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(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)   "Uhh, excuse me...sir? Um, Mr. Naked Guy? You mind not throwing your balls against the side of our business?"   (okcfox.com ) divider line
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2014-07-03 08:39:02 PM  
You have an outstanding felony warrant for failure to appear, and your genius plan for the day is to throw a ball against a wall while standing naked in full view of a busy street.

Thing I don't get is how people that stupid managed to make it this far without say, choking to death on a ding dong wrapper they forgot to remove, or trimming their hair with a TIG welder.
 
2014-07-03 09:31:58 PM  
I'm pretty sure "failure to appear" didn't happen that day.
 
2014-07-03 09:34:39 PM  
Wait, what?

[reads article]

Wait, what?
 
2014-07-03 09:35:52 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: I'm pretty sure "failure to appear" didn't happen that day.


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He's not as invisible as he thinks he is.
 
2014-07-03 09:39:23 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Wait, what?

[reads article]

Wait, what?


Yeahhhhh, I think his fruit loops got a bit scrambled there.
 
2014-07-03 09:49:01 PM  
At least he didn't nail them to the Kremlin.
 
2014-07-03 09:50:48 PM  
I run into people at this level every day. Every day.
 
2014-07-03 10:07:41 PM  
Is this not a free country?
 
2014-07-03 10:32:43 PM  

Hector Remarkable: I run into people at this level every day. Every day.


I work in SOMA too.
 
2014-07-03 10:48:17 PM  
Was he listening to Accept on his Walkman while putting his balls to the wall?
 
2014-07-03 11:00:58 PM  
Pelutho (n): a South American ball game. The balls are whacked against a brick wall with a stout bat until the prisoner confesses.
 
2014-07-03 11:15:30 PM  
I'll swing me balls and break the walls,
I'm Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
 
2014-07-04 12:34:56 AM  

doofusgumby: Hector Remarkable: I run into people at this level every day. Every day.

I work in SOMA too.


You work in Service Oriented Modeling and Architecture?
Standard Operations and Maintenance Army?
School Of Massage Arts?
Swarms of Mapping Automatons?
Second Order Multiple Access?
the Sharing of Ministries Abroad?
Support Optomechanical Assemblies?
the Sarasota Museum of Art?
School of Metaphysics Associates?
School of Osteopathic Medicine in Arizona?
in Self Ordered Magnetic Arrays?
the Shared Online Media Archive?
Sittin' around On My Ass?

I just have a knack. I'm like a flame to crazy moths.
 
2014-07-04 12:53:17 AM  

Hector Remarkable: doofusgumby: Hector Remarkable: I run into people at this level every day. Every day.

I work in SOMA too.

You work in Service Oriented Modeling and Architecture?
Standard Operations and Maintenance Army?
School Of Massage Arts?
Swarms of Mapping Automatons?
Second Order Multiple Access?
the Sharing of Ministries Abroad?
Support Optomechanical Assemblies?
the Sarasota Museum of Art?
School of Metaphysics Associates?
School of Osteopathic Medicine in Arizona?
in Self Ordered Magnetic Arrays?
the Shared Online Media Archive?
Sittin' around On My Ass?

I just have a knack. I'm like a flame to crazy moths.


South of Market. San Francisco. Crazy Town. Especially near civic center.
 
2014-07-04 02:35:48 AM  
Please don't mean testicles...

Please don't mean testicles...

Please don't mean testicles...

(reads article)

Thank farking god.
 
2014-07-04 08:39:25 AM  
Then just what is ok for a naked man to toss against a wall?
 
2014-07-04 11:58:36 AM  
Before passing judgement, I have to ask,
Did he buy the wall dinner first?
 
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