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(NASCAR)   Happy Birthday America, tonight we swap fireworks in the sky for fireworks on the track, the Firecracker 250 presented by Subway at Daytona International Speedway Coverage at 7:30pm on ESPN2   (nascar.com) divider line 222
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2014-07-04 04:05:18 PM  
If this race is half as entertaining as Knockout Qualifying we're in for a treat. 

Especially after The Big One made an early appearance.
 
2014-07-04 04:37:50 PM  

Professor Farksworth: If this race is half as entertaining as Knockout Qualifying we're in for a treat. 

Especially after The Big One made an early appearance.


Dat shiat was totes cray-cray
 
2014-07-04 06:24:04 PM  

Warchild: Professor Farksworth: If this race is half as entertaining as Knockout Qualifying we're in for a treat. 

Especially after The Big One made an early appearance.

Dat shiat was totes cray-cray


fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-07-04 06:54:25 PM  

Warchild: Professor Farksworth: If this race is half as entertaining as Knockout Qualifying we're in for a treat. 

Especially after The Big One made an early appearance.

Dat shiat was totes cray-cray


Indeed.  Just saw the video- it was like the old Spy Hunter game for NES with the oil slick you could throw down.
 
2014-07-04 07:05:42 PM  
It stinks that so many cars were torn up through no fault of their own prior to the race.  I hope they had backups ready to go otherwise it might be a smaller than normal field.
 
2014-07-04 07:24:30 PM  

Daedalus27: It stinks that so many cars were torn up through no fault of their own prior to the race.  I hope they had backups ready to go otherwise it might be a smaller than normal field.


I believe all had backups ready to go.

Now we just gotta hope the rain holds off.
 
2014-07-04 07:25:53 PM  
Hey Rusty, how did  your kid do in the big leagues?

/irony
 
2014-07-04 07:35:22 PM  
Still got at least another hour, as MRN has said they will return to air at 8:30.
 
2014-07-04 07:41:17 PM  
Rain delay?? Ag. I'm sleeeeeeepy.

Hmm. Nap time?
 
2014-07-04 07:45:03 PM  
Anyone but Kyle Busch will make me happy. He's the Jimmy Johnson of truck and nation races.
 
2014-07-04 07:49:58 PM  
Rain delay? God damn it.
 
2014-07-04 08:05:54 PM  
going to Coke Zero 400 tomorrow  so getting a kick out of .....

rain rain go away
 
2014-07-04 08:16:50 PM  
Fark NASCAR thread? On a Friday?
 
2014-07-04 08:17:09 PM  
Well, my bet is on good old dryer truck number 7.
 
2014-07-04 08:18:34 PM  
Go cars!
 
2014-07-04 08:24:45 PM  

Obscene_CNN: Well, my bet is on good old dryer truck number 7.


Not if this guy has anything to say about it.

a.espncdn.com
 
2014-07-04 08:29:08 PM  
Ah...just in time.

/raining here, fireworks are a washout.
 
2014-07-04 08:32:12 PM  
Hey...Patrick AFB. South Survival Area was the place to party when i was in high school.
 
2014-07-04 08:33:36 PM  
Well that...that was something.
 
2014-07-04 08:34:45 PM  
Why did that woman scream the national anthem at me?
 
2014-07-04 08:35:41 PM  
At least *she* looked like she enjoyed it.
 
2014-07-04 08:37:48 PM  
There are actually people on Twitter who thought that National Anthem was awesome.

And there's a large number talking about some pop star's song called National Anthem.

Can we go racing now?
 
2014-07-04 08:39:13 PM  
Whose logo did Jeff have to tape over?
 
2014-07-04 08:40:07 PM  
I just noticed that fark gives me the option to ignore myself. Why would I do that?
 
2014-07-04 08:40:36 PM  

Mztlplx: Whose logo did Jeff have to tape over?


Jimmy's Truck Nutz Emporium of North West Arkansas
 
2014-07-04 08:41:36 PM  

Mztlplx: Whose logo did Jeff have to tape over?



nobody's
it was his new sponsor Duct Tape
 
2014-07-04 08:42:01 PM  

QueenMamaBee: I just noticed that fark gives me the option to ignore myself. Why would I do that?


Some people can't resist the urge to divide by zero.
 
2014-07-04 08:43:09 PM  
Yeah you have a sad story, but that still doesn't help your driving ability Kwasicrashki.
 
2014-07-04 08:43:59 PM  
This kid looks like he needs kicked in the taint
 
2014-07-04 08:44:47 PM  
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence 6m
"Hi, welcome to Walmart!"
"Yes, can you point me to the eardrum section please? My old ones have been blown out."
 "NASCAR anthem?"
"yes"
 
2014-07-04 08:45:39 PM  

Mztlplx: Whose logo did Jeff have to tape over?


Some red squiggle I don't recognize

a.espncdn.com
 
2014-07-04 08:46:37 PM  

Obscene_CNN: Mztlplx: Whose logo did Jeff have to tape over?


nobody's
it was his new sponsor Duct Tape


Duct tape....or Duck tape?

/some times you just have to attach a waterfowl to something
 
2014-07-04 08:46:47 PM  

Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: I just noticed that fark gives me the option to ignore myself. Why would I do that?

Some people can't resist the urge to divide by zero


if I could ignore myself,maybe I could sleep better. Most of my sleep issues are because my brain won't shut the fark up.
 
2014-07-04 08:50:19 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: I just noticed that fark gives me the option to ignore myself. Why would I do that?

Some people can't resist the urge to divide by zero

if I could ignore myself,maybe I could sleep better. Most of my sleep issues are because my brain won't shut the fark up.


I find Benadryl helps. Knocks me right the fark out.

/insomnia sucks
 
2014-07-04 08:50:46 PM  
ANNNND! As always if you don't want to listen to the talking heads at ESPN talk about Kyle Busch, how to drive Daytona, Kyle Busch, where (random cup driver) is running, Kyle Busch, The Big One may happen at any moment!, Kyle Busch, and Kyle Busch, there's always...

MRN RADIO: THE VOICE OF NASCAR!!!

http://www.mrn.com/stream.html

Annnnd noooow, introducing your commentators on MRN Radio (The Voice of NASCAR) for tonight's FIRECRACKER 250!!!

On The  FRONT STRETCH: Jeff Striegle and Joe Moore!!
In Twisted  TURNS 1 & 2: Dave "Godfather" Moody!!
On the  SUPERSTRETCH: Mike "Bagman" Bagley
In Treacherous  TURNS 3 & 4: Kyle Rickey!!

IN THE PITS:
Winston Kelley
Alex Hayden
Steve Post
Woody Cain
Pete Pistone
Glenn Jarrett
 
2014-07-04 08:54:40 PM  

Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: I just noticed that fark gives me the option to ignore myself. Why would I do that?

Some people can't resist the urge to divide by zero

if I could ignore myself,maybe I could sleep better. Most of my sleep issues are because my brain won't shut the fark up.

I find Benadryl helps. Knocks me right the fark out.

/insomnia sucks


it gives me leg cramps :(
 
2014-07-04 08:54:56 PM  
Jared?! The Subway Guy?! Did I suddenly get transported back to the early 2000s?
 
2014-07-04 08:55:47 PM  
I'm a no-go for Daytona tomorrow night. The friend i was going with ended up in the hospital, having his gal bladder removed.

/he was also my ride
//made $25 selling my tickets on Craigslist, tho
///trying Homestead at the end of the year instead
 
2014-07-04 08:58:05 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Jared?! The Subway Guy?! Did I suddenly get transported back to the early 2000s?


At least the guy is still thin.
 
2014-07-04 08:58:26 PM  
and we have cars on the track!!!  Yay!!!
 
2014-07-04 08:59:11 PM  
So my gay cousin just reacted me a couple of articles on that Rock Star dude. (I'm not attempting his last name)  it was on a website called Queers4Gears. I'm giggling
 
2014-07-04 09:02:01 PM  
What lap for The Big One? Taking all bets!
 
2014-07-04 09:02:39 PM  

Professor Farksworth: ANNNND! As always if you don't want to listen to the talking heads at ESPN talk about Kyle Busch, how to drive Daytona, Kyle Busch, where (random cup driver) is running, Kyle Busch, The Big One may happen at any moment!, Kyle Busch, and Kyle Busch, there's always...

MRN RADIO: THE VOICE OF NASCAR!!!

http://www.mrn.com/stream.html

Annnnd noooow, introducing your commentators on MRN Radio (The Voice of NASCAR) for tonight's FIRECRACKER 250!!!

On The  FRONT STRETCH: Jeff Striegle and Joe Moore!!
In Twisted  TURNS 1 & 2: Dave "Godfather" Moody!!
On the  SUPERSTRETCH: Mike "Bagman" Bagley
In Treacherous  TURNS 3 & 4: Kyle Rickey!!KURT BECKER

IN THE PITS:
Winston Kelley
Alex Hayden
Steve Post
Woody Cain
Pete Pistone
Glenn Jarrett

 
2014-07-04 09:02:47 PM  
Competitive hot dog eating is a sport?

/reading the bottom crawl
 
2014-07-04 09:03:02 PM  

Professor Farksworth: What lap for The Big One? Taking all bets!


72. Just for the lulz
 
2014-07-04 09:03:09 PM  
Checking in, Happy 4th everybody....
 
2014-07-04 09:04:09 PM  

Professor Farksworth: What lap for The Big One? Taking all bets!


This is NNS. There will be two big ones. First before lap 20...second on lap 98.
 
2014-07-04 09:05:17 PM  
Yay Friggin Smith!!!!
 
2014-07-04 09:05:18 PM  

Mztlplx: Professor Farksworth: What lap for The Big One? Taking all bets!

This is NNS. There will be two big ones. First before lap 20...second on lap 98.


good call. i like those numbers.
 
2014-07-04 09:05:34 PM  

Mztlplx: Professor Farksworth: What lap for The Big One? Taking all bets!

This is NNS. There will be two big ones. First before lap 20...second on lap 98.


Also...Trevor Bayne well be the cause of one.
 
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