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(Inquisitr)   Dear Ms. Talley, Remember when we told you that you were the oldest living American at 115 years old? Well, there's been a change   (inquisitr.com) divider line 25
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2014-07-05 04:04:47 PM  
God seems to lead most of his followers to earlier deaths than 116, so I'm going to guess he doesn't actually have much to do with her longevity.

Kudos to her for not dying though.
 
2014-07-05 05:22:56 PM  
I think the best way to solve this is Thunderdome.
 
2014-07-05 05:23:07 PM  
Pretty cool that her son is alive and kickingbreathing unassisted at 93.  Too bad the article doesn't mention if he has kids.  I wonder how many generations they've got alive at the same time.
 
2014-07-05 05:25:44 PM  
Dear Ms. Talley,  tally me bananas.
 
2014-07-05 05:26:06 PM  
I think this guy might want her number:

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-05 05:36:53 PM  
The nice thing about being the world's oldest person is that it's a lifetime gig.  The bad thing is that you're not really going to be around long enough to make any major changes.
 
2014-07-05 05:37:17 PM  
Well, its certainly better than the tradition way of being stripped of that title...
 
2014-07-05 05:40:10 PM  

Radak: Pretty cool that her son is alive and kickingbreathing unassisted at 93.  Too bad the article doesn't mention if he has kids.  I wonder how many generations they've got alive at the same time.


Looks better than a lot of under-75 people I see...
 
2014-07-05 05:45:23 PM  
Another 1%-er not paying their fair share of social security taxes......
 
2014-07-05 05:52:59 PM  

Tchernobog: Looks better than a lot of under-75 people I see...


Fark parties don't count.
 
2014-07-05 05:59:24 PM  
Just be patient Ms Talley.  You will regain your title soon.
 
2014-07-05 06:00:22 PM  
FTA: " ...she doesn't seem to have a birth record."

Sounds like an illegal to me.
 
2014-07-05 06:03:39 PM  
So, Tally banned? If she murders her to reclaim title, the headline should read 'Tally Wacked Her'
 
2014-07-05 06:09:44 PM  
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com

When reached for a comment on losing the title, Mrs.Talley replied, "SOON. "
 
2014-07-05 06:12:20 PM  
pictures.mastermarf.com
 
2014-07-05 06:38:42 PM  
When 116 years in age you reach look as good you will not.
 
2014-07-05 06:40:00 PM  

Oldiron_79: When 116 years in age you reach look as good you will not.


Will I look like Joan Rivers?
 
2014-07-05 06:50:32 PM  
Reminds me of that Mel Brooks - Carl Reiner Sketch...

s18.postimg.org

Two thousand-year-old-man

Yes I am that old...well not 2000 years old.
 
2014-07-05 06:57:51 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Reminds me of that Mel Brooks - Carl Reiner Sketch...

[s18.postimg.org image 400x300]

Two thousand-year-old-man

Yes I am that old...well not 2000 years old.



Let's do that 2000-dollar man thing. You be Carl Reiner, and I'll be police chief Wiggum.
 
2014-07-05 07:02:11 PM  
Old and from the south. You know she's racist.
 
2014-07-05 08:57:07 PM  
I wonder if Shakey's still has that sign up where person's 90 or older accompanied by their parents receive free pizza? Because there is finally somebody to take them up on their offer.
 
2014-07-05 09:42:24 PM  

kling_klang_bed: I think this guy might want her number:

[img.fark.net image 225x225]


No, he wants both in a three way.
 
2014-07-05 10:12:51 PM  

lack of warmth: kling_klang_bed: I think this guy might want her number:

[img.fark.net image 225x225]

No, he wants both in a three way.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-07-05 11:08:02 PM  

Tchernobog: Radak: Pretty cool that her son is alive and kickingbreathing unassisted at 93.  Too bad the article doesn't mention if he has kids.  I wonder how many generations they've got alive at the same time.

Looks better than a lot of under-75 people I see...


giggity.

/wait what
//wrong forum
 
2014-07-06 03:25:56 PM  
When asked about the secreted to her longevity, this is what Gertrude Weaver had to say:

"I lick a  dog's butt every day."

/Sarah Silverman nods approvingly
 
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