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(Starpulse)   Every Kate Upton fan out there will see these pictures of her and fellow model Lily Aldridge hanging out in SoHo and immediately forget the name of... uh, that first girl I mentioned   (starpulse.com) divider line 60
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2014-07-04 11:54:51 PM
Uh, no. I like boobs. 2nd girl has none.
 
2014-07-04 11:57:11 PM

John Buck 41: Uh, no. I like boobs. 2nd girl has none.


This
 
2014-07-05 12:06:19 AM
I'm pretty sure Kate Upon would forget subby's name other than "that idiot that tried to hike down my pants and passed out in the attempt"
 
2014-07-05 12:26:55 AM
Kate's outfit is pretty unflattering.  Switch their clothes and she'd be the one drawing all of the attention.
 
2014-07-05 08:12:30 AM
In my GIS search (just curious, OK?), I learned that she's had a babby. I wonder if there's a C-section scar that causes problems for her modeling.

Would be glad to check it out for her, in detail.
 
2014-07-05 09:18:28 AM
She needs to eat something. I'm serious. But I'm sure she's making boocoo bucks skinny as he'll so who am I to say?
 
2014-07-05 09:21:45 AM
So hot, I would endure a 36 hour flight to Australia, including eight hours stuck on the tarmac with no working toilets, just to rub my clothed groin on the bumper of a truck that once delivered renovation materials to her house.
 
2014-07-05 09:25:41 AM

No Such Agency: So hot, I would endure a 36 hour flight to Australia, including eight hours stuck on the tarmac with no working toilets, just to rub my clothed groin on the bumper of a truck that once delivered renovation materials to her house.


That's kinda creepy.

/actually, very creepy
//stop humping truck bumpers
///regardless of what the craiglist ad says they used to haul
 
2014-07-05 09:27:47 AM
Too skinny!
 
2014-07-05 09:28:30 AM
knityorkcity.com
 
2014-07-05 09:30:13 AM
thebenjamin.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-05 09:34:20 AM
I know we live in a celebrity-obsessed culture but I will never be able to wrap my mind around following people around taking snaps of them shopping.   Once I came out of work for lunch and there was a semi-circle of paparazzi blocking the exit.  Apparently they were waiting for a five year-old Suri Cruz to exit the building.  More than 20 photographers, spending their whole day to get a photograph of a got damned child.  It baffles the mind.

Of course I was incredibly upset when they didn't start oohing and ahhing and taking glamour shots of me - but that's another story for another time.
 
2014-07-05 09:36:13 AM
www.vancouversun.com

No subby, that answer is incorrect.  The correct answer would be Ania Korkh
 
2014-07-05 09:40:45 AM
Maybe I'm just spoiled living down here but meh to both, I see better everyday on the beach...
 
2014-07-05 09:42:41 AM
Take the sunglasses off.
 
2014-07-05 09:52:36 AM
Well, when she can outsexy this, we'll talk.

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2014-07-05 10:37:32 AM

kling_klang_bed: Well, when she can outsexy this, we'll talk.

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What you don't know is that a second after Upton made that little jog toward the camera, she needed 5 minutes of oxygen and to be checked out by local medics.
 
2014-07-05 10:39:46 AM
Her elbows are too sharp.
 
2014-07-05 10:44:47 AM
cfile3.uf.tistory.com
 
2014-07-05 10:50:45 AM

darch: kling_klang_bed: Well, when she can outsexy this, we'll talk.

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What you don't know is that a second after Upton made that little jog toward the camera, she needed 5 minutes of oxygen and to be checked out by local medics.


I wonder if mouth-to-nipple resuscitation would be helpful in that instance.
 
2014-07-05 10:57:05 AM
I think I met her in a club there, her lips tasted just like cherry cola.
 
2014-07-05 11:01:17 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-05 11:06:48 AM

A day in the life. You think Kate Upton has to leave the house every day looking like she's going to a swimsuit photoshoot?


With that being said, that dress she's wearing is kind of horrid for a fashion model.

 
2014-07-05 11:12:25 AM
So Kate Upton put on enough weight to grow some boobs. Big deal. There are plenty of fat chicks with big tits.
 
2014-07-05 11:14:03 AM

brap: I know we live in a celebrity-obsessed culture but I will never be able to wrap my mind around following people around taking snaps of them shopping.   Once I came out of work for lunch and there was a semi-circle of paparazzi blocking the exit.  Apparently they were waiting for a five year-old Suri Cruz to exit the building.  More than 20 photographers, spending their whole day to get a photograph of a got damned child.  It baffles the mind.
Of course I was incredibly upset when they didn't start oohing and ahhing and taking glamour shots of me - but that's another story for another time.


Poor Suri. She gets photographed every time she leaves the house. Katie must have schooled her in how to handle the paps, because both of them completely ignore the cameras and go about their business. She's going to be an attractive young woman too, so she can expect that for years.
I can't figure out why rags like the Daily Mail will blur some kids' faces or not photograph them so much, and other kids are open season.
 
2014-07-05 11:30:50 AM

John Buck 41: Uh, no. I like boobs. 2nd girl has none.


And the fact she doesn't look much different than a lot of the girls in the malls down here.

Kate is wearing a really unflattering dress, looks like she took the hotel curtains down and used them as a wrap.
 
2014-07-05 12:17:34 PM

skinink: With that being said, that dress she's wearing is kind of horrid for a fashion model.


Well, she's not really a fashion model, she's an underwear/swimsuit model.  It's not like they go shopping in their lingerie.
 
2014-07-05 12:18:33 PM

steamingpile: John Buck 41: Uh, no. I like boobs. 2nd girl has none.

And the fact she doesn't look much different than a lot of the girls in the malls down here.

Kate is wearing a really unflattering dress, looks like she took the hotel curtains down and used them as a wrap.


That may be the point...looks this is what she needs to do to avoid being mobbed. Good on her. And, IMO, no matter what she wears, she's pretty as all get out. Her body is a bonus, it's that smile and those eyes that get me every time.
 
2014-07-05 12:20:36 PM
So being sexier just involves baring more skin?

Kate Upton is wildly pretty and she has a nice pair of titties -- that other chick is waspy looking and flat.  And brunette. Girls look better with some meat on their bones. I for one dont like looking at every tendon in your neck and every rib on your chest. Hips are sexy -- hip bones are not. 

Also -- sun dresses are cute. Dressing like a harlot doesnt make someone hot and dressing like a chaste church goer doesnt make someone not hot. Infact its the other way around. 

Long story short: Kate Upton is hot like a molten pot of gold -- when it hits your face you be all like:
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2014-07-05 12:34:56 PM
Manjaws of death, shoulders like coat hangers and less tits than a piece of cardboard. There you have it: the Internet Virgins' dream "girl".

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DubyaHater: So Kate Upton put on enough weight to grow some boobs. Big deal. There are plenty of fat chicks with big tits.


If only fat chicks have tits where you live, consider moving out of the trailer park.
 
2014-07-05 12:39:44 PM
So Mom jeans are officially back in? I thought we killed them all back in the mid-nineties?

Zombie mom jeans?
 
2014-07-05 12:41:18 PM
No thanks.  I don't know what it is about high waist shorts, but I have never found them appealing on any person I've ever seen them on.
 
2014-07-05 12:48:10 PM
www.eonline.com
 
2014-07-05 12:59:48 PM
They're both kind of forgettable, and I bet if you put both of them together you'd get half of the average Farker's I.Q..
 
2014-07-05 01:16:02 PM
When you have to look at several pictures to see if she has any tits at all, then no.
 
2014-07-05 01:18:39 PM
Get that girl a sammich!

Nix Nightbird: They're both kind of forgettable, and I bet if you put both of them together you'd get half of the average Farker's I.Q..


Someone's having a bad weekend.
 
2014-07-05 01:23:01 PM
Subby is entitled to his own opinion, even if it's half-baked.
 
2014-07-05 02:34:00 PM

MrBallou: In my GIS search (just curious, OK?), I learned that she's had a babby. I wonder if there's a C-section scar that causes problems for her modeling.


I don't know. She's always looked like somebody trying to get back in shape after a baby. Nice tits don't make me ignore her bulging gut.
 
2014-07-05 02:45:38 PM
Hey look! Two average girls the likes of which you can see by the hundreds at any college campus!
 
2014-07-05 03:13:36 PM
Kate has gone from "fat girl waiting to happen" to "happened". At least her mustache is coming in well this year. In another 20, she will look like Aunt Bee.
 
2014-07-05 03:38:06 PM

pngwnpwr: Kate has gone from "fat girl waiting to happen" to "happened". At least her mustache is coming in well this year. In another 20, she will look like Aunt Bee.


The immortal porcelain doll you're farking every night is waiting for a ride in your Porche, Your Majesty.
 
2014-07-05 05:44:24 PM

HideAndGoFarkYourself: No thanks.  I don't know what it is about high waist shorts, but I have never found them appealing on any person I've ever seen them on.


I have no idea why they are making a comeback, but they are the least flattering thing a woman can wear.
 
2014-07-05 08:43:22 PM

limboslam: Hey look! Two average girls the likes of which you can see by the hundreds at any college campus!


And they don't talk to you, either.

Good to see the Studmen69 brigade out in full force.
 
2014-07-05 08:57:22 PM
Charlotte McKinney for the win.
 
2014-07-05 09:50:02 PM

stoli n coke: limboslam: Hey look! Two average girls the likes of which you can see by the hundreds at any college campus!

And they don't talk to you, either.

Good to see the Studmen69 brigade out in full force.



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2014-07-05 10:02:09 PM

rzrwiresunrise: [i.imgur.com image 278x281]


For some reason, I'm hearing "Yakkity Sax."
 
2014-07-05 11:02:23 PM

Kurmudgeon: Charlotte McKinney for the win.


*does GIS for Charlotte McKinney*

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2014-07-05 11:13:05 PM

limboslam: stoli n coke: limboslam: Hey look! Two average girls the likes of which you can see by the hundreds at any college campus!

And they don't talk to you, either.

Good to see the Studmen69 brigade out in full force.


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No chicks in that picture. Hmmmm.
 
2014-07-05 11:15:33 PM
News at 11 - Supermodel has one day without trying to bring attention to herself.

Followup - Media brings attention to supermodel not bringing attention to herself...compares her to friend who does.


This is why we can't have nice things.


Or why hyper-skinny models are pushed...
It's not your typical men doing it...but the media doing the pushing.


And let's see you have a full life for months on end and have a perfect outfit everyday...you'd fail.


Whatever, I think she still has a career.  Geez.
Can't wait for the next pic or vid.
 
2014-07-05 11:27:50 PM

jaybeezey: HideAndGoFarkYourself: No thanks.  I don't know what it is about high waist shorts, but I have never found them appealing on any person I've ever seen them on.

I have no idea why they are making a comeback, but they are the least flattering thing a woman can wear.


An opinion shared by every straight male on the planet, myself included.

I'd be happy if my two teenage daughters decided they lined them, though. It would be a great to keep the horny teenage boys at bay.
 
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