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2004-02-13 03:17:14 PM
second peeing link today. let the golden showers begin.
 
2004-02-13 03:18:24 PM
Thank god I live in Canada!

/enter jealous Wyominian(?) spouting off anti-Canadian rants
 
2004-02-13 03:18:48 PM
I can still sh%t on the highway, though, right?
 
2004-02-13 03:19:07 PM
2004-02-13 03:13:52 PM poop_dumplin: Well, I figure the time to pee is something they ought to build into trucking rates.

But that whole state of affairs is dreadful. We have tens of thousands of zombies deranged on speed and no sleep racing down the roads of America at 85 MPH in giant machines tossing toxic piss out the windows and generally making the highways unsafe and insane.

I think the trucking industry is way overdue for being jerked around by the collar real good.
 
2004-02-13 03:19:22 PM
In Denmark it is ok to pee on your dog your neighbor and his wife while having sex with all of them.
 
2004-02-13 03:20:05 PM
They are stealing our freedom drop by drop. We need to give travelers a fair shake here. Its dangerous to stand on the side of the road when cars are whizzing by. There must be room for a wee bit of compromise. They should flush out the details of an agreement that allows natural containers.
 
2004-02-13 03:21:25 PM
If you cause urine trouble,
you're in trouble.

ha
 
2004-02-13 03:21:27 PM
Seriously, does anyone know of a better purpose for the state of Wyoming other than soking up urine? I for one, do not.

Trivia question: Why is it so windy in Ft. Collins, CO?



Answer: Because Wyoming blows.


Remember to tip your waitress and try the veal.
 
2004-02-13 03:22:02 PM
grr, "soaking".
 
2004-02-13 03:22:16 PM
I've drove through Wyoming to/from Utah. It's amazing all that miles and miles of nothingness. If it's a problem, have more restrooms. Thank you.

Beside, being female I can't just whip it out.
 
2004-02-13 03:22:40 PM
Big_Bad_Dad

They are stealing our freedom drop by drop. We need to give travelers a fair shake here. Its dangerous to stand on the side of the road when cars are whizzing by. There must be room for a wee bit of compromise. They should flush out the details of an agreement that allows natural containers.

This is why I love Fark.
 
2004-02-13 03:23:04 PM
This is obviously discrimination. I know for a fact that the roads of Wyoming happen to like urine... especially when it's thrown. Won't someone please think of the roads???
 
2004-02-13 03:24:41 PM
Picklehead

just having something to "whip out" doesn't solve the problem. some friends and i were on a road trip to six flags great america and my buddy had to piss. he pulled his "part" out and rolled down the window and peed. due to the aerodynamicity of the car, even though he peed out the window towards the back of the car, it still sprayed back in the car all over him. made for a smelly road trip partner.
 
2004-02-13 03:25:06 PM
2004-02-13 03:21:27 PM Mr.Hanky: The correct version of this joke is:

Why is it so windy in Albuquerque?

Because Texas sucks.
 
2004-02-13 03:26:02 PM
Proposed law would make it illegal to throw your urine on Wyoming roads

Awww, DAMMIT!!!

/Cancels trip to Cheyenne.
 
2004-02-13 03:27:58 PM


"And, uh, the jars of urine?"


"Oh, we'll hang onto those."

 
2004-02-13 03:28:07 PM
One Adam Twelve One Adam Twelve we've got an APB on the Wyoming pee bandit.

Adam Twelve here. What are the suspects coordianates? Over.

One Adam Twelve. Follow the yellow brick road. Over.
 
ACF
2004-02-13 03:28:53 PM
Damned intrusive government.
 
2004-02-13 03:33:39 PM
Unfreakable Then urine to it cuz its punny?
 
2004-02-13 03:36:43 PM
djeyeless: "just having something to "whip out" doesn't solve the problem. some friends and i were on a road trip to six flags great america and my buddy had to piss. he pulled his "part" out and rolled down the window and peed. due to the aerodynamicity of the car, even though he peed out the window towards the back of the car, it still sprayed back in the car all over him. made for a smelly road trip partner."

Sorry, I couldn't help but laugh. I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time. That's why guys should have a plastic container with a cap.
 
2004-02-13 03:38:23 PM
DAMMIT!
 
2004-02-13 03:39:24 PM
The mountain lions are the real problem here. If I'm not hurling glass Snapple bottles full of piss at them, how do I know they're not going to eat me the second I stop the car and pop a squat? I will continue my acts of civil disobedience.

/Thoreau peed outside. Probably threw it sometimes too.
 
2004-02-13 03:42:01 PM
My only experience with this includes my 300 pound stepmom. She had to go & said she couldn't make it to a rest stop. so she pulled over on the side of I-40, hung her huuuuuge butt out the car door, and said, "Turn your head!" No problem, lady.
 
2004-02-13 03:42:17 PM
They should've added into the headline "... Harry and Lloyd were unavailable for comment"
 
2004-02-13 03:43:14 PM
Picklehead

that was my point :) it was actually VERy hilarious at the time, still hilarious today. a snapple bottle would have prevented the incident!
 
RXR
2004-02-13 03:43:25 PM
 
2004-02-13 03:43:30 PM
As a Bostonian, all I have to say about the article is ...
Wicked pissa !
 
2004-02-13 03:45:33 PM
There goes my vacation plans.
 
2004-02-13 03:46:44 PM
Wyohome
Deaver is one of my favorite places.

As for the rest of you complaining about needing more rest areas: we don't have rest areas because other states take all of our water. And people complained too much about the two-story outhouses. Thus you're granted with the nothingness. . .and you deserve it.
 
2004-02-13 03:47:03 PM
"Hang it out the window but don't let it drag!" Everybody needed that kind of uncle.
 
2004-02-13 03:47:33 PM
What about throwing some love snot?
 
2004-02-13 03:49:16 PM
They'll give me back my urine when they put it in my cold, dead hands. Or something like that.
 
2004-02-13 03:50:11 PM
Mr. Hanky, I was born and raised in Fort Collins. Lived there for more than 20 years. I never get tired of that joke or jokes that make fun of Greeley's stench.
 
2004-02-13 03:51:35 PM
Well, there goes the University of Wyoming's chances in this year's NCAA Urine Tossing Tournament.
 
2004-02-13 03:52:39 PM
At least the law doesn't seem to include used condoms.
 
2004-02-13 03:54:20 PM


That is a lot of urine in that bottle......
 
2004-02-13 03:56:36 PM
I worked for a few months in telecomms (until my carpal tunnels gave out), and we installed SONET equipment in those 10x10 chain-link cages the phone companies put in their Central Offices for the "collocated" eqipment of outside telecomm vendors. Trouble was, the area the cages were in was fenced off from the rest of the CO for security reasons, and that usually included restroom facilities. And there was very rarely a telco person around that you could ask to let you use the facilities. And, the COs were often in the middle of residential areas, far from any public parks or fast food places. So, you know what happened next!!! I've never seen so many "full" soda cups and bottles in a trash can in my life. I pity the poor fool that had to empty said trash...

Anyway, that is a LEGITIMATE reason for peeing in a bottle... doing so on a lonely highway when you could stop and relieve yourself with no one but cows and hawks to see you, that's another story.

/damn lucky animals, must be nice to go whenever you want
 
2004-02-13 03:57:45 PM
 
2004-02-13 04:01:26 PM
This is some kind of problem in Wyoming?
 
2004-02-13 04:03:35 PM
Thank god we still have our urinary freedom in good ol' Virginia.

/tossing urine at a redneck
 
2004-02-13 04:04:16 PM
Slow Fark news day when an article about urine gets a hundred comments.

Open the TotalFark dam a bit.
 
2004-02-13 04:04:52 PM
Illegal? Now what am I going to do with my Sunday afternoons?
 
2004-02-13 04:06:56 PM
a
 
2004-02-13 04:09:09 PM
 
2004-02-13 04:09:55 PM
What about my seed?

/a
 
2004-02-13 04:13:36 PM
One would think that civilized humans would not need such a law....alas, that logical thought is impossible as it would violate Fudgefactor7's first law of humanity: people are untrustworthy and stupid.

Thus their proposed legislation. Sad and funny at the same time.
 
2004-02-13 04:14:53 PM
You aren't cool unless you pee your pants.
 
2004-02-13 04:14:57 PM
I always pour the piss out of the bottle--admittedly it takes some practice to avoid getting it all over hand and sleeve at 80 mph.

But you can use the bottle again.

PS not all bottles are suitable for solo peeing while driving. Some have too small an opening. That's why I use a Coffeemate jar.

.
 
2004-02-13 04:17:37 PM
Aw hell!

I thought that was a jug of beer!!!

Hmmm ... come to think of it ... the taste did have a bit of a wang to it ...
 
2004-02-13 04:24:54 PM
I, for one, welcome our new urine tossing overlords.

LOL...exactly!

Wyoming weather guy: "30% chance of golden showers today..."
 
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