in the back shouts back "You bastard"


(All shamelessly stolen and posted here)
 
2014-07-05 08:56:18 PM
He looked blue.
 
2014-07-05 08:57:35 PM
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Now with picture goodness.
 
2014-07-05 09:11:48 PM

ReverendJynxed: He looked blue.


he looks really blue. You'd better give him some ecstasy too. And a disco ball.
 
2014-07-05 09:30:43 PM
My anxiety makes them stressed Duh?!
 
2014-07-05 10:21:31 PM
Subby didn't RTFA, or pretends not to have, but nobody in the comment thread did either? For fark's sake, Fark is becoming YouTube comments. The sale to Buzzfeed has failed miserably.

Oh god, what if the whole world is becoming YouTube comments? Nobody pays attention to anything more than 2.3 seconds anymore and literacy is fast becoming a thing of the past.
 
2014-07-05 10:22:40 PM
Reading is hard.  Posting stupid suicidal fish related posts is fun.  Paste is tasty.
 
2014-07-05 11:14:24 PM
Fish, bah.. One of the profs at my college has an Ignobel prize for his groundbreaking work feeding Prozac to clams.

No, I'm not joking. http://www.improbable.com/airchives/pr ess/2003/record-11-02-2003.html
 
2014-07-05 11:15:09 PM

rdyb: Subby didn't RTFA, or pretends not to have, but nobody in the comment thread did either? For fark's sake, Fark is becoming YouTube comments. The sale to Buzzfeed has failed miserably.

Oh god, what if the whole world is becoming YouTube comments? Nobody pays attention to anything more than 2.3 seconds anymore and literacy is fast becoming a thing of the past.


I can't believe you....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 
2014-07-05 11:18:02 PM

Glockenspiel Hero: Fish, bah.. One of the profs at my college has an Ignobel prize for his groundbreaking work feeding Prozac to clams.

No, I'm not joking. http://www.improbable.com/airchives/pr ess/2003/record-11-02-2003.html


This should be submitted as a link with some sort of sex thing in the headline...
 It is otherwise a very very sad statement about the state of bio.
 
2014-07-05 11:31:06 PM

rdyb: Subby didn't RTFA, or pretends not to have, but nobody in the comment thread did either? For fark's sake, Fark is becoming YouTube comments. The sale to Buzzfeed has failed miserably.
Oh god, what if the whole world is becoming YouTube comments? Nobody pays attention to anything more than 2.3 seconds anymore and literacy is fast becoming a thing of the past.


People don't spend up to 30 seconds crafting these inaccurate and trollerific headlines so that we have to read the actual link.
 
2014-07-05 11:40:51 PM
Oh god, what if the whole world is becoming YouTube comments? Nobody pays attention to anything more than 2.3 seconds anymore and literacy is fast becoming a thing of the past

what'd you just say?
 
2014-07-06 01:12:34 AM
 
2014-07-06 04:35:43 AM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: <em>Oh god, what if the whole world is becoming YouTube comments? Nobody pays attention to anything more than 2.3 seconds anymore and literacy is fast becoming a thing of the past</em>

what'd you just say?



fishy fishy fish
 
2014-07-06 04:46:11 AM
What's the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish it dies.

/Not in the face.
 
2014-07-06 10:15:35 AM
Because he's got a strange disease?  Sucks to be you.  It's not me, it's you
 
2014-07-06 12:30:56 PM
Time for some (hopefully) humorous suicide pics!

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