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(Slate)   Of all the achievements America has made over the past two hundred-plus years, only one thing would make Thomas Jefferson proud: the advent of craft beer   ( divider line
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2014-07-05 11:49:48 AM  
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CygnusDarius: I thought it was the creation of macaroni & cheese.

Mac & cheese had been invented in his lifetime. My recipe would make him flip his wig. It's THAT good.
2014-07-04 08:07:53 PM  
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zerkalo: You have to wonder what the Founding Distillers and Brewers would have made of prohibition

I had a great-great-great aunt named Temperance Brewer.
2014-07-04 06:38:25 PM  
1 vote:
*Stuffing it with

I blame the beer.

/and Obama or Bush, whichever.
2014-07-04 04:44:08 PM  
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I thought it was the creation of macaroni & cheese.
2014-07-04 04:36:54 PM  
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I would say he would be proud of current marijuana. As he smuggled Chinese "hemp" seeds illegally, I think he would get a kick out of how many varieties, strengths, and flavors we have produced, all while being illegal on a federal level. It's people pursuing happiness without needing the governments approval, and I always felt that is what Jefferson was about, that and black chicks.
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