AverageAmericanGuy: I'm trying hard to figure out with which preposition subby was loath to end his title.
HairyNevus: L'Various? Seriously? Louis C.K. was right, there needs to be a couple of laws for what people are allowed to name their kids./I wonder how it's supposed to be pronounced
Freschel: FTFA: Springfield police arrested Kenneth Walker, 22, and Parrish Wilson, 21, of Springfield, and charged them with of armed robbery while masked, armed assault with intent to rob and carrying a firearm without a license, Springfield police said.L'Various Jones, 20, Deandre Ballard, 19, and David Lewis Jr., 20, were also arrested and charged with armed robbery while masked, possession of ammunition without an FID card, armed assault with intent to rob and carrying a firearm without a license, according to Springfield police officials. What's wrong with just charging them with armed robbery? What's the difference with armed robbery with masks on or off. It's still armed robbery. =/
Argyle82: And why have a GOLD getaway vehicle? Talk about sticking out like a sore thumb on the roads at 2am....
up2nfg: Donuts cost about a dollar. How much money can there be inside a donut shop "just after 2am?" Is there a big rush for dozens and dozens of donuts at 2am??? Am I seeing they are in their 20s? Wow duh. Major brain damage going on.
BadReligion: up2nfg: Donuts cost about a dollar. How much money can there be inside a donut shop "just after 2am?" Is there a big rush for dozens and dozens of donuts at 2am??? Am I seeing they are in their 20s? Wow duh. Major brain damage going on.Not only that, but split 5 ways as well? I assume they got $20 each.
ranchguy: It ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded./so there!
peterthx: /hopefully not obscure
Lee451: ranchguy: It ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded./so there!Uh, yes, it is.
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