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(Short List)   Someone tell James Cameron we've found that new coffee table he's looking for   ( divider line
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7357 clicks; posted to Geek » on 04 Jul 2014 at 4:37 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-07-04 01:40:53 PM  
Jim Cameron is more likely to sue them for using the name.  He'd also buy the table, but that would be secondary.
2014-07-04 02:10:12 PM  
No sale...the stratigraphy is inaccurate.
2014-07-04 02:35:02 PM  
Still not as cool as

tomspinadesigns.comView Full Size
2014-07-04 02:52:15 PM  
Where would I put magazines? There aren't any shelves in it.
2014-07-04 03:12:10 PM  
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2014-07-04 04:44:44 PM  
Someone ought to tell Peter Molyneux instead.

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2014-07-04 05:34:30 PM  
Shouldn't that be a Coffey table?
2014-07-04 05:35:54 PM  

EvilEgg: Still not as cool as

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I'll raise you the Enterprise C Coffee Table.
2014-07-04 05:42:14 PM  
I like it. It beats the shiat out of the crappy Ikea coffee table I have anyway.
2014-07-04 05:42:20 PM  
A coffee table made of plexiglass is practical, but idk about long term appeal artistically. I would want a scratch-proof upper coating and some rounded corners, otherwise it would be all 'anvil to the knee.'
2014-07-04 06:54:08 PM  
kinda prefer this :
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2014-07-04 07:24:33 PM  

PirateKing: Someone ought to tell Peter Molyneux instead.

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Really does look like someone took a picture of the ocean in Godus and slapped it on a table
2014-07-04 07:54:46 PM  
I'd love to have one of those for the waters around my islands.

Especially since the Cayman Trough was the abyss in question in Cameron's eponymous flick. Full Size
2014-07-04 08:06:38 PM  
So, we have a coffee table, but still no blu-ray.
Boe [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2014-07-04 08:10:19 PM  

EvilEgg: Still not as cool as

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2014-07-04 08:13:27 PM  
Who cares ? We still haven't found Weirzbowski yet .
2014-07-04 09:35:12 PM  
James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron
2014-07-05 07:59:07 AM  
a stunning 3D-looking piece of furniture

3D is a fad. I'll stick with my 2D furniture, thanks.

/this chair is uncomfortable
2014-07-05 09:46:31 AM  
The crane! We've lost the CRANE! It's on it's way down TO YOU!
2014-07-05 01:44:27 PM  
That's some creative headline writin', there, subby. Good jerb.
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