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(KSAT San Antonio)   Man: "Look, officers, I swear I didn't drive this car to the store to buy corn. I'm drunk and would never do that--my friend here drove me." Dog: "Can you believe this a-hole?"   (ksat.com) divider line 27
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2014-07-04 01:28:19 PM
Hey, it's not the guy's fault that his dog's a shiatty driver. My dog sucks at merging, dog can't parallel park, dog rarely remembers to use his blinker. I don't even use him unless I'm really, really hammered.
 
2014-07-04 01:38:31 PM
Sure, charge him with animal cruelty, but I think the DUI is overboard since they didn't actually catch him driving drunk or drunk in the car.  There need to be some rules about that kind of thing.
 
2014-07-04 01:59:08 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Sure, charge him with animal cruelty, but I think the DUI is overboard since they didn't actually catch him driving drunk or drunk in the car.  There need to be some rules about that kind of thing.


How did the car get there?
 
2014-07-04 02:05:04 PM

The Bestest: TuteTibiImperes: Sure, charge him with animal cruelty, but I think the DUI is overboard since they didn't actually catch him driving drunk or drunk in the car.  There need to be some rules about that kind of thing.

How did the car get there?


Well, sure, they know he drove it, but whose to say he didn't pound a bottle of whiskey only after he arrived at the grocery store?

It's like people admitting they've done drugs on TV or in interviews - you know if they've done them that they illegally posessed them, but they're never busted for it.  It just seems like one of those things where they should've said 'You're lucky we didn't catch you driving drunk, but were still going to bust you for the dog'.
 
2014-07-04 02:19:13 PM
He should have used Toonces
 
2014-07-04 02:32:14 PM

sprong89: Hey, it's not the guy's fault that his dog's a shiatty driver. My dog sucks at merging, dog can't parallel park, dog rarely remembers to use his blinker. I don't even use him unless I'm really, really hammered.


So, basically, he's a new teen driver?
 
2014-07-04 03:00:25 PM
It's pretty flimsy evidence the police have there. They don't know that the dog WASN'T driving.
 
2014-07-04 04:38:34 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: It's pretty flimsy evidence the police have there. They don't know that the dog WASN'T driving.


Judging by the behavior I've witnessed in dogs on car rides, the car wouldn't make it a quarter miles without the dog deciding "OMG look at that we're going over there!" and driving into someone's yard.
 
2014-07-04 04:42:29 PM
Squirrel!
 
2014-07-04 04:52:01 PM

The Bestest: TuteTibiImperes: Sure, charge him with animal cruelty, but I think the DUI is overboard since they didn't actually catch him driving drunk or drunk in the car.  There need to be some rules about that kind of thing.

How did the car get there?


The dog drove it. Damn, dude. Read the farking article.
 
2014-07-04 05:07:23 PM
oi61.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-04 05:10:55 PM
Combined with him ferrying open gasoline and driving to the store all late-night merely to buy corn (?), this sounts more Ambien walrus than drunk driving to me.
 
2014-07-04 05:15:29 PM

I_Am_Weasel: sprong89: Hey, it's not the guy's fault that his dog's a shiatty driver. My dog sucks at merging, dog can't parallel park, dog rarely remembers to use his blinker. I don't even use him unless I'm really, really hammered.

So, basically, he's a new teen driver?


Whoa, whoa, whoa. I said he was a bad driver, not a hormone-addled homicide machine.
 
2014-07-04 05:17:21 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-04 05:22:10 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Sure, charge him with animal cruelty, but I think the DUI is overboard since they didn't actually catch him driving drunk or drunk in the car.  There need to be some rules about that kind of thing.


Arrests are based on probable cause and convictions are based on beyond a reasonable doubt. If concrete evidence was needed for everything, nobody would ever get arrested.

Did he drive the car? Highly probable. Therefore he gets arrested for DUI. Eventually when it gets to trial the jury will decide if there was any reasonable doubt that he drove the car. So far his claim is that his dog drove the car. That doesn't leave room for reasonable doubt that he didn't drive.
 
2014-07-04 05:26:46 PM
Surprising, but not so much it's Georgia. Initially, thinking KSAT, was  a drunk Mexican or an "Undocumented "person".It is going over the DUI bit though. Was he in the car? Were the keys in the ignition? If he had thekeys on him, so farking what? I believe it's largely a ploy about $$afety, and keeping the county solvent-ish..
 
2014-07-04 05:27:27 PM
It's now Rakuten.com, subby.

/Got nothin'
 
2014-07-04 05:52:53 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Well, sure, they know he drove it, but whose to say he didn't pound a bottle of whiskey only after he arrived at the grocery store?


Wasn't there a fatal hit and run case last year where someone did just that?  Got out of the ditch, walked to a bar, and slammed 7 whiskeys "because he was shaken up?"  He was attempting to go for that defense but I think they convicted him anyway.
 
2014-07-04 05:59:18 PM
Greyhound?
 
2014-07-04 06:05:05 PM
Why didn't they let the dog drive back home?
 
2014-07-04 06:15:52 PM

BinderWoman: Why didn't they let the dog drive back home?


While waiting for the cops to discuss the owners condition the dog was in the bar slurping martini's.
 
2014-07-04 06:18:20 PM
jokideo.com
 
2014-07-04 06:22:19 PM
It's oconee Georgia. The dog at least finished school.
 
2014-07-04 06:28:02 PM
It's entirely possible that the guy wasn't drunk, but was high from huffing the gas, which might almost make more sense.
 
2014-07-04 07:28:18 PM
Poor dog. The idiot should be prohibited from ever having another.
 
2014-07-04 07:43:13 PM

doofusss: [img.fark.net image 640x359]


That dog needs a cigarette in its paw.
 
2014-07-05 02:38:08 AM
Pobre perro.  No corn for him.
 
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