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(Daily Mail)   Oh come on, who here hasn't blown 24 men in a Magaluf bar for a free drink?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 185
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2014-07-03 09:08:50 PM
A girl? I was thinking a gay did it.
 
2014-07-03 09:14:10 PM
Damn, you used to have to just show your tits in those bars to get some free drinks all night long.
 
2014-07-03 09:25:10 PM
She'd have been better off getting a quarter from each one.
 
2014-07-03 09:34:01 PM
The More for Majorca opposition party demanded that the activity be penalised

It sounds like she was penalised amirite? Amirite?
 
2014-07-03 10:38:57 PM
In a row?
 
2014-07-03 10:55:58 PM

enry: In a row?


dammit.

raises hand.
 
2014-07-03 11:40:37 PM
Is this really something that needs police involvement?  It's like the police busting swingers clubs.  Sometimes people want a little debauchery.  This wasn't going on in front of kids or anything, no reason to be a buzzkill.
 
2014-07-03 11:53:37 PM
Wish I'd thought of asking for a free drink.

/bad negotiator
/recurring TMJ pain
 
2014-07-04 12:07:22 AM
24?

No. Not 24.

23 is my limit.
 
2014-07-04 12:58:41 AM
sure it SOUNDS great, but then you have to consider all of those cracked and errant British teeth hurriedly running over your most precious personal real estate....
 
2014-07-04 01:32:31 AM
Am I really the first to say it?  Oh well, duty calls:

I'm afraid I'm going to have to see the video in question before I pass judgement.
 
2014-07-04 01:34:22 AM
At least it wasn't 288 men.
That'd be far, far too gross.
 
2014-07-04 02:05:50 AM
For some reason this time when I was at a nightclub where this dude approached some girl and told her he'd give her five bucks if she would show him her tits right then and there. The girl laughs and pulled down her top in front of us all. The dude crumpled the five dollar bill and flicked it at her face. Everyone started laughing except her and her friends. When they demanded to know what the hell his problem was, he replied "act like a whore and you'll be treated like one."

I thought it was pointless. As in this case, no one got hurt. Just some people need to have a little bit more respect for themselves.
 
2014-07-04 02:47:33 AM

dahmers love zombie: At least it wasn't 288 men.
That'd be far, far too gross.


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2014-07-04 03:19:08 AM
imageshack.com
 
2014-07-04 03:34:32 AM
There's 1000s of porn videos like this why is this being hailed as a new thing?
 
2014-07-04 03:40:05 AM
Was she over eighteen? If she is why does it matter?
 
2014-07-04 03:43:24 AM

Kevin72: A girl? I was thinking a gay did it.


At a certain point,   like say,  24 dudes standing around with boners getting blown by the same chick,   isn't it a little gay?
 
2014-07-04 03:45:47 AM
batdoc.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-04 03:46:24 AM
Well, after blowing 24 dudes, it'd be pretty cruel to make her pay for a drink to wash down all that dong juice.
 
2014-07-04 03:48:44 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-04 03:51:46 AM
Its on liveleak, and meh, she sucks each one for like 2 seconds. Big deal. It looked like more of a dare than anything else. it wasnt like she sucked them OFF.
 
2014-07-04 03:52:47 AM
I know I can't
/dude
 
2014-07-04 03:53:42 AM
I don't know... the video just shows her give 2 or 3 sucks on a bunch of flaccid penises. The only ones who should have a problem with this is the woman who whored out her dignity for a bottle of booze and now has to live with that video being on the internet forever. And also all the idiots who volunteered for the stupid stunt because they want to get herpes? Cause that's how you get herpes.

If people are so pissed off about that then go after the nightclubs who promote this garbage (they may get bolder otherwise) and get Spain to pass public drunkenness laws. Good luck with that though since the Spanish government is in the same tier as Greece and Italy when it comes to efficiency and they might complain it would drive away tourist. Slut shaming this woman will accomplish nothing except ruining her life.
 
2014-07-04 03:54:11 AM
Also my thing is if I nailed 24 chicks in one night other dudes would high five me until my hands fell off. Hell if I nailed 2 chicks in one night that'd be a story at brunch. How is sucking dicks any different?
 
2014-07-04 03:56:11 AM
Lots of small and flaccid penii were blown. Why the Fark hate?
 
2014-07-04 03:57:59 AM

Bane of Broone: Lots of small and flaccid penii were blown. Why the Fark hate?


Because there wasn't any farkers involved?
 
2014-07-04 03:59:36 AM
And she did it in just 2 1/2 minutes?  She must be pretty good.
 
2014-07-04 04:00:21 AM
Judging by the uncensored video, I don't think Farkers would admit to it.
 
2014-07-04 04:00:29 AM

dahmers love zombie: Am I really the first to say it?  Oh well, duty calls:

I'm afraid I'm going to have to see the video in question before I pass judgement.


Here you go NSFW
 
2014-07-04 04:01:33 AM
If you've had more than 6 oral sex partners it increases your chances of developing oral cancer by 900%. Why are the wymyn's groups condemning it because being against slut shaming is the new thing I thought.
 
2014-07-04 04:08:48 AM
What's her Fark handle?
 
2014-07-04 04:11:09 AM

Ex-Texan: What's her Fark handle?


Czechzi- wait, it's a trap! This is a trap....
 
2014-07-04 04:14:11 AM
OK - let's apply Occam's Razor here. Which of these is more likely?

A young attractive British woman, on holiday, sucks a load of strange dicks in exchange for a cheap bottle of Cava

or

Someone hired a couple of hookers, created a "game", got them to do it,filmed it and go viral and concocted the story as marketing to all the horny dudes that go to Shagaluf?

I've seen the full, unedited video and 3 things stand out:-
1. This "young British woman" has very sun bleached blonde hair. She's not a woman that's just got off the plane from Luton. Either she's living out there, or she's not British.
2. There's a lot of dudes wearing the same t-shirt for a "bar crawl" company. What better publicity can you get for a company that's trying to get people to sign up to crawling bars than "we know where to get your dick blown"?
3. She's not acting like some innocent girl. There's something very matter of fact that suggests she's a hooker.
 
2014-07-04 04:15:42 AM

dj_bigbird: She'd have been better off getting a quarter from each one.


a couple are having financial difficulties so the man asks his wife to start hooking to pay some bills.
the wife agrees and goes out the next morning.

the next day the wife returns with $150.25.

"$150.25!" the man exclaims, seeming pleased with the amount on the first day.
"But who gave you a quarter?"

"All of them".
 
2014-07-04 04:16:11 AM

farkeruk: OK - let's apply Occam's Razor here. Which of these is more likely?

A young attractive British woman, on holiday, sucks a load of strange dicks in exchange for a cheap bottle of Cava

or

Someone hired a couple of hookers, created a "game", got them to do it,filmed it and go viral and concocted the story as marketing to all the horny dudes that go to Shagaluf?

I've seen the full, unedited video and 3 things stand out:-
1. This "young British woman" has very sun bleached blonde hair. She's not a woman that's just got off the plane from Luton. Either she's living out there, or she's not British.
2. There's a lot of dudes wearing the same t-shirt for a "bar crawl" company. What better publicity can you get for a company that's trying to get people to sign up to crawling bars than "we know where to get your dick blown"?
3. She's not acting like some innocent girl. There's something very matter of fact that suggests she's a hooker.


Thank You Simone.
 
2014-07-04 04:20:31 AM

Czechzican: Ex-Texan: What's her Fark handle?

Czechzi- wait, it's a trap! This is a trap....


Was this a Fark party?
 
2014-07-04 04:23:06 AM
ajgentile.typepad.com
 
2014-07-04 04:26:17 AM

Lord Farkwad: Czechzican: Ex-Texan: What's her Fark handle?

Czechzi- wait, it's a trap! This is a trap....

Was this a Fark party?


I never get invited to parties. :(

I probably won't even be invited or welcomed at my own funeral

*sobs in the corner*

I just ain't slutty enough for anyone!
 
2014-07-04 04:29:21 AM
24? No.
 
2014-07-04 04:31:37 AM
Why are women groups outraged? She did it on her own free will.

And how are the men taking advantage of her? It is not like they are forcing her, no?

/you might be a slag if you suck on 23 penis to get a €3 bottle of sparkly
 
2014-07-04 04:35:40 AM
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-07-04 04:42:36 AM

farkeruk: OK - let's apply Occam's Razor here. Which of these is more likely?

A young attractive British woman, on holiday, sucks a load of strange dicks in exchange for a cheap bottle of Cava

or

Someone hired a couple of hookers, created a "game", got them to do it,filmed it and go viral and concocted the story as marketing to all the horny dudes that go to Shagaluf?

I've seen the full, unedited video and 3 things stand out:-
1. This "young British woman" has very sun bleached blonde hair. She's not a woman that's just got off the plane from Luton. Either she's living out there, or she's not British.
2. There's a lot of dudes wearing the same t-shirt for a "bar crawl" company. What better publicity can you get for a company that's trying to get people to sign up to crawling bars than "we know where to get your dick blown"?
3. She's not acting like some innocent girl. There's something very matter of fact that suggests she's a hooker.



Er, a hooker has more respect for themselves than a young 'British attractive' woman on holiday.
 
2014-07-04 04:43:33 AM
Not that I watch a lot of pron, but she looks a like an actress used to doing these type of stunts.
 
2014-07-04 04:44:19 AM

lasercannon: dahmers love zombie: Am I really the first to say it?  Oh well, duty calls:

I'm afraid I'm going to have to see the video in question before I pass judgement.

Here you go NSFW


That is an awfully sad beej looking at that... Two quick little head bobs and she's on to the next guy? Except for the last couple at least.

/kids these days, no freaking effort into the job...
 
2014-07-04 04:44:36 AM
Did they have a digital countdown clock with sounds like on that Kiefer Sutherland show?
 
2014-07-04 04:46:35 AM

Czechzican: When they demanded to know what the hell his problem was, he replied "act like a whore and you'll be treated like one."


Someone should have broken a bottle on his head, cut out one of his testicles and put it in his mouth, while explaining that "if you act like an asshole, you'll be treated like one".
 
2014-07-04 04:48:42 AM
Is that a action shot of what she was doing in TFA? It looks like some balls at the bottom, no?
 
2014-07-04 04:48:58 AM

lucksi: Why are women groups outraged? She did it on her own free will.

And how are the men taking advantage of her? It is not like they are forcing her, no?

/you might be a slag if you suck on 23 penis to get a €3 bottle of sparkly


The promoters actually call it champagne, or 'bubbly', which makes it sound like a bit better a deal to someone who hasn't heard of cava before and thinks all sparkling white wine costs $50+ a bottle.

CSB: my brother and his mates found a 'soccer penalty shootout game' where you payed 7.50 Euro to take a shot at goal, with the win being a bottle of 'Champagne'. They though it was such a cheap way to get drunk, and played it every day for the first week of their vacation, and only by chance found out that the exact same bottle was 2 euros in the supermatket that was 100m away from their hotel.

I nearly choked on my own tongue laughing at that story when they got home. Muppets.
 
2014-07-04 04:56:18 AM

GungFu: Er, a hooker has more respect for themselves than a young 'British attractive' woman on holiday.


True, but hookers will also do almost anything you ask if enough money is on the table.

You could probably pay a whore $100 and get her to do what that girl did in that video. And it's all over the UK - the Daily Mail has mentioned the party organisers twice in an article which is worth thousands in publicity.
 
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