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(WRCB)   "Man chases cab driver with pots & pans after trying to buy his girlfriend's cats." You have to click on the story to find out who wanted to buy the cats and who had the pots and pans   (wrcbtv.com) divider line 20
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2014-07-05 11:48:29 AM  
FTA:
The cab driver, 24-year-old Ervin Morgan, was arrested for an unrelated theft. Police said Kirby went to Morgan's holding cell and punched him in the face because he thought Morgan "got him arrested on false charges."

The f*ck? Do they let people who aren't jail staff or police officers wander around the facility unescorted?
 
2014-07-05 01:02:16 PM  
www.vanburenmusic.com

Cats can be very tender and sweet.
 
2014-07-05 01:41:27 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: FTA:
The cab driver, 24-year-old Ervin Morgan, was arrested for an unrelated theft. Police said Kirby went to Morgan's holding cell and punched him in the face because he thought Morgan "got him arrested on false charges."

The f*ck? Do they let people who aren't jail staff or police officers wander around the facility unescorted?


Theft, usually, is just a ticket. It sounds like this guy had some priors, or it was felony theft. I bet the cops put them in adjacent cells, not realizing they had a prior acquaintance. Or the cat guy decked the cabbie while the cops were escorting the cat guy to a holding cell.
 
2014-07-05 01:43:48 PM  
tf2wiki.net
 
2014-07-05 01:44:46 PM  
Koreatown? *click* Well crap, I didn't know Chattanooga had a Koreatown.
 
2014-07-05 01:51:21 PM  
I hope he was using All-Clad.
 
2014-07-05 02:09:37 PM  

iheartscotch: Bathia_Mapes: FTA:
The cab driver, 24-year-old Ervin Morgan, was arrested for an unrelated theft. Police said Kirby went to Morgan's holding cell and punched him in the face because he thought Morgan "got him arrested on false charges."

The f*ck? Do they let people who aren't jail staff or police officers wander around the facility unescorted?

Theft, usually, is just a ticket. It sounds like this guy had some priors, or it was felony theft. I bet the cops put them in adjacent cells, not realizing they had a prior acquaintance. Or the cat guy decked the cabbie while the cops were escorting the cat guy to a holding cell.


probably still in the intake area.  Seeing as how cabbie was in there on unrelated charges there was no "keep separate from" indication.
 
2014-07-05 02:23:07 PM  
 Fort Oglethorpe? Alright Fort Emory, now lets see what crazies you got. Bonus points for using fast-food items.
 
2014-07-05 02:33:34 PM  

HairyNevus:  Fort Oglethorpe? Alright Fort Emory, now lets see what crazies you got. Bonus points for using fast-food items.


Ogie Oglethorpe? That explains everything. After all, this kid has had a rough year, what with his deportation to Canada and that country's subsequent refusal to accept him...
 
2014-07-05 02:38:54 PM  

HairyNevus: Fort Oglethorpe? Alright Fort Emory, now lets see what crazies you got. Bonus points for using fast-food items.


www.slap-shot.com
 
2014-07-05 02:39:58 PM  

technomuse: HairyNevus:  Fort Oglethorpe? Alright Fort Emory, now lets see what crazies you got. Bonus points for using fast-food items.

Ogie Oglethorpe? That explains everything. After all, this kid has had a rough year, what with his deportation to Canada and that country's subsequent refusal to accept him...


Dr Oglethorpe had seven sons and seven sons had Dr Oglethorpe
They never laughed
They never cried
All they did was go like this....

Wiiithhhh a left

Dr Oglethorpe had seven sons and seven sons had Dr Oglethorpe
They never laughed
They never cried
All they did was go like this....

Wiiithhhh a left
aaaanndd a right
 
2014-07-05 03:03:37 PM  
Chattanooga criminals are renowned for stupidity
 
2014-07-05 03:24:13 PM  
So, the guy was upset because the other guy tried to buy his girlfriend's pussy?
 
2014-07-05 03:25:29 PM  
Could have been worse.  Could have been chased with dirty kitty litter
 
2014-07-05 03:49:22 PM  
Who the hell buys cats?  Aren't they just domesticated rodents at this point?  I'm pretty sure I can go to the nearest shelter and pick up a baker's dozen with nothing more than a means of getting them off the premises.

Hell I couldn't probably cover myself in pentagrams and get all of the black ones on October 30th and they would still help me load them into my windowless van.
 
2014-07-05 03:49:46 PM  
gr8 b8 m8
 
2014-07-05 04:11:13 PM  
I always regret trying to submit a headline because I'm just not very intelligent and witty and I know they will never make it.

Then I see ones like this and think maybe it will happen someday.

/I farked subby's mom
 
2014-07-05 04:27:05 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [www.vanburenmusic.com image 410x353]

Cats can be very tender and sweet.


Someone must have told him that eating pussy was fun.


I know, pixels, 'shoop, seen in my day etc.
 
2014-07-05 04:37:43 PM  
Don't tell me what I have to do.
 
jrl
2014-07-06 07:54:57 PM  
As I was walking to St. Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Each wife had seven sacks
Each sack had seven cats.
Cats, sacks, man and wives,
How many going to St. Ives?
 
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