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(Slate)   Of all the achievements America has made over the past two hundred-plus years, only one thing would make Thomas Jefferson proud: the advent of craft beer   (slate.com) divider line 8
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2014-07-05 05:31:11 AM
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Fark You Hipsters! Stop trying to act as if your mini-distilleries are somehow "World Changing" in comparison to things like the US Constitution, the Civil Rights Movement (Thomas Jefferson would have been able to date and fark interracially freely), the New Deal (Employees get enumerated rights and unemployment funding, as well as FDIC for customers who get screwed by their bank), and other fun things that's alot more important in this world than getting drunk and talking highly about yourself and your "more alternative than thou" douchebag ways at a bar!
2014-07-04 04:38:00 PM
2 votes:
And you can thank Jimmy Carter for the legalization of home brewing.
2014-07-05 02:22:46 AM
1 votes:
I didn't realize Jefferson was a fan of EXTREME IMPERIAL ULTRA HOPSSSS IPA!!!!!

Which is all "craft beer" is nowadays.

/what happened to you craft beer? You used to be cool
2014-07-04 07:02:22 PM
1 votes:
I'd guess the only beer available in Jefferson's era was craft beer.
2014-07-04 06:29:16 PM
1 votes:
In regard to beer I'm sure he would tell y'all to quit it with stuffing so many damn hops in your beer.

/more is not always better
2014-07-04 04:44:36 PM
1 votes:
Stop farking saying craft beer.  Jesus.  Just say "beer" ok?

Go back to Williamsburg/Austin/Portland.
2014-07-04 04:28:16 PM
1 votes:
You have to wonder what the Founding Distillers and Brewers would have made of prohibition
2014-07-04 03:04:32 PM
1 votes:
I imagine he might have been pretty impressed by DNA testing and RU486.
 
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