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3060 clicks; posted to Geek » on 04 Jul 2014 at 12:40 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-04 11:42:50 AM  
I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It's cloud's illusions I recall
I really don't know clouds at all

-Joni Mitchell and your CIO
 
2014-07-04 11:45:35 AM  
At $3360, it better farking make rain.
 
2014-07-04 12:19:01 PM  
Emo Cloud?
 
2014-07-04 12:44:14 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-04 12:53:22 PM  

cmunic8r99: At $3360, it better farking make rain.


Seconded.  Either make it rain or give backrubs, or rub something else for that kind of money.
 
2014-07-04 01:05:38 PM  
Um...that's all it does?

It'd be cooler if it generated ions or zapped bugs or detected CO or chirped on the hour.

Or anything, really.
 
2014-07-04 01:13:06 PM  

cmunic8r99: At $3360, it better farking make rain.


Or piss skittles.
 
2014-07-04 01:25:00 PM  
Is this where Windows keeps wanting to put all of my files?

How much storage does it have? For $3300, I'd want at least an exobyte.
 
2014-07-04 01:25:50 PM  
learn.adafruit.com
 
2014-07-04 01:26:36 PM  
The cloud is a 13 year old girl?
 
2014-07-04 01:33:41 PM  
If that was like 40 bucks I might buy it for my daughter's room
 
2014-07-04 01:36:20 PM  

DrMcNinja: If that was like 40 bucks I might buy it for my daughter's room


img.fark.net

FREE SHIPPING!
 
2014-07-04 01:57:33 PM  
Bad music and a horrible price.  I'll pass.
 
2014-07-04 02:00:07 PM  
Buy a bunch and stick them in your server racks.  Bring the CIO and his golf buddy the consultant down to take a look and he'll finally leave you alone about 'migrating everything into clouds', money well spent I'd say.
 
2014-07-04 02:26:58 PM  
Groovy like a Lava Lamp, man.
 
2014-07-04 03:45:03 PM  

Lonestar: cmunic8r99: At $3360, it better farking make rain.

Or piss skittles.


Ouch!

On a related note, while looking for a funny image expressing my sentiment, I made the mistake of running a GPS for "ouch" with SafeSearch off. Holy NSFLunch, Batman!
 
2014-07-04 03:48:24 PM  
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
 
2014-07-04 04:27:07 PM  

angrymacface: ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD


fc08.deviantart.net
 
2014-07-04 04:45:40 PM  
yay cloud

i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-04 06:10:28 PM  
asset-f.soup.io
 
2014-07-04 06:11:04 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It's cloud's illusions I recall
I really don't know clouds at all

-Joni Mitchell and your CIO


I liked Jason Falkner's version better.
 
2014-07-04 06:55:48 PM  
Nice to see some love for the Glow Cloud.

As for understanding the Cloud - I taught it last semester, and some of my students obviously didn't.

/ attend your lectures, you will do better:(
 
2014-07-04 07:42:02 PM  
I call it the Clod both for the incompetence of the Cloud itself and the people trying to use it.
 
2014-07-04 11:54:30 PM  
Obscure?

www.mediamasters.com
 
2014-07-05 03:27:33 AM  
can anyone with some tech know-how explain what they'd need to be using to make this thing cost the price they're charging? coz I find that amount to be in the range of "numbers one has pulled out of their arse" territory.
 
2014-07-05 06:38:38 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-05 07:42:35 AM  

timelady: Nice to see some love for the Glow Butt.

As for understanding my Butt - I taught it last semester, and some of my students obviously didn't.

/ attend your lectures, you will do better:(


WizardofToast: I call it the Clod both for the incompetence of my Butt itself and the people trying to use it.


I have the cloud-to-butt plug in enabled, so I can never be sure how to interpret these threads...
 
2014-07-05 08:01:13 AM  
Huh.

/ Back to MST3K :)
 
2014-07-05 08:25:51 AM  

kayanlau: Obscure?

[www.mediamasters.com image 285x299]


To think a lot of people are looking back fondly and wishing he were the mayor again.
 
2014-07-05 04:54:14 PM  

cmunic8r99: At $3360, it better farking make rain.


And lightning.
 
2014-07-05 04:59:39 PM  

Dragonflew: rumpelstiltskin: I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It's cloud's illusions I recall
I really don't know clouds at all

-Joni Mitchell and your CIO

I liked Jason Falkner's version better.


Never heard of Faulkner, but YouTube has.  I like this version, too.
 
2014-07-05 05:21:02 PM  

ButtercupKitteh: can anyone with some tech know-how explain what they'd need to be using to make this thing cost the price they're charging? coz I find that amount to be in the range of "numbers one has pulled out of their arse" territory.


It was created by a blind virgin armless japanese sensei using "cludboke" a technique passed over by generations.

It also pisses Skittles, so if you dont get zapped by it you could make money off it.
 
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