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(CBS 3 Springfield)   Again, donut shops are not good places to attempt to rob   (cbs3springfield.com) divider line 34
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2014-07-04 01:24:09 PM  
L'Various Jones?

The donut shop was robbed by a rejected Disney movie?
 
2014-07-04 03:07:11 PM  
I'm trying hard to figure out with which preposition subby was loath to end his title.
 
2014-07-04 04:18:52 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm trying hard to figure out with which preposition subby was loath to end his title.


"of"?
 
2014-07-04 04:22:25 PM  
Who would do this?

I mean, you'd think everyone would  know that donut shops are cop bait. If you want to catch some cops, build a donut shop like a roach motel, designed so they can get in but can't get out.
 
2014-07-04 04:26:25 PM  
L'Various? Seriously? Louis C.K. was right, there needs to be a couple of laws for what people are allowed to name their kids.

/I wonder how it's supposed to be pronounced
 
2014-07-04 04:26:48 PM  
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2014-07-04 04:56:38 PM  
FTFA: Springfield police arrested Kenneth Walker, 22, and Parrish Wilson, 21, of Springfield, and charged them with of armed robbery while masked, armed assault with intent to rob and carrying a firearm without a license, Springfield police said.

L'Various Jones, 20, Deandre Ballard, 19, and David Lewis Jr., 20, were also arrested and charged with armed robbery while masked, possession of ammunition without an FID card, armed assault with intent to rob and carrying a firearm without a license, according to Springfield police officials.

 What's wrong with just charging them with armed robbery? What's the difference with armed robbery with masks on or off. It's still armed robbery. =/
 
2014-07-04 05:00:33 PM  

HairyNevus: L'Various? Seriously? Louis C.K. was right, there needs to be a couple of laws for what people are allowed to name their kids.

/I wonder how it's supposed to be pronounced


It'll soon be pronounced, by some guy, with a lisp
 
2014-07-04 05:02:10 PM  

Freschel: FTFA: Springfield police arrested Kenneth Walker, 22, and Parrish Wilson, 21, of Springfield, and charged them with of armed robbery while masked, armed assault with intent to rob and carrying a firearm without a license, Springfield police said.

L'Various Jones, 20, Deandre Ballard, 19, and David Lewis Jr., 20, were also arrested and charged with armed robbery while masked, possession of ammunition without an FID card, armed assault with intent to rob and carrying a firearm without a license, according to Springfield police officials.

 What's wrong with just charging them with armed robbery? What's the difference with armed robbery with masks on or off. It's still armed robbery. =/


Fark that, how did they get a gun and ammunition without a license?
 
2014-07-04 05:04:50 PM  
Meeeeeee-eeeeeee-eeeeeeee and L'Various, L'Various Jones
 
2014-07-04 05:05:44 PM  
And why have a GOLD getaway vehicle?  Talk about sticking out like a sore thumb on the roads at 2am....
 
2014-07-04 05:11:04 PM  

Freschel: FTFA: Springfield police arrested Kenneth Walker, 22, and Parrish Wilson, 21, of Springfield, and charged them with of armed robbery while masked, armed assault with intent to rob and carrying a firearm without a license, Springfield police said.

L'Various Jones, 20, Deandre Ballard, 19, and David Lewis Jr., 20, were also arrested and charged with armed robbery while masked, possession of ammunition without an FID card, armed assault with intent to rob and carrying a firearm without a license, according to Springfield police officials.

 What's wrong with just charging them with armed robbery? What's the difference with armed robbery with masks on or off. It's still armed robbery. =/


Some states have an enhancement in penalty if masked. Mass. has an increase of mandatory minimum if masked:

Section 17. Whoever, being armed with a dangerous weapon, assaults another and robs, steals or takes from his person money or other property which may be the subject of larceny shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for life or for any term of years; provided, however, that any person who commits any offence described herein while masked or disguised or while having his features artificially distorted shall, for the first offence be sentenced to imprisonment for not less than five years and for any subsequent offence for not less than ten years. Whoever commits any offense described herein while armed with a firearm, shotgun, rifle, machine gun or assault weapon shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not less than five years. Any person who commits a subsequent offense while armed with a firearm, shotgun, rifle, machine gun or assault weapon shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not less than 15 years.
 
2014-07-04 05:13:43 PM  

Argyle82: And why have a GOLD getaway vehicle?  Talk about sticking out like a sore thumb on the roads at 2am....


If you're a criminal, the odds are very high that you're dumber than dirt too.
 
2014-07-04 05:15:56 PM  
Five dudes to rob a donut shop? Really?
 
2014-07-04 05:15:56 PM  
aka Many Rodriguez
aka P'Lenty Gooden
aka Flocka Segal
aka B'Oatload Cuban
 
2014-07-04 05:42:38 PM  
Donuts cost about a dollar. How much money can there be inside a donut shop "just after 2am?" Is there a big rush for dozens and dozens of donuts at 2am??? Am I seeing they are in their 20s? Wow duh. Major brain damage going on.
 
2014-07-04 05:45:46 PM  
any donuts recovered?
 
2014-07-04 06:00:32 PM  

HairyNevus: L'Various? Seriously? Louis C.K. was right, there needs to be a couple of laws for what people are allowed to name their kids.

/I wonder how it's supposed to be pronounced


Gus.
 
2014-07-04 06:01:05 PM  

up2nfg: Donuts cost about a dollar. How much money can there be inside a donut shop "just after 2am?" Is there a big rush for dozens and dozens of donuts at 2am??? Am I seeing they are in their 20s? Wow duh. Major brain damage going on.


Not only that, but split 5 ways as well? I assume they got $20 each.
 
2014-07-04 06:01:37 PM  
A five way split on a doughnut shop heist.  Seriously?  I mean, I knew the economy was bad.
 
2014-07-04 06:08:06 PM  
So what's it like, being a rocket scientist?
 
2014-07-04 06:13:31 PM  

BadReligion: up2nfg: Donuts cost about a dollar. How much money can there be inside a donut shop "just after 2am?" Is there a big rush for dozens and dozens of donuts at 2am??? Am I seeing they are in their 20s? Wow duh. Major brain damage going on.

Not only that, but split 5 ways as well? I assume they got $20 each.


Seriously $20 each?? I'm going with they divided the change quarter by quarter, down to the pennies.
 
2014-07-04 06:16:41 PM  
Five guys, give me the money and 60 donuts.
 
2014-07-04 06:23:01 PM  
 Again, donut shops are not good places to attempt to rob

missemmamm.com

Agrees.

/hopefully not obscure
//hot like Nicole Ari Parker
 
2014-07-04 06:26:46 PM  
Odd, no mention of the traffic pileup caused by the all unit response..
 
2014-07-04 06:41:22 PM  
FTA:
The suspects fled in a gold vehicle, which police later stopped

Now, isn't it possible that two sets of utes, driving similar gold vehicles, with Michelin Model XGV tires, size 75-R-14, drove up to...
wait, wait, let me finish.....
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-04 06:51:41 PM  
"If you wanna find all the cops they're hangin' out in the donut shop..."

/Yes, I'm that old
 
2014-07-04 07:39:54 PM  
It ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded.

/so there!
 
2014-07-04 08:09:07 PM  

ranchguy: It ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded.

/so there!


Uh, yes, it is.
 
2014-07-04 08:27:24 PM  
Hmmm... B'Hector? K'Hector, no it's not gonna work for me.

/F'Hector, no, no...
 
2014-07-04 09:06:05 PM  
never rob a bank across the street from a diner with the best donuts in three counties.
 
2014-07-04 09:23:36 PM  
This is the dawning of the man named L'Various. Man named L'variouhhhhhhhhssss.
 
2014-07-04 10:16:11 PM  

peterthx: /hopefully not obscure


First thing I thought of.
 
2014-07-05 11:45:04 AM  

Lee451: ranchguy: It ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded.

/so there!

Uh, yes, it is.


Nope. Also if you're stoned at the time; you can't UNDERSTAND your rights--therefore the cops can't arrest you.
/TMYK
 
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