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(Fark)   Slightly early version of the Fark Weird News Quiz, because face it--if you're at work, you sure as heck aren't working a full day   (fark.com) divider line 25
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2014-07-04 12:27:10 PM  
Want to thank the quiz team that came in and finished this off early on a holiday week-that's dedication, y'all. Your most excellent quizmasters this week are: phlegmmo, Sinto, and meow said the dog. Thanks for all of the help to make this an awesome quiz.
 
2014-07-04 12:27:53 PM  
Winners from last week's quiz:

crisp-ss 965
abmoraz 903
Twilight Farkle 881
uncleacid 878
RedfordRenegade 877
noodles64 872
Ivo Shandor 839
Md37 837
skieur 835
Oakenraven 832

Good luck this week, everybody.
 
2014-07-04 12:28:44 PM  
Easy quiz for those out there already too impaired to consider three possible answers at a time:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/343
 
2014-07-04 12:39:39 PM  
Fun quiz.  Thanks phlegmmo, Sinto, and meow said the dog.

And yeah, I am working a full shift today.  10 hours.
 
2014-07-04 12:39:42 PM  
For somebody who seems to hang around here a bit, I sure suck at the bloody quizzes. Maybe there should be a geezer version that's all about regularity and denture adhesion. I'd probably rock that one.
 
2014-07-04 12:43:28 PM  
don't tell anyone, but i'm spending part of my holiday watching soccer.
 
2014-07-04 12:44:16 PM  
That is the worst I have ever done on the quiz.  A chimp would have done better.  I have shamed my colleagues and this great country of ours.

Only grilled meats will sooth my pain.
 
2014-07-04 12:46:23 PM  
Final Score:
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 746
 Total time elapsed:
1 minute (76 seconds)
  Top 10 scores for this quiz:


lokis_mentor746
sarahthustra722
flucto444
Once and Future Lurker417
Indolent350
brap261
Go Fast Turn Left197
Unfreakable0

Definitely not good, and definitely not going to last.
 
2014-07-04 12:48:21 PM  
If you're at work, you're probably one of those filthy Canadians.
 
2014-07-04 12:52:53 PM  

basemetal: filthy Canadians


AS IF THERE'S ANY OTHER KIND
 
2014-07-04 01:25:37 PM  
Final Score:
3 out of 11 correct, total points = 242
Total time elapsed:
6 minutes (369 seconds)

I suck, but I also cherry pick the links I read, too, so .... FARK YOU fark!
 
2014-07-04 01:27:24 PM  
Yes I am, and the more people drink and set off fireworks, the busier I'll be.

Don't blow yourselves up please.
 
2014-07-04 01:32:35 PM  
Final Score:

8 out of 11 correct, total points = 739
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (82 seconds)

dallylamma 930
EvidentlyWasted 790
lokis_mentor 746
Glenford 739
texdent 739
sarahthustra 722
ZAZ 657
Earthworm Jim Jones 607
ImperialHazman 603
danno_to_infinity 594
 
2014-07-04 01:32:55 PM  
If I can get a 1400 on my SATs then anyone can
 
2014-07-04 01:33:29 PM  

picturescrazy: Yes I am, and the more people drink and set off fireworks, the busier I'll be.

Don't blow yourselves up please.


I'd give you a thumbs up, but, well...
 
2014-07-04 01:33:37 PM  

sarahthustra: don't tell anyone, but i'm spending part of my holiday watching soccer.


Commie
 
2014-07-04 01:34:50 PM  
#1 on easy

beer and boom
 
2014-07-04 01:48:53 PM  
Not enough booze to the brain yet 6-11.
 
2014-07-04 01:49:57 PM  
Hard: 10 out of 11 correct, total points = 834 (175 seconds)
Easy: 10 out of 10 correct, total points = 857 (143 seconds)

Fine, I'll go grill something and get drunk on my own Fourth of July! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the blackjack and hookers. Thanks, quizmitters, for helping me get the productive portion of the day over with early, thereby leaving me more time for beer and brats... and have an awesome Fourth, you magnificent quizmitting bastards.
 
2014-07-04 01:55:45 PM  
Only two correct. My worst attempt yet. Much like when I do well, I'm both proud and embarrassed.
 
2014-07-04 02:06:59 PM  
Yes, Yes I am subby. Thanks for reminding me.
 
2014-07-04 02:16:48 PM  
At work (yay holiday pay!) and I did better on this week's quiz than on any other:

Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 831
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (83 seconds)

/paid attention
//not really
///slashies
 
2014-07-04 02:42:38 PM  
Never tried one of these before. Poor score indicates don't spend nearly enough time here (only weekends).
 
2014-07-04 02:50:47 PM  
On my way to work in a  few minutes. 8(
 
2014-07-04 03:06:15 PM  
Here's a little holiday spirit for everyone who's stuck at work:

...Aaaand, the gif is too large. No holiday spirit for you.

Get back to work slaves!

/ 6/ll
// tough quiz this week.
 
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