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(Metro)   Zoo builds paraplegic porcupine a wheelchair out of PVC pipe and duct tape. Cheap pricks   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-07-04 06:09:55 PM  
www.larryfine.com

Approves
 
2014-07-04 07:46:23 PM  
That's got to be the saddest porcupine I've ever seen.
 
2014-07-04 07:53:16 PM  
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology.
 
2014-07-04 07:58:51 PM  
But how is it going to have sex?
 
2014-07-04 07:59:21 PM  
Wheels need to be a tad bigger circumference and not made out of bald big wheel tire plastic
 
2014-07-04 08:06:50 PM  

fusillade762: But how is it going to have sex?


very carefully.
 
2014-07-04 08:39:58 PM  
Porcupine. PVC pipe. Duct tape.


There is a scared Richard Geere joke in there but not sure how to word it.


/except...there was this gif, but now it needs Richard's eyes to widen!!
 
2014-07-04 09:33:16 PM  
Did it fall out of some sort of Tree?
 
2014-07-04 09:39:58 PM  

Deadwing: Did it fall out of some sort of Tree?


Was ran over by this

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-04 10:29:44 PM  
In other news, "Paraplegic Porcupine" would be a good name for a rock band. Or a Fark alt.
 
2014-07-04 11:04:35 PM  

SpdrJay: Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology.


...but we don't want to spend a lot of money.
 
2014-07-04 11:34:12 PM  

fusillade762: But how is it going to have sex?


She's a female. Unfeeling, immobile, and uninterested is what she calls "Wednesday."
 
2014-07-05 01:42:29 AM  
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RIP CHEAP PRICK
 
2014-07-05 01:46:07 AM  
That's not a chair, more like a sled. Put it out of it's misery as nature would have and euthanize the damn thing. It would only take one shot from a .22 and the ammo is cheap, even for a third world dump like Brazil.

Nobody wants to see a taped up ugly ass animal drag it's limp body on PVC.
 
2014-07-05 01:53:38 AM  

Abaddon The Despoiler: That's not a chair, more like a sled. Put it out of it's misery as nature would have and euthanize the damn thing. It would only take one shot from a .22 and the ammo is cheap, even for a third world dump like Brazil.

Nobody wants to see a taped up ugly ass animal drag it's limp body on PVC.


Well, *ALMOST* nobody....
 
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