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(Mirror.co.uk)   News: Man found curled up in a blood-stained bed with his cousin's naked body hanging nearby. WTFark: He claims it was rough sex gone wrong and is cleared of all charges   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 55
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2014-07-05 12:24:53 AM
You know they are just playing up the incest angle for clicks.
 
2014-07-05 12:31:47 AM
FTFA: He said he had only ever had 'ordinary sex' with his cousin and that he had sent the violent texts while drunk to 'be a lad'.

Only a lad, you really can't blame him
Only a lad, society made him
 
2014-07-05 01:28:45 AM
why do you have to judge their love?  who are you to say it's right or wrong just because it doesn't fit with your "conventions?"

/next it will be turtles
 
2014-07-05 02:31:25 AM
america, fark yeah
 
2014-07-05 02:40:04 AM
I won't believe it until the Daily Mail covers the story.
 
2014-07-05 02:54:24 AM

some_beer_drinker: america, fark yeah


Uh, wat?
 
2014-07-05 05:07:26 AM

Bucky Katt: I won't believe it until the Daily Mail covers the story.


I saw it in the DM a few days ago.

/loves the DM
 
2014-07-05 06:18:23 AM
Nothin says lovin' like stranglin' a cousin..?
 
2014-07-05 06:22:15 AM

some_beer_drinker: america, fark yeah

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2014-07-05 06:30:27 AM
Too bad it wasn't the other cousin first removed.
 
2014-07-05 06:34:02 AM
The article mentioned doing her Manchester style. What is that ?
 
2014-07-05 06:36:03 AM
This is sick and wrong on so many levels.  The least a jury could do is put this fark away for the rest of his life and away from other potential victims.

/Then again, does he have another cousin?
 
2014-07-05 06:43:54 AM

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: The article mentioned doing her Manchester style. What is that ?


 I've got a feeling Manchester is past the bushes and down a dirt road.
 
2014-07-05 06:46:37 AM

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: The article mentioned doing her Manchester style. What is that ?


 It's sort of like Gangnam style but different.
 
2014-07-05 06:47:40 AM
Seems legit.
 
2014-07-05 06:53:48 AM

FatherChaos: This is sick and wrong on so many levels.  The least a jury could do is put this fark away for the rest of his life and away from other potential victims.

/Then again, does he have another cousin?


Because "We the jury find you not guilty. However, we recommend you be locked up for the rest of your life so you can't victimize another person" kind of sounds like a contradiction in terms
 
2014-07-05 06:59:36 AM
Taking drugs should never be an excuse - it should be an aggravating circumstance. Then again, if he was drugged by her, it changes around a bit.
 
2014-07-05 07:04:57 AM

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: The article mentioned doing her Manchester style. What is that ?


Flatten her tits?
 
2014-07-05 07:12:43 AM

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: The article mentioned doing her Manchester style. What is that ?

I was wondering about that too.
 
2014-07-05 07:13:45 AM

some_beer_drinker: america, fark yeah


Fark yeah

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2014-07-05 07:16:29 AM
Before I clicked on it I thought it might be in Wanker County. "Nothin' says lovin' like marryin' a cousin".
 
2014-07-05 07:20:51 AM
Really sad for her kids, regardless of their ages.  Bad enough losing your mom fairly young, but trying to not tell people she was killed by a cousin during sex.
 
2014-07-05 07:32:17 AM
He must have hit her with "The Dick of Death"
 
2014-07-05 07:37:03 AM
Cersei, no!
 
2014-07-05 07:38:52 AM
If I don't remember it, it didn't happen.
 
2014-07-05 07:39:37 AM
He's just an excitable boy.
 
2014-07-05 07:43:54 AM

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: The article mentioned doing her Manchester style. What is that ?


he dove on the grass and faked an injury?
 
2014-07-05 07:55:42 AM

lack of warmth: Really sad for her kids, regardless of their ages.  Bad enough losing your mom fairly young, but trying to not tell people she was killed by a cousin during sex.


How could anyone read that article and not conclude it was suicide?
 
2014-07-05 07:57:40 AM

mtrac: some_beer_drinker: america, fark yeah

Fark yeah

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Resizing using tools here on Fark. It is time you learned how to do that.
 
2014-07-05 08:05:11 AM

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: The article mentioned doing her Manchester style. What is that ?


I thought that was getting caught by the google street car getting a hand job off a hooker
 
2014-07-05 08:07:48 AM

lack of warmth: Really sad for her kids, regardless of their ages.  Bad enough losing your mom fairly young, but trying to not tell people she was killed by a cousin during sex.


No matter what else she's done in life this will be the way people remember her. She could have been humanitarian of the year but nobody is going remember that. Whenever her name is mentioned people will recall the cousin farking.
 
2014-07-05 08:08:08 AM
Now I could understand if this happened in Salford. Manchester, not so much.
 
2014-07-05 08:12:49 AM
Pieces of the article sound conflicting but i'm pretty sure that's the media trying to spin it, and obviously bad journalism.

Sounds like they got in touch, talked about sex(it is in her text history), even unbelievable dirty sex, but they started with normal sex and were sort of building up to it, at least in talk.

Some people say they're going to be "bad" and dangerous, and it's a light spank during doggy.

That can really blue balls someone who's really into bdsm and some real pain approaching actual torture, and I've known a couple of women were exactly that way.  I just couldn't go there. *shrugs*

I can totally buy the story.  He gets hit up with the zombie drug, she claims to want torture, and that's how his mind interprets it, literally. A bit of darwin award on her side.

I don't see it as a work of fiction, because it makes too much sense.

But they mention diazapam, not  scopolamine, yet it's supposedly his words, and what does he know about drugs, so who knows?

*shrugs*

Once in a while, someone's situation is crazy enough they deserve the benefit of the doubt.  I think this is one of those cases.  There's just enough in the communication history to line his story up.
 
2014-07-05 08:13:59 AM
Down heah in the Glorious Southland we consider "relative humidity" to be the sweat you work up having relations with your cousin......
 
2014-07-05 08:23:20 AM

angelwolf65: Now I could understand if this happened in Salford. Manchester, not so much.


Course not. Heterosex in Manchester?
 
2014-07-05 08:30:11 AM

ScaryBottles: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: The article mentioned doing her Manchester style. What is that ?
I was wondering about that too.


I failed to find anything online that would explain it.
 
2014-07-05 08:39:35 AM

oryx: He's just an excitable boy.


Do you think he was wearing his Sunday best when he did it?
 
2014-07-05 08:43:14 AM
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Sounds like something out of "Very Bad Things"
 
2014-07-05 09:24:41 AM
I put on my robe and executioners hood......
 
2014-07-05 09:29:27 AM

orbister: angelwolf65: Now I could understand if this happened in Salford. Manchester, not so much.

Course not. Heterosex in Manchester?


Salford is just an awful place.
 
2014-07-05 09:32:27 AM
Sounds like a plot line from "Criminal Minds".
 
2014-07-05 09:34:50 AM

Pista: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: The article mentioned doing her Manchester style. What is that ?

I thought that was getting caught by the google street car getting a hand job off a hooker


On Temperance St, no less.

Can't make stuff up.
 
2014-07-05 09:45:00 AM

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: lack of warmth: Really sad for her kids, regardless of their ages.  Bad enough losing your mom fairly young, but trying to not tell people she was killed by a cousin during sex.

No matter what else she's done in life this will be the way people remember her. She could have been humanitarian of the year but nobody is going remember that. Whenever her name is mentioned people will recall the cousin farking.


I can sympathize. I spent 25 years building boats, but do they call me DrPain the boat builder? No...
 
2014-07-05 09:49:01 AM
nickdaisy:
/next it will be turtles

All the way down?

/I'll show myself out....
 
2014-07-05 09:50:35 AM

DrPainMD: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: lack of warmth: Really sad for her kids, regardless of their ages.  Bad enough losing your mom fairly young, but trying to not tell people she was killed by a cousin during sex.

No matter what else she's done in life this will be the way people remember her. She could have been humanitarian of the year but nobody is going remember that. Whenever her name is mentioned people will recall the cousin farking.

I can sympathize. I spent 25 years building boats, but do they call me DrPain the boat builder? No...


That's my point exactly.
 
2014-07-05 10:32:35 AM
By the looks of her picture, any sex with her would be rough.
 
2014-07-05 10:36:43 AM

nickdaisy: why do you have to judge their love?  who are you to say it's right or wrong just because it doesn't fit with your "conventions?"

/next it will be turtles


What do you mean "next"?
 
2014-07-05 10:45:57 AM

mtrac: some_beer_drinker: america, fark yeah

Fark yeah

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He could have, at least, worn a tie that didn't have slobber stains on it, to court.
 
2014-07-05 11:27:51 AM

omeganuepsilon: A bit of darwin award on her side.


It can't be - she's a mum.
 
2014-07-05 11:44:06 AM
This is EXACTLY why you don't mix booze/drugs with BDSM.
 
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