fusillade762: gja: gja: RageWars: Well, as an exterminator, people ask me all the time if this bug or that bug is dangerous. I tell them that after they step on it and kill it, no it's not. Then they tell me to do anything I can to kill the bugs. They don't care, just kill them all. This is followed by them constantly asking me if the stuff I'm putting out is going to hurt them. After all, they want only "natural, safe, organic products." All this is wrapped up with: "You're going to use the good stuff right? I don't want to have to call you back out here 'cause you didn't kill all my bugs."God I miss the days of Chlordayne.Hoo boy do I remember that. The brown-jug-O-death. Dad had a bunch of the 3 spinning/heated nozzle stainless steel foggers.He would fog the backyard before parties and everything in the trees would hit the ground in about 10 minutes.Deader-n-hellfire.pic:[web.archive.org image 144x179]I could use one of those right now. My deck is getting swarmed with gnat-like bugs (I suspect they may be juvenile crane flies because we often have a problem with those). I'd turn out the porch light but then I'd risking breaking my neck going out to smoke. That and they come back to the light so fast it's hardly worth it.
Boo_Guy: I'm not killing the bugs in my home because the sting or not, I'm killing them because they ick me out and I don't want them breeding and multiplying in my home.That's also why most spiders get a pass because they eat those other things.
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