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(Huffington Post)   Town can't afford to hire another police officer, so it dresses up a male Real Doll in a cop uniform and set it in a police cruiser by the side of the road, so people think a cop is tracking their speed   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 75
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2014-07-03 06:55:28 PM
but if he arrests me, i have to do all the work.
 
2014-07-03 07:15:53 PM
The Town next to me has a crapped-out cruiser that they tow to different locations. This seems to conform with the spirit of the law; to slow people down and save lives.
 
2014-07-03 07:30:57 PM
Mother of God,
 
rka
2014-07-03 08:15:45 PM
Podunk town in SW North Dakota has been doing this for decades.

Amidon. The doll probably doubles the population of the place.
 
2014-07-03 08:15:52 PM
They do this in Vail. Freaked me out the first time I saw it. Straight out of Super Troopers.
 
2014-07-03 08:16:12 PM
So how many women have tried to get out of tickets by offering Officer RealDoll sexual favors?
 
2014-07-03 08:17:21 PM

TheHighlandHowler: The Town next to me has a crapped-out cruiser that they tow to different locations. This seems to conform with the spirit of the law; to slow people down and save lives.


Lots of small towns do this.
 
2014-07-03 08:18:55 PM
Kwame lives in Oklahoma?
 
2014-07-03 08:19:06 PM
www.creativehedgehog.com
 
2014-07-03 08:20:24 PM
Is the doll anatomically correct?
 
2014-07-03 08:20:39 PM
Ya know, it's been done forever. My problem is what if you actually 'need' a cop? If your from out of town or whatever, you run up to the car cause you just got gang raped by pigmy and... No cop.

/just saying
 
2014-07-03 08:22:39 PM
Pygmies

Dammit!
 
2014-07-03 08:23:30 PM
Yeah our town had a fake cop.  We would always laugh and drive by it going 20 over the limit.
 
2014-07-03 08:26:04 PM

SilentStrider: Mother of God,


meow!
 
2014-07-03 08:26:27 PM

lake_huron: Kwame lives in Oklahoma?


I can't believe it took this many posts.
 
2014-07-03 08:27:00 PM

dolphinsgonwild: Ya know, it's been done forever. My problem is what if you actually 'need' a cop? If your from out of town or whatever, you run up to the car cause you just got gang raped by pigmy and... No cop.

/just saying


Nobody "needs" a cop unless you want your kid or dog murdered.
 
2014-07-03 08:27:19 PM
This was normal on US 25 in central Kentucky a bunch of years ago until someone took the mannequins head off with a deer rifle.
 
2014-07-03 08:28:17 PM
You shure do have a purdy mouth, officer.....
 
2014-07-03 08:30:07 PM
www.fortheretarded.com
 
2014-07-03 08:31:52 PM
I slow down when I see a cop car.

I don't wait till I see the whites of their eyes.  I do it as soon as I see the cop car.

Or if I have my radar detector up and going then I slow down when I get that ping.

So really that town could save some money by just setting up a parked cop car with the radar gun running.


Oh and since this is about speeding, and it is being discussed on the internet let me biatch about a pet peeve.

Hitting your brakes may alert a cop to the fact that you were speeding, but by that point you are no longer speeding.  He cannot give you a ticket for speeding if he never records that you were speeding in the first place.
 
2014-07-03 08:31:55 PM
They've been doing this for decades.
 
2014-07-03 08:34:46 PM
PULL OVER KWAME!!! ITS TIME FOR A STRIP SEARCH!!!
 
2014-07-03 08:36:37 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-03 08:38:57 PM
They also do this in the metropolis of Twin Lakes, outside Leadville, Colo.
 
2014-07-03 08:39:01 PM
Remind me again what your budget for national defence is again?
 
2014-07-03 08:39:49 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-03 08:44:02 PM
This proves a cop's job doesn't require a high IQ, since this dummy managed a DWI arrest.  Although police competitiveness being what it is, another cop took the credit on paper.

SpdrJay: You shure do have a purdy mouth, officer.....


Well, is meant for blowing.
 
2014-07-03 08:46:41 PM
To protect and serve ... on its knees.
 
2014-07-03 08:47:36 PM
Aren't actual Real Dolls kinda expensive? Uh, I'm just asking for a friend.
 
2014-07-03 08:49:09 PM

KarmicDisaster: Aren't actual Real Dolls kinda expensive? Uh, I'm just asking for a friend.


Especially when they're unionized.
 
2014-07-03 08:51:30 PM
It'd work in Richmond, VA.  I drive up I-95 North every morning to work and right before the James river is a little pull-over area where a cop can park.  I know when a cop car is there because all 3 lanes come to a screeching halt as people go 10 mph (normally 55 in that area) and sometimes you get the bonus of actually coming to a dead stop!  It's so much fun!  NOT!!   :angryface:  :-[
 
2014-07-03 08:51:51 PM

KarmicDisaster: Aren't actual Real Dolls kinda expensive? Uh, I'm just asking for a friend.


They used a CPR dummy, not a Real Doll.
 
2014-07-03 08:52:37 PM
We'll I'm pretty sure at least 95% of our cops are dummies. The other five percent? Probably shaking down hookers, and 7-11s for day old donuts
 
2014-07-03 08:52:46 PM
Well, to be fair , Popo Plastic may be a doll cop, but how many dogs or handcuffed civilians has he shot?
 
2014-07-03 08:55:58 PM
The city of Tarpon Spring, Fla. does this, too.

It's down the street from where I work this past week.  Saw "him" coming in Monday.
 
2014-07-03 08:57:57 PM
Searchlight, NV

I bet there's thousands of towns that do this.
 
2014-07-03 08:58:33 PM
One town in NC I worked in had a habit of parking a mannequin in a cruiser on a popular street.  Then, once every couple of weeks, a real cop would be in the cruiser, picking off the folks that had become used to the decoy.
 
2014-07-03 08:59:48 PM

Farxist Marxist: Searchlight, NV

I bet there's thousands of towns that do this.

Oops - "there are", just in case anyone is checking grammar today.
 
2014-07-03 09:01:55 PM

SBinRR: One town in NC I worked in had a habit of parking a mannequin in a cruiser on a popular street.  Then, once every couple of weeks, a real cop would be in the cruiser, picking off the folks that had become used to the decoy.


Hehe, now that's how it's done.
 
2014-07-03 09:02:01 PM
So does it have a giant boner? Or do they remove that?
 
2014-07-03 09:02:17 PM

dolphinsgonwild: Ya know, it's been done forever. My problem is what if you actually 'need' a cop? If your from out of town or whatever, you run up to the car cause you just got gang raped by pigmy and... No cop.

/just saying


You're mine, biatch...

www.factzoo.com

...now go eat a sammich dammit!
 
2014-07-03 09:07:38 PM

Jeng: KarmicDisaster: Aren't actual Real Dolls kinda expensive? Uh, I'm just asking for a friend.

They used a CPR dummy, not a Real Doll.


Hehe!
 
2014-07-03 09:09:32 PM
Watch out - he's got a rubber gun!
 
2014-07-03 09:12:07 PM
Old tactics are old.  In Puerto Rico they strap a light bar to a saw horse and place it just over the crest of a hill.
 
2014-07-03 09:14:48 PM
corruptedcartridge.com
 
2014-07-03 09:22:54 PM
"Male Real Doll" is a thing?

/NTTAWWT
 
2014-07-03 09:23:38 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Nobody "needs" a cop unless you want your kid or dog murdered.


Hey! They help with fathers and veterans, too!
 
2014-07-03 09:25:45 PM
I remember in Texas, they'd park cruisers on the shoulder of the road, not only to get people to slow down, but advertising job openings.
 
2014-07-03 09:26:50 PM
They did something similar in my home town, but didn't use a dummy.  They just parked a police car where people could see it and left it there.
 
2014-07-03 09:30:54 PM
img.fark.net
 
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