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2014-07-05 12:25:20 AM
Ferdinand and Isabella would like a word with these assholes.
 
2014-07-05 01:44:35 AM
¡Jajajajajajajajaja!

Buena suerte.
 
2014-07-05 02:38:40 AM
now they're trolling
 
2014-07-05 08:05:27 AM
If they try to invade America, the 2nd Amendment sect of Evangelical Christians can go out to meet them and, hopefully, the mutual annihilation will come out even and we'll end up solving both problems.
 
2014-07-05 08:41:49 AM
Modern media is the reason why they are able to do that.  But they want everything to go back to being really old.
 
2014-07-05 08:43:01 AM
Let them invade Spain, they'll find Jesus and switch sides.
 
2014-07-05 08:43:19 AM
I wonder how much a copyright troll could make if they managed to copyright the emblems on those Jihadi flags?
 
2014-07-05 08:43:25 AM
Do it.
Santiago y adelante!
 
2014-07-05 08:43:35 AM

MrBallou: If they try to invade America, the 2nd Amendment sect of Evangelical Christians can go out to meet them and, hopefully, the mutual annihilation will come out even and we'll end up solving both problems.


Its too bad the pope is such a good christian, we could really use another crusade right about now.
 
2014-07-05 08:44:04 AM

rev. dave: Modern media is the reason why they are able to do that.  But they want everything to go back to being really old.


This.
 
2014-07-05 08:48:30 AM
Not if these guys have anything to say about it.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-05 08:49:07 AM
I'm not an atheist I just hate religion!
 
2014-07-05 08:52:34 AM
***Ponders***

***rubs chin***

/starts new game ofarkII
 
2014-07-05 08:53:06 AM

BumpInTheNight: MrBallou: If they try to invade America, the 2nd Amendment sect of Evangelical Christians can go out to meet them and, hopefully, the mutual annihilation will come out even and we'll end up solving both problems.

Its too bad the pope is such a good christian, we could really use another crusade right about now.


Have some Southern Baptist minister call for a Protestant Crusade. Watch America's gun-loving horde get passports and take off for the Holy Land.
 
2014-07-05 08:53:24 AM
Excellent, maybe the French will activate their old frontier garrison to combat that Islamic Hordes. i959.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-05 08:54:16 AM

kling_klang_bed: Not if these guys have anything to say about it.

[img.fark.net image 260x193]


This and NATO.

I say let ISIS go for it, but only if they set up webcams for our entertainment.
 
2014-07-05 08:55:09 AM
Lana
 
2014-07-05 08:55:45 AM
Lana!
 
2014-07-05 08:56:22 AM
LAAAAANAAAAA!
 
2014-07-05 08:56:58 AM

cgraves67: BumpInTheNight: MrBallou: If they try to invade America, the 2nd Amendment sect of Evangelical Christians can go out to meet them and, hopefully, the mutual annihilation will come out even and we'll end up solving both problems.

Its too bad the pope is such a good christian, we could really use another crusade right about now.

Have some Southern Baptist minister call for a Protestant Crusade. Watch America's gun-loving horde get passports and take off for the Holy Land.


Really? You think that doughy, trembling mass of god-clotted lunacy would be brave enough to leave the safe confines of their trailer parks?
 
2014-07-05 08:57:13 AM
Do it. Do it, you farking assholes.
 
2014-07-05 08:57:14 AM

MrBallou: If they try to invade America, the 2nd Amendment sect of Evangelical Christians can go out to meet them and, hopefully, the mutual annihilation will come out even and we'll end up solving both problems.


Hopefully, they'll first conquer and enslave a pussy 'gun free' blue state or two.  And as they watch their towns burn down, they'll still make a PC comment about how Christians are worse.
 
2014-07-05 08:57:33 AM

UNC_Samurai: Lana!


What, Archer, what!?
 
2014-07-05 08:57:35 AM
bigfaithministries.com
¿Otra vez? Joder.
 
2014-07-05 08:58:00 AM

Vacation Bible School: UNC_Samurai: Lana!

What, Archer, what!?


Zona de peligro!
 
2014-07-05 08:59:23 AM

Bucky Katt: now they're trolling


Yep. That would be like the Brits going, "We are going to take back India. India is the land of our forefathers!"

They have got to know how ridiculous that sounds.
 
2014-07-05 09:00:08 AM

Poundit Hardus: Excellent, maybe the French will activate their old frontier garrison to combat that Islamic Hordes. [i959.photobucket.com image 800x365]


It seems like an awful shame to surrender something that grand.
 
2014-07-05 09:01:07 AM

danielscissorhands: I wonder how much a copyright troll could make if they managed to copyright the emblems on those Jihadi flags?


Much as I hate copyright trolls, that is an excellent idea.

Better set up a shell corporation to hide your identity first, in case of death fatwa.
 
2014-07-05 09:01:38 AM
LANA!  LANA!  LANA!

/I like how their parade of "military vehicles" looks like average traffic here
 
2014-07-05 09:04:39 AM
Mallory found out that there's nothing to drink in Iraq, but can get sherry in Spain.
 
2014-07-05 09:05:44 AM

Nemo's Brother: MrBallou: If they try to invade America, the 2nd Amendment sect of Evangelical Christians can go out to meet them and, hopefully, the mutual annihilation will come out even and we'll end up solving both problems.

Hopefully, they'll first conquer and enslave a pussy 'gun free' blue state or two.  And as they watch their towns burn down, they'll still make a PC comment about how Christians are worse.


Right. Like you Right Wing Xtians wouldn't sack a "pussy 'gun free'" town or two if you thought you could get away with it.

Just remember, it's Rape, Pillage, then Burn.
 
2014-07-05 09:06:50 AM
Just provide your army with super-soakers filled with pork fat; the perpetually angry bearded ones would be repelled like a vampire from a cross.

Don't want to get Allah pissed off, you know.
 
2014-07-05 09:08:25 AM
I'm still not completely clear on Archer not being involved in all this. Brain can only handle one name association.
 
2014-07-05 09:08:49 AM

Nemo's Brother: MrBallou: If they try to invade America, the 2nd Amendment sect of Evangelical Christians can go out to meet them and, hopefully, the mutual annihilation will come out even and we'll end up solving both problems.

Hopefully, they'll first conquer and enslave a pussy 'gun free' blue state or two.  And as they watch their towns burn down, they'll still make a PC comment about how Christians are worse.


They'd be more likely to convert and become collaborators. They'd probably start demanding government funding to visit Mecca.
 
2014-07-05 09:09:28 AM

TheOther: kling_klang_bed: Not if these guys have anything to say about it.

[img.fark.net image 260x193]

This and NATO.

I say let ISIS go for it, but only if they set up webcams for our entertainment.


This song actually came to mind when I was reading the article:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdxvfbg7p3c

(had trouble finding a good translation in English, but more or less they're saying 'their heads will roll when they reach our shores')
 
2014-07-05 09:09:39 AM
Ever since these guys appeared on the scene, I've been thinking that THIS is what happens when we long for a world without borders.

Specificity, people.
 
2014-07-05 09:13:40 AM

Nemo's Brother: MrBallou: If they try to invade America, the 2nd Amendment sect of Evangelical Christians can go out to meet them and, hopefully, the mutual annihilation will come out even and we'll end up solving both problems.

Hopefully, they'll first conquer and enslave a pussy 'gun free' blue state or two.  And as they watch their towns burn down, they'll still make a PC comment about how Christians are worse.


Hey, it's our daydream - we can write our own script. If I was going to pick a state to convert to Sharia, I'd start with Mississippi, or Alabama, or some other place where the people are already poor, ignorant, inbred, and brainwashed with religion. Your typical hick is basically a Muslim who believes in Jesus instead of Mohammed.
Anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-black - it all matches up perfectly.
 
2014-07-05 09:15:57 AM

farkeruk: Mallory found out that there's nothing to drink in Iraq, but can get sherry in Spain.


The worst/best experience I ever had with absinthe was at a bar in Pamlona. So Mallory would definitely be in Green Russian territory.

/I was having so much fun until my friend and I had to kick our classmate's ass. This ignorant right-wing douche got drunk and started telling people how Franco was good for Spain. Not a particularly smart move when you're a 90-minute train ride from Guernica.
 
2014-07-05 09:17:40 AM
ISIS is just misunderstood.
We should send them some money so they'll love us again.
 
2014-07-05 09:17:42 AM

jso2897: Nemo's Brother: MrBallou: If they try to invade America, the 2nd Amendment sect of Evangelical Christians can go out to meet them and, hopefully, the mutual annihilation will come out even and we'll end up solving both problems.

Hopefully, they'll first conquer and enslave a pussy 'gun free' blue state or two.  And as they watch their towns burn down, they'll still make a PC comment about how Christians are worse.

Hey, it's our daydream - we can write our own script. If I was going to pick a state to convert to Sharia, I'd start with Mississippi, or Alabama, or some other place where the people are already poor, ignorant, inbred, and brainwashed with religion. Your typical hick is basically a Muslim who believes in Jesus instead of Mohammed.
Anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-black - it all matches up perfectly.


Mississippi is 40% black, they hate themselves?
 
2014-07-05 09:18:19 AM

UNC_Samurai: farkeruk: Mallory found out that there's nothing to drink in Iraq, but can get sherry in Spain.

The worst/best experience I ever had with absinthe was at a bar in Pamlona. So Mallory would definitely be in Green Russian territory.

/I was having so much fun until my friend and I had to kick our classmate's ass. This ignorant right-wing douche got drunk and started telling people how Franco was good for Spain. Not a particularly smart move when you're a 90-minute train ride from Guernica.


Absinthe is the Devil's smegma.
That is all.
 
2014-07-05 09:19:55 AM

CruJones: jso2897: Nemo's Brother: MrBallou: If they try to invade America, the 2nd Amendment sect of Evangelical Christians can go out to meet them and, hopefully, the mutual annihilation will come out even and we'll end up solving both problems.

Hopefully, they'll first conquer and enslave a pussy 'gun free' blue state or two.  And as they watch their towns burn down, they'll still make a PC comment about how Christians are worse.

Hey, it's our daydream - we can write our own script. If I was going to pick a state to convert to Sharia, I'd start with Mississippi, or Alabama, or some other place where the people are already poor, ignorant, inbred, and brainwashed with religion. Your typical hick is basically a Muslim who believes in Jesus instead of Mohammed.
Anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-black - it all matches up perfectly.

Mississippi is 40% black, they hate themselves?


Well, we can turn them into Black Muslims! Remember - we're doing fantasies based on airtight belief systems - we can make it up as we go along.
 
2014-07-05 09:20:39 AM

jso2897: Nemo's Brother: MrBallou: If they try to invade America, the 2nd Amendment sect of Evangelical Christians can go out to meet them and, hopefully, the mutual annihilation will come out even and we'll end up solving both problems.

Hopefully, they'll first conquer and enslave a pussy 'gun free' blue state or two.  And as they watch their towns burn down, they'll still make a PC comment about how Christians are worse.

Hey, it's our daydream - we can write our own script. If I was going to pick a state to convert to Sharia, I'd start with Mississippi, or Alabama, or some other place where the people are already poor, ignorant, inbred, and brainwashed with religion. Your typical hick is basically a Muslim who believes in Jesus instead of Mohammed.
Anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-black - it all matches up perfectly.


Anti-alcohol as well, (again, just like the Muslims!)....IIRC, the South still has "dry" counties...

/ glad I live in a place where such foolishness never gained much traction..
 
2014-07-05 09:22:07 AM

jso2897: Nemo's Brother: MrBallou: If they try to invade America, the 2nd Amendment sect of Evangelical Christians can go out to meet them and, hopefully, the mutual annihilation will come out even and we'll end up solving both problems.

Hopefully, they'll first conquer and enslave a pussy 'gun free' blue state or two.  And as they watch their towns burn down, they'll still make a PC comment about how Christians are worse.

Hey, it's our daydream - we can write our own script. If I was going to pick a state to convert to Sharia, I'd start with Mississippi, or Alabama, or some other place where the people are already poor, ignorant, inbred, and brainwashed with religion. Your typical hick is basically a Muslim who believes in Jesus instead of Mohammed.
Anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-black - it all matches up perfectly.


Yeah, but they'd also have to give up drinking. And pork.
 
2014-07-05 09:23:36 AM
Religion of Peaceful... Conquest
 
2014-07-05 09:25:00 AM

Forbidden Doughnut: jso2897: Nemo's Brother: MrBallou: If they try to invade America, the 2nd Amendment sect of Evangelical Christians can go out to meet them and, hopefully, the mutual annihilation will come out even and we'll end up solving both problems.

Hopefully, they'll first conquer and enslave a pussy 'gun free' blue state or two.  And as they watch their towns burn down, they'll still make a PC comment about how Christians are worse.

Hey, it's our daydream - we can write our own script. If I was going to pick a state to convert to Sharia, I'd start with Mississippi, or Alabama, or some other place where the people are already poor, ignorant, inbred, and brainwashed with religion. Your typical hick is basically a Muslim who believes in Jesus instead of Mohammed.
Anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-black - it all matches up perfectly.

Anti-alcohol as well, (again, just like the Muslims!)....IIRC, the South still has "dry" counties...

/ glad I live in a place where such foolishness never gained much traction..


I remember it well - first years were spent in Cook County, Texas. As of the mid seventies (last time I went back) you still had to drive to county line to buy a frickin' beer. Fundie Muslims would love that shiat.
 
2014-07-05 09:25:28 AM
Boop!!!
 
2014-07-05 09:27:07 AM

Nogale: jso2897: Nemo's Brother: MrBallou: If they try to invade America, the 2nd Amendment sect of Evangelical Christians can go out to meet them and, hopefully, the mutual annihilation will come out even and we'll end up solving both problems.

Hopefully, they'll first conquer and enslave a pussy 'gun free' blue state or two.  And as they watch their towns burn down, they'll still make a PC comment about how Christians are worse.

Hey, it's our daydream - we can write our own script. If I was going to pick a state to convert to Sharia, I'd start with Mississippi, or Alabama, or some other place where the people are already poor, ignorant, inbred, and brainwashed with religion. Your typical hick is basically a Muslim who believes in Jesus instead of Mohammed.
Anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-black - it all matches up perfectly.

Yeah, but they'd also have to give up drinking. And pork.


Well, those blue state liberals in Nemo's fantasy would have to give up weed and teh ghey. Again - these are narratives, and we can make our characters do whatever we want.
 
2014-07-05 09:27:55 AM

jehovahs witness protection: ISIS is just misunderstood.
We should send them some money so they'll love us again.


The George W Bush Plan.
 
2014-07-05 09:27:56 AM
There's a reason "Matamoros" is a popular Spanish name, you know.
 
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