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(Mirror.co.uk)   KeiRRRRa Knightly says she's neveRRRR going back to the 'PiRRRRates of the CaRRRRibbean' fRRRRanchise   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 67
    More: Sad, Keira Knightley, Pirates of the Caribbean, period drama, humans, Dead Man's Chest, Geoffrey Rush, Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz  
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2014-07-05 01:19:10 PM  
You realize she's lying like a rug in a whorehouse right?  "I have no intention of returning to do more "Pirates of the Caribbean"= give me enough money to reconsider.

Best example: Jim Carey doing the sequel to "Dumb and Dumber" at the end of his (Hopefully) career.

I have two wishes for Mr. Carey:  As many UFIA's as can be inserted and DIAF.
 
2014-07-05 01:37:16 PM  
Good riddance. She can barely act.
 
2014-07-05 01:38:15 PM  
Good. I find her irritating because she always has her mouth open, even when she isn't saying anything.
 
2014-07-05 03:08:22 PM  
So she wasn't asked back then?

Are they going to make one of these movies with I dunno, actual pirates? The pirates in the ride are more pirate-y than in the films. I don't mean like Somali pirates but at least maybe the Sid Meyer's video game level pirates.
 
2014-07-05 03:15:09 PM  

Mugato: So she wasn't asked back then?

Are they going to make one of these movies with I dunno, actual pirates? The pirates in the ride are more pirate-y than in the films. I don't mean like Somali pirates but at least maybe the Sid Meyer's video game level pirates.


I'm watching #3 (Worlds End) right now and it's a random, all-over-the-place POS. I don't blame her.
 
2014-07-05 03:24:56 PM  
She's got no tits.  I'll stick with Univision.
 
2014-07-05 03:30:43 PM  
Her character's story arc concluded. They should just concentrate on the continuing adventures of Jack Sparrow. I think they should do something with Cthulhu being Davey Jones' father or something and avenging his son's death.
 
2014-07-05 03:40:24 PM  
Maybe she can star as Wayne Rooney in Crying like England.
 
2014-07-05 03:43:30 PM  
Meh, Black Sails gave me my last good fix of pirates and er, lesbian scenes

cdn.screenrant.com

Little men in boats indeed
 
2014-07-05 03:50:55 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Meh, Black Sails gave me my last good fix of pirates and er, lesbian scenes

[cdn.screenrant.com image 570x300]

Little men in boats indeed


Black Sails is a helluva good show.

/There are only 3 letters in the Pirate alphabet; R, I, and A.
//Say them slowly.
///Goddam, I am so very, very high right now.
 
2014-07-05 04:02:50 PM  

Solty Dog: Her character's story arc concluded. They should just concentrate on the continuing adventures of Jack Sparrow. I think they should do something with Cthulhu being Davey Jones' father or something and avenging his son's death.


Hey now, cthulhu had nothing to do with Davey Jones looking like that. Davey Jones looked like that because he had been cursed for having an iinterracial relationship
 
2014-07-05 04:05:03 PM  
I don't suppose it's coincidental that POTC started going downhill as they focused more and more on Jack Sparrow.
 
2014-07-05 04:15:11 PM  
If this convinces Disney not to make any more POTC movies at all then she should win an Oscar for this decision.
 
2014-07-05 04:18:27 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: I don't suppose it's coincidental that POTC started going downhill as they focused more and more on Jack Sparrow.


Really? Cause I'm not a huge fan of the films but Johnny Depp is the one who makes $50mill per film, has his own character in the ride and Legolas is the bland guy that everyone could take or leave. And Depp shows up in children's hospitals in character. I'm not gay or nothing but damn.
 
2014-07-05 04:32:18 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: I don't suppose it's coincidental that POTC started going downhill as they focused more and more on Jack Sparrow.


You mean CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.
 
2014-07-05 04:34:13 PM  
After the first film they decided Jack Sparrow was a bit too much of a drunk and asked Johnny Depp to tone it down, this is when Jack Sparrow stopped being an interesting character.
 
2014-07-05 04:38:22 PM  
Somebody buy that girl a bicycle pump.
 
2014-07-05 04:45:20 PM  
Damn, we don't like Keira Knightly either?!
 Screw you guys, I'm going against the pack on this one.
 
2014-07-05 04:55:07 PM  

Prey4reign: She's got no tits.  I'll stick with Univision.


So the studman would rather watch girls with soccer balls in their chests.
 
2014-07-05 04:59:16 PM  
Someone get her a sandwich.

www.bestelkantlers.com
 
2014-07-05 05:00:20 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: Bith Set Me Up: I don't suppose it's coincidental that POTC started going downhill as they focused more and more on Jack Sparrow.

You mean CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.


Michael Bolton sure does.
 
2014-07-05 05:00:38 PM  

Mugato: So she wasn't asked back then?


Her character's story has been told. Anyone who stayed and saw the tag for the credits at the end of  At World's Endsaw Orlando Bloom reunited with her and their child.
 
2014-07-05 05:02:21 PM  

John Buck 41: Mugato: So she wasn't asked back then?

Are they going to make one of these movies with I dunno, actual pirates? The pirates in the ride are more pirate-y than in the films. I don't mean like Somali pirates but at least maybe the Sid Meyer's video game level pirates.

I'm watching #3 (Worlds End) right now and it's a random, all-over-the-place POS. I don't blame her.


Came here to say this. Watched World's End for the first time a couple of years back while drunk so I blamed the no sense plot on that. Watched it again much later sober and felt it made more sense while I was tanked.

So can't really blame her for not going back. At the same time I can't say I've really ever enjoyed her in anything else so bah.
 
2014-07-05 05:09:11 PM  
I guess I'll just mention that I liked the 4th film better than the 2nd and 3rd, and I'm okay with never seeing Knightly's sh*tty Mary Sue character ever again.
 
2014-07-05 05:11:58 PM  

Prey4reign: She's got no tits.  I'll stick with Univision.


An ironing board with a face.
 
2014-07-05 05:16:29 PM  

peterthx: Mugato: So she wasn't asked back then?

Her character's story has been told. Anyone who stayed and saw the tag for the credits at the end of  At World's Endsaw Orlando Bloom reunited with her and their child.


Right. If the audience cared at all about the character than they would have brought her back.
 
2014-07-05 05:27:33 PM  
I'm not returning to the franchise, either.
 
2014-07-05 05:39:21 PM  

HawgWild: Damn, we don't like Keira Knightly either?!
 Screw you guys, I'm going against the pack on this one.


Yeah. She's cute, funny and authentic. Definitely not for the fark studman brigade.
 
2014-07-05 05:42:13 PM  

Savage Belief: HawgWild: Damn, we don't like Keira Knightly either?!
 Screw you guys, I'm going against the pack on this one.

Yeah. She's cute, funny and authentic. Definitely not for the fark studman brigade.


Somethingsomethingyourgay

/Like the fist of an angry California Highway Patrolman
 
2014-07-05 05:55:40 PM  
I'm willing to take one for the team and have coitus with her.
 
2014-07-05 05:58:55 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: I'm willing to take one for the team and have coitus with her.


... Do it! Do it! Do it!

Honestly I'm not saying she isn't attractive. I just haven't seen a character she plays that I'm inclined to care about.
 
2014-07-05 06:07:01 PM  
img.fark.net
So gross.
 
2014-07-05 06:18:27 PM  
I understand that she'll be visible in some of the background scenes in the upcoming movies, perhaps even starring as the plank that Jack Sparrow is forced to walk.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-05 06:44:56 PM  

JerkStore: I understand that she'll be visible in some of the background scenes in the upcoming movies, perhaps even starring as the plank that Jack Sparrow is forced to walk.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1133]


Whoa who drew a smile on the chick from twilight?
 
2014-07-05 06:55:56 PM  
if yer a biatch Without A Devoted Box-Office Following. And if you're a guy who caused them to lose a day's shooting because you were fighting with your Supermodel Girlfriend on a $500,000,000 omelette, well you might not be in the 4th movie...
 
2014-07-05 07:40:18 PM  

HawgWild: Damn, we don't like Keira Knightly either?!
 Screw you guys, I'm going against the pack on this one.


I'd like to know what it tastes like.
 
2014-07-05 07:45:35 PM  

HawgWild: Damn, we don't like Keira Knightly either?!
 Screw you guys, I'm going against the pack on this one.


They prefer Natalie Portman.
 
2014-07-05 08:23:24 PM  

FlyingJ: if yer a biatch Without A Devoted Box-Office Following. And if you're a guy who caused them to lose a day's shooting because you were fighting with your Supermodel Girlfriend on a $500,000,000 omelette, well you might not be in the 4th movie...


Moar details.
 
2014-07-05 08:46:51 PM  
thunderbird37.com
 
2014-07-05 08:57:34 PM  

69gnarkill69:


Well hello.
 
2014-07-05 09:26:01 PM  
I wonder if it was because she was pissed off that they photoshopped her boobs bigger in a poster.
 
2014-07-05 09:46:54 PM  

sparkeyjames: I wonder if it was because she was pissed off that they photoshopped her boobs bigger in a poster.


Did they do that for Pirates too? I thought it was just that Arthur movie with Clive Owen.
 
2014-07-05 10:11:36 PM  

Mugato: So she wasn't asked back then?

Are they going to make one of these movies with I dunno, actual pirates? The pirates in the ride are more pirate-y than in the films. I don't mean like Somali pirates but at least maybe the Sid Meyer's video game level pirates.


I bought Sid Meyers old house (from Sid) in Baltimore county. Lived there for almost five years. The place had snakes in the basement. Fished out 17 baby snakes one year. CSB
 
2014-07-05 10:57:13 PM  
Watched her in Begin Again the other night.  She has a pretty good, but not great singing voice and did a decent job in that movie.  I am not a big fan, but she is a good enough actress that I don't think she will have trouble finding work outside of Pirates
 
2014-07-05 11:25:14 PM  

69gnarkill69:


Definitely my woman crush. I think she has a gorgeous face, and love that she doesn't have fake tits.
 
2014-07-05 11:53:02 PM  
Keira is stunningly beautiful, and that is the least of her qualities.
 
2014-07-05 11:58:59 PM  
Your agents talked and my agents talked
never say never
 
2014-07-06 12:38:51 AM  
I see the chubby chasers are out in force.

Hey, I like a woman with some meat on her bones, too. I was always pretty accepting and have dated people of all shapes and sizes, but if you can't admit Ms. Knightly is attractive and quite feminine, then you have a  fetish for fat girls instead of an open mind.

So for you guys, I'll offer an olive branch:

gowowteam.com

There. Now we can all be happy in this thread.
 
2014-07-06 12:57:32 AM  

Nix Nightbird: I see the chubby chasers are out in force.

Hey, I like a woman with some meat on her bones, too. I was always pretty accepting and have dated people of all shapes and sizes, but if you can't admit Ms. Knightly is attractive and quite feminine, then you have a  fetish for fat girls instead of an open mind.

So for you guys, I'll offer an olive branch:

[gowowteam.com image 420x455]

There. Now we can all be happy in this thread.


It looks like the legs on the woman to the right are about to die and fall off. How could someone let themselves become so unhealthy?
 
2014-07-06 02:15:14 AM  

Cerebral Knievel: Solty Dog: Her character's story arc concluded. They should just concentrate on the continuing adventures of Jack Sparrow. I think they should do something with Cthulhu being Davey Jones' father or something and avenging his son's death.

Hey now, cthulhu had nothing to do with Davey Jones looking like that. Davey Jones looked like that because he had been cursed for having an iinterracial relationship


Well, you know the old saying -
"Once you go black, you might get stabbed."
 
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