cryinoutloud: I don't kill nothing unless I have to. Well, flies. I kill flies. I catch the bugs and let them out of the house. Go ahead and laugh, killers.
RageWars: Well, as an exterminator, people ask me all the time if this bug or that bug is dangerous. I tell them that after they step on it and kill it, no it's not. Then they tell me to do anything I can to kill the bugs. They don't care, just kill them all. This is followed by them constantly asking me if the stuff I'm putting out is going to hurt them. After all, they want only "natural, safe, organic products." All this is wrapped up with: "You're going to use the good stuff right? I don't want to have to call you back out here 'cause you didn't kill all my bugs."God I miss the days of Chlordayne.
Prey4reign: fusillade762: "Overall, this study supports the general perception that adults are poor discriminators in distinguishing stinging insects with the exception of the honeybee," the authors write.I'm OK with this. If it's NOT a bee I don't give a fark what kind of stinging asshole it is.Were you aware that male wasps don't have stingers, therefore only female wasps present a stinging threat. This is the one time you'll hear on Fark that it's perfectly okay to thrash any female (wasp) you run across.
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