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(Huffington Post UK)   Australian hunk lives with smoking hot identical twin sisters and their mum   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 141
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2014-07-04 05:24:43 AM  
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2014-07-04 08:11:00 AM  
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2014-07-04 08:16:06 AM  
Oooooohhhh! Sexy girl twins!

*clicks link*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2014-07-04 08:19:24 AM  
I want to think that they're sexy, but it's hard to be sexually aroused by a pair of women who got surgery to make them look like they've got a mild case of Down Syndrome
 
2014-07-04 08:19:27 AM  

SmackLT: Oooooohhhh! Sexy girl twins!


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2014-07-04 08:21:08 AM  
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They look like their mom.
 
2014-07-04 08:24:50 AM  
Huffpo UK

I should have known from the use of 'mum'.
 
2014-07-04 08:25:07 AM  
Ron Jeremy is their dad?
 
2014-07-04 08:25:57 AM  
hunk

Ummm...no.

Dude must have a 3 foot cock.

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2014-07-04 08:27:06 AM  
FTFA: "The girls have reportedly spent £150,000 on cosmetic surgery"

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2014-07-04 08:28:50 AM  

70Ford: [i.huffpost.com image 850x746]
They look like their mom.


Damn, Mario.  Mushrooms must be a helluva drug.
 
2014-07-04 08:33:54 AM  
One at a time?  Sure, that's fine and uncreepy.  At the same time?  If you're into that subbs, it's crossing the line for me.
 
2014-07-04 08:34:10 AM  
That poor man has to buy _two_ Magic Markers every time he goes shopping.
 
2014-07-04 08:35:01 AM  

hillary: I am gay. I skimmed this article and decided I am perfectly happy remaining gay. Because...

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...that's why.


For what it's worth, I'm a straight man and I said nearly the exact same thing.
 
2014-07-04 08:35:26 AM  
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"They put on appearances, of course, but every now and again Mario's dissatisfaction with his loveless second marriage and the strictures of family life would bubble up through the cracks.  His simmering disquietude would eventually boil over in rage, the events of that tragic day eventually leading to the enactment of comprehensive Bullet Bill-control laws throughout the Mushroom Kingdom."
 
2014-07-04 08:36:08 AM  

sprong89: I want to think that they're sexy, but it's hard to be sexually aroused by a pair of women who got surgery to make them look like they've got a mild case of Down Syndrome


If they hadn't had all of the surgery, then they would be quite attractive. As it stands their faces are trainwrecks, but i'd still hit it.
 
2014-07-04 08:36:17 AM  
I'm guessing even odds these two were molested by their creepy looking dad.
 
2014-07-04 08:36:34 AM  
Perhaps the consideration of they should be for doing the savings on the collagen and spending this on the suctioning of the lipos of they because at the situation they are quite the bigger individuals in the stomach and thigh legging stems of they.
 
2014-07-04 08:38:00 AM  
I read the story three times, but can't find the part where it says he's blind. But it has to be there somewhere, doesn't it? I mean, two women at the same time must be awesome if you can't tell that they look like poorly made Real Dolls...
 
2014-07-04 08:38:09 AM  
British hot.
 
2014-07-04 08:39:06 AM  
Awful lot of jealousy in this thread ...
 
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2014-07-04 08:39:36 AM  
Some of that £130,000 should have gone to eyebrow transplant surgery.
 
2014-07-04 08:39:41 AM  

rebelyell2006: sprong89: I want to think that they're sexy, but it's hard to be sexually aroused by a pair of women who got surgery to make them look like they've got a mild case of Down Syndrome

If they hadn't had all of the surgery, then they would be quite attractive. As it stands their faces are trainwrecks, but i'd still hit it.


No, no they wouldn't. Did you scroll all the way through the pictures? There's some pre-surgery, post-adolescence shots in there and they still look like Dopey from snow white.

Also, not identical twins. Even as babies they look different. Closely similar fraternals that really want to be identical, because that matters?
 
2014-07-04 08:40:18 AM  

LeroyB: FTFA: "The girls have reportedly spent £150,000 on cosmetic surgery"

YouDontSay.JPG


They should ask for a refund
 
2014-07-04 08:40:20 AM  

meow said the dog: Perhaps the consideration of they should be for doing the savings on the collagen and spending this on the suctioning of the lipos of they because at the situation they are quite the bigger individuals in the stomach and thigh legging stems of they.


Came here to say this ^
 
2014-07-04 08:41:39 AM  
Ben, 31, said: "It was demanding in the beginning, but now I know better.

When the girls look like Snooki, it's not as demanding as you might think.
 
2014-07-04 08:43:55 AM  
These gross whores again?

Gah, whatever floats your boat. They're all consenting adults and no one is getting hurt, but don't try to act like that shiat is sexy. Those two are tragic looking.
 
2014-07-04 08:44:50 AM  
I am reminded of an obnoxious comedian's* comment about why he couldn't understand gay men.  "What kind of man looks at another man's hairy ass and says, 'Oh yeah - I ain't leavin' the beach until I've had some of that!'"

And then we have an allegedly straight man who looks at this face, and says, "Not only do I want to look at that hideous visage while having sex, but I want two of them!"

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*Yes I know who he is
 
2014-07-04 08:45:47 AM  
who have also had £130,000 of cosmetic surgery to 'enhance' their natural beauty make themselves look like transformers

i.huffpost.com

Fixed.

/seriously WTF?
 
2014-07-04 08:46:57 AM  
They look like characters out of a David Lynch movie.
 
2014-07-04 08:47:27 AM  

abhorrent1: who have also had £130,000 of cosmetic surgery to 'enhance' their natural beauty make themselves look like transformers

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Fixed.

/seriously WTF?


Okay why did that word change to transformers

/trannies
 
2014-07-04 08:47:42 AM  

meow said the dog: Perhaps the consideration of they should be for doing the savings on the collagen and spending this on the suctioning of the lipos of they because at the situation they are quite the bigger individuals in the stomach and thigh legging stems of they.


You had cosmetic surgery on your keyboard- didn't you ?
 
2014-07-04 08:48:31 AM  

syrynxx: I am reminded of an obnoxious comedian's* comment about why he couldn't understand gay men.  "What kind of man looks at another man's hairy ass and says, 'Oh yeah - I ain't leavin' the beach until I've had some of that!'"

And then we have an allegedly straight man who looks at this face, and says, "Not only do I want to look at that hideous visage while having sex, but I want two of them!"




*Yes I know who he is


Wow... That is a lot of stuffing in that top lip. I think it's practically turned inside out.
 
2014-07-04 08:48:41 AM  
No thanks, Jeff
 
2014-07-04 08:51:02 AM  
Dad never smiles.

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2014-07-04 08:53:11 AM  
Also these are the two individuals who are in the 20s of they? OM MAGOODNESS OF ME what will be the looks of they at the age of 40 winters is something which causes fright but I do not mind this. I am the person who is 26 and would not provide the sexing to this man even though I prefer the men who have the higher age of which is me.
 
2014-07-04 08:55:30 AM  

meow said the dog: even though I prefer the men who have the higher age of which is me.


How you doing are?
 
2014-07-04 08:57:18 AM  

syrynxx: meow said the dog: even though I prefer the men who have the higher age of which is me.

How you doing are?


Oh hello. Do not have despair the looks of me are the naturalisms.
 
2014-07-04 08:59:21 AM  
GIS - first hit
resources1.news.com.au

1/2 a page down -
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I have no words for this.
 
2014-07-04 09:00:33 AM  
My next horror - god why am I reading this article still - is that this is clearly a man who only stops shaving where he think his T-shirts start.  Why do we need Bigfoot sightings?  This man is a Yeti.

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2014-07-04 09:01:50 AM  
I really don't appreciate having to dry heave this early in the morning.
 
2014-07-04 09:03:40 AM  

70Ford: GIS - first hit


1/2 a page down -

I have no words for this.


... ok NOW they seem creepy.

Still, twins dude. I'd hit it.
/it
 
2014-07-04 09:03:53 AM  
Two words: Guh Rowse.
 
2014-07-04 09:03:58 AM  

70Ford: GIS - first hit
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1/2 a page down -
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I have no words for this.


I have one.

Botox.
 
2014-07-04 09:06:46 AM  
It's like having two cars that are exactly the same. What's the point? Now if they weren't identical twins then that would be interesting. But with these two you'd be like "Didn't I just fark you an hour ago?"
 
2014-07-04 09:07:30 AM  

meow said the dog: syrynxx: meow said the dog: even though I prefer the men who have the higher age of which is me.

How you doing are?

Oh hello. Do not have despair the looks of me are the naturalisms.


Given how you rail against fat people all the time, I'm beginning to wonder what you are hiding.

/EIP
 
2014-07-04 09:12:54 AM  
A) I'm laughing my ass off at this thread.

B) TFA came about 60% of the way to turning me gay.

C)reactionface.net
 
2014-07-04 09:12:58 AM  
Oh, I've seen pics of those two before.  They look less natural than department store dummies.
 
2014-07-04 09:13:42 AM  
Where's Norman Rockwell when you need him?

/"He dad, Princess Leia called and wants her hair-do back!"
 
2014-07-04 09:13:50 AM  
I'd rather know more about the dad. He looks like the love child of Danny Devito and Cousin It.
 
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