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(KPHO Phoenix)   In an emotional interview, embattled Toronto mayor Rob Ford says he can't promise his name is going to stay out of Fark headlines   (kpho.com) divider line 25
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2014-07-05 08:50:48 AM
"Sad," says subby.

"This waste of skin and his criminal brother can't be voted out of office fast enough," says I.
 
2014-07-05 10:32:46 AM
living in a van...

DOWN by the river!
 
2014-07-05 10:33:20 AM
+1 for a politician not making promises he can't keep.
 
2014-07-05 10:37:45 AM
Wait he's STILL mayor?
 
2014-07-05 10:41:07 AM
Come on Rob Ford, get a reality TV show already. You gave it to me free all these months and now I'm hooked. I NEED MY ROB FORD FIX biatch
 
2014-07-05 10:45:01 AM
Why is that sad?
More fun reading.
More fun links for Fark.
 
2014-07-05 10:51:18 AM
Most honest thing I've ever heard a politician say. Rob Ford for prime minister!
 
2014-07-05 11:02:47 AM
I like the guy.  I wouldn't vote for him, but I like the guy.  Besides, Fark and John Stewart will not be the same without him.
 
2014-07-05 11:03:00 AM
I guess we better come up with a tag for him.
 
2014-07-05 11:08:01 AM
Step 2 of rehab: admitting you can't control it and need help. He's coming along slowly...
 
2014-07-05 11:10:46 AM

Farxist Marxist: I guess we better come up with a tag for him.


Well... we have the asinine tag and it's already got a picture of crack on it!
 
2014-07-05 11:18:45 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Most honest thing I've ever heard a politician say. Rob Ford for prime minister!


This.

If he would just tell the truth about robbing and screwing the public and being on the bankrolls for a few companies, he just might become the world's most transparent politician. It's a hell of a lot better than Kenyan Hope and Change.
 
2014-07-05 11:28:07 AM

lelio: Wait he's STILL mayor?


Apparently there is no legal way to oust him.  The council suspended his power so he's Mayor in title only but yah there's no impeachment process or anything.
 
2014-07-05 11:33:37 AM

www.thewire.com



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2014-07-05 11:35:09 AM

Abaddon The Despoiler: It's a hell of a lot better than Kenyan Hope and Change.


Derp!
 
2014-07-05 11:36:00 AM

Apos: [www.thewire.com image 351x194]

/Oblig


Apos: [www.thewire.com image 351x194]

/Oblig


CRACK PILE! CRACK PILE! LOOK OUT, LADY!
 
2014-07-05 11:40:50 AM
How the hell did this clown get elected in the first place? Did he run a campaign that claimed it'd be rude to vote for his opponent?
 
2014-07-05 11:46:47 AM
Can't you just lock him in a room with all the drugs he could ever want and let nature take its course?
 
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2014-07-05 11:46:53 AM

Saborlas: How the hell did this clown get elected in the first place? Did he run a campaign that claimed it'd be rude to vote for his opponent?


Representatives are elected by constituents who feel this candidate best represents them. i.e. there's a lot of fat drunken voters in and around Toronto.
 
2014-07-05 01:49:07 PM
Gotta give him credit for being blunt and honest (for the most part).
 
2014-07-05 02:04:07 PM
So after years of denial and wallowing in his addictions he gets sober a few months before the election.

That is amazingly lucky timing.
 
2014-07-05 04:10:47 PM
Being drunk used to be the one of main characteristics of a great politician.  This pretty much explains why today's politicians really suck.
 
2014-07-05 04:13:41 PM
And Mel Lastman chuckles and says, "I don't look so bad now, do I?"
 
2014-07-05 05:42:45 PM
Well, he has to die at some point, so of course he'll be in at least 1 more farking headline... So I'd get your headline submissions ready now folks, because for some odd reason I can't really imagine the cause of death being something so mundane as "ODed on crack".
 
2014-07-05 10:14:32 PM

Iczer: Well, he has to die at some point, so of course he'll be in at least 1 more farking headline... So I'd get your headline submissions ready now folks, because for some odd reason I can't really imagine the cause of death being something so mundane as "ODed on crack".


Crack, a monkey, a dwarf, an Amish crack dealer, a black paraplegic lesbian crack whore (for diversity), three tons of watermelons, a scud missile, and a mid-range hockey team.
 
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