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(Metro)   Latest wedding photo trend is something I am sure every Farker wants to get behind   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-07-05 03:35:20 AM  
That's rather gross.

Not sure when this happened. Must have been when I turned 40. Sorry.
 
2014-07-05 04:48:02 AM  
Another regrettable trend.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-05 08:19:46 AM  
A disposable camera from a wedding I attended in the 1990s had a shot of all the bridesmaids' belly buttons.
 
2014-07-05 08:24:09 AM  
This sounds great until you realize the bridal party isn't all hot, fit women. Do we really need to see the token fat chick mooning us?

Plus, and I hate to admit it, it's pretty trashy. You can take 'fun' wedding pictures without pulling your ass out.
 
2014-07-05 08:24:15 AM  
Lame
 
2014-07-05 08:25:18 AM  
How wonderfully classless...

/married 2 whole months now
 
2014-07-05 08:26:23 AM  

Poundit Hardus: Lame


Super lame.
 
2014-07-05 08:28:48 AM  
Wow, all the cool kids are still sleeping.
 
2014-07-05 08:29:27 AM  
Jesus leave that for the drunken stumble to the hotel room after the reception.
 
2014-07-05 08:31:35 AM  
I don't have a problem with this
 
2014-07-05 08:34:26 AM  
Most bridesmaids at weddings I've been too are fat because brides are petty and jealous. Wouldn't want to get shown up on YOUR big day.
 
2014-07-05 08:34:27 AM  
Give it a couple of months till the Chive posts some other "original" fun wedding photo for all the cool kids to copy.

Just glad I don't see the groom and groomsmen super hero tee shirt pics anymore.
 
2014-07-05 08:35:14 AM  

ElPollotonto: I don't have a problem with this


I do. I'm from a large family. The bridal party tends to my cousins.
 
2014-07-05 08:35:43 AM  
I googled it and it appears as though the pics in the article are the only ones in existence.
 
2014-07-05 08:38:41 AM  
You'd think there would be a plethora of photos for each article about this "trend" to choose from but they seem to keep using the same few images.
 
2014-07-05 08:39:46 AM  

T-Boy: I googled it and it appears as though the pics in the article are the only ones in existence.


Does that mean we can do a tactical nuclear strike on the Metro's servers to keep this from spreading?

/it's the only way to be sure.
 
2014-07-05 08:42:17 AM  
Apparently some people have been watching a bit too much 'Bridesmaids'. I'm wondering if this will become a trend in gay weddings.
 
2014-07-05 08:44:43 AM  
If you have to fill out your 'article' with at least one pr0n pic, I'm guessing it isn't even close to a trend...
 
2014-07-05 08:47:08 AM  
Went to a wedding where they had those disposable cameras. Some of the grooms friends went into the bathroom and took pictures of their junk. Never did hear about the bride's reaction. Guess she saw what she missed out on.
 
2014-07-05 08:47:11 AM  

generallyso: You'd think there would be a plethora of photos for each article about this "trend" to choose from but they seem to keep using the same few images.


GEE I WONDER WHY

Honestly this is a bit trashy, but most wedding photos are so painfully dull that I don't blame anyone for trying something different.  Too bad most of them just do the same "different" thing a bunch of the others did, like that trash the wedding dress fad from a few years back.
 
2014-07-05 08:50:16 AM  
One boring day in the newsroom:

"Bob, say we completely make up a story about women showing their butts in wedding photos..."
"Carl, that's brilliant. They'll probably start sending their pictures to us. But I think you're on to something much bigger here. Why not just make up all the news then we can sit around and jerk it to all those butt pictures..."
 
2014-07-05 08:51:23 AM  
I did like the semi-nerdy trend of taking photos where the wedding party is running away from dinosaurs that are photoshopped in later.

/Mrs. Samurai and I spent a few minutes entertaining the idea of re-creating Washington Crossing the Delaware
 
2014-07-05 08:55:21 AM  
Hey mods, does the goatse ban mean we'll never have to see gay wedding photos here?

/please?
 
2014-07-05 08:58:45 AM  

UNC_Samurai: I did like the semi-nerdy trend of taking photos where the wedding party is running away from dinosaurs that are photoshopped in later.

/Mrs. Samurai and I spent a few minutes entertaining the idea of re-creating Washington Crossing the Delaware


The problem with that is all of a suddenly everyone is doing that.

Back a few years ago I knew I would see some sort of stupid farking choreographed dance number from the wedding party. It was slightly annoying so of course it pissed me off.
 
2014-07-05 08:58:49 AM  
I attended a stupid co-worker's wedding where they put out disposable cameras for guests. I burned a whole roll of film taking photos of my junk. I even drew a face on it. Enjoy the memories!

/Why, yes, there was an open bar. Why do you ask?
 
2014-07-05 08:59:46 AM  
I think number two is from a porn video.
 
2014-07-05 09:00:09 AM  

ZAZ: A disposable camera from a wedding I attended in the 1990s had a shot of all the bridesmaids' belly buttons.


Was it a Naval themed wedding?
/B-Dum-Siss!
 
2014-07-05 09:02:11 AM  

EvilEgg: I think number two is from a porn video.


Found it Nsfw, obviously

http://www.xvideos.com/video3338969/crazy_hot_lesbian_babe_foursome_m a king_out_and_kissing_before_lick_party_starts
 
2014-07-05 09:02:19 AM  
So "every Farker" is a heterosexual male now?

I hate to use that awful "check your privilege" phrase, but go check yourself, Submitter.
 
2014-07-05 09:02:39 AM  
I think maybe I agree with the first few posters that this is regrettable and lame. But I'm really going to need to see more before I can make up my mind--lots more. Just send the photos over to my bunk.
 
2014-07-05 09:02:40 AM  
what. the. fark.
 
2014-07-05 09:05:10 AM  

strangeluck: T-Boy: I googled it and it appears as though the pics in the article are the only ones in existence.

Does that mean we can do a tactical nuclear strike on the Metro's servers to keep this from spreading?

/it's the only way to be sure.


Well we can pay someone to do it. I don't do this sort of dirty work myself.
 
2014-07-05 09:05:58 AM  
Never mind.. Apparently almost no one likes the fake trend.
 
2014-07-05 09:06:29 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: So "every Farker" is a heterosexual male now?

I hate to use that awful "check your privilege" phrase, but go check yourself, Submitter.


Well, FarkER implies male (vice farkette), and maybe subby assumed gay dudes would be all like, "Oh gurl, those dresses are FABulous!" and would still get something out of it. Check your outrage.
 
2014-07-05 09:06:37 AM  
Well my goodness. How tacky. Imagine your kids looking at your wedding album. Or your parents.

/ffs.
 
2014-07-05 09:12:36 AM  
Every farker is already always behind. Welcome to last week's my favorite website.
 
2014-07-05 09:16:14 AM  
Cannot muster up fake outrage for lame fake story. Need more Advil . Why is there and anvil in my living room? I need more female wedding party butt pics to make a correct assessment of this trend. Why is an over weight woman sleeping next to the anvil in the living room? Need to go back to bed. There is my gf in my bed. I will ask her about this trend and the over weight naked woman and anvil
 
gja
2014-07-05 09:21:08 AM  
Bleh. How classy (not).
When I was married I refused to do the whole garter routine with my then wife.
 
2014-07-05 09:22:24 AM  
Is the trend of this the use of the low resolutions around the moon photography?
 
2014-07-05 09:24:16 AM  

EvilEgg: EvilEgg: I think number two is from a porn video.
Found it Nsfw, obviously
http://www.xvideos.com/video3338969/crazy_hot_lesbian_babe_foursome_m a king_out_and_kissing_before_lick_party_starts


Came in to say the same thing. When I first saw pic 2 on Chive I wanted to see if there were any uncensored pictures out there. So I did a GIS.

Boy, were there.

So I am saying that pic 2 may not be part of this "trend" they are talking about.
 
2014-07-05 09:25:06 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: So "every Farker" is a heterosexual male now?

I hate to use that awful "check your privilege" phrase, but go check yourself, Submitter.



Holy crap, get a real problem. Your outrage over this is truly astonishing.
 
2014-07-05 09:25:37 AM  

EvilEgg: http://www.xvideos.com/video3338969/crazy_hot_lesbian_babe_foursome_m a king_out_and_kissing_before_lick_party_starts


Nice.  Fine detective work, Lou.
 
2014-07-05 09:26:32 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: So "every Farker" is a heterosexual male now?

I hate to use that awful "check your privilege" phrase, but go check yourself, Submitter.


LAUGHTER OL WT THE FARK did [redacted moderator] obtain the new logging into this address?
 
2014-07-05 09:28:18 AM  
You guys are farking gay.
 
2014-07-05 09:30:08 AM  

No Such Agency: Too bad most of them just do the same "different" thing a bunch of the others did,


Sadly, this is pretty much the modern-day definition of "non-conformity". Make a slight change to something that's been done 1000 times before, and then loudly pat yourself on the back over how "unique" you are.

For example, in the next tattoo thread, witness how many people say something like "Well I agree that most tattoos are stupid, mine is different because..." and then they go on to describe the exact same tattoo your 19 year old niece got last week (which she picked off a picture on the wall). "It's barbed-wire, but in the shape of a Celtic knot!!!!"
 
2014-07-05 09:31:26 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: Never mind.. Apparently almost no one likes the fake trend.


The important thing is that you've shown that no one ever need take you seriously about anything ever again.
 
2014-07-05 09:36:03 AM  

ga362: Went to a wedding where they had those disposable cameras. Some of the grooms friends went into the bathroom and took pictures of their junk. Never did hear about the bride's reaction. Guess she saw what she missed out on.


Don't think so. 99.9% of places won't develop or give back those kinds of pics.
 
2014-07-05 09:39:13 AM  

Fallout Boy: You guys are farking gay.


Your mom is gay.
 
2014-07-05 09:43:23 AM  
one word.  NO.  howsomever (got no fitting grafix a-tall to accompany this),
a) what strangeluck typed ~ 60 min ago.
b) what meow said the dog typed ~20 min ago.
conga-cats to both of yez!
 
2014-07-05 09:50:16 AM  
Disposable One-time Use cameras.

/FIFY... all of you.
//It's not like you take the photos and then throw them out.
///Also, these cameras are probably one of the most recycled things out there, as the film processor collects them.
////Back to the thread: You gonna display those pictures in the living room?
 
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