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(Orlando Sentinel)   Casey Anthony is "basically imprisoned," assuming you think of having an apartment, working a 9 to 5 job, being able to eat what you want, and not having to live behind steel bars with gun wielding guards as "prison"   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 124
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2014-07-03 07:07:29 PM  
I will never forgive her for shooting that black kid in the hoody after she found him dating that waiter in Brentwood who she met at all those child beauty pageants she went to while on study abroad in Italy where she molested macaulay caulkin.

(Did I miss any major cases here?)
 
2014-07-03 07:45:23 PM  
Heeey, she's single huh? And I like a woman without a lot of attachments.
 
2014-07-03 07:54:00 PM  

nickdaisy: I will never forgive her for shooting that black kid in the hoody after she found him dating that waiter in Brentwood who she met at all those child beauty pageants she went to while on study abroad in Italy where she molested macaulay caulkin.

(Did I miss any major cases here?)


You forgot about her parachuting out of the plane in the Pacific Northwest
 
2014-07-03 07:55:07 PM  
You are clearly unfamiliar with the song "My Own Prison."
 
2014-07-03 07:55:55 PM  
And she probably would be in prison if that shrieking harpy Nancy Grace hadn't sunk her claws into this story and put pressure on the DA to go with a weak case for murder instead of a very strong case for involuntary manslaughter.
 
2014-07-03 08:02:42 PM  
Did Cheney Mason fark his young client in her ass or her vagina? Did he pay her? Is there a video? Speak up Mr. Mason.
 
2014-07-03 08:04:52 PM  
9 to 5? What decade is subby imprisoned in?
 
2014-07-03 08:13:06 PM  

Triumph: 9 to 5? What decade is subby imprisoned in?


Some people still working it.  She's barely getting by.  It's all taking and no giving.

But for what it's worth, she should feel like it's prison.  A real prison.
 
2014-07-03 08:14:09 PM  

nickdaisy: I will never forgive her for shooting that black kid in the hoody after she found him dating that waiter in Brentwood who she met at all those child beauty pageants she went to while on study abroad in Italy where she molested macaulay caulkin.

(Did I miss any major cases here?)


...and after all that she kidnapped  that aviator's baby
 
2014-07-03 08:32:45 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: nickdaisy: I will never forgive her for shooting that black kid in the hoody after she found him dating that waiter in Brentwood who she met at all those child beauty pageants she went to while on study abroad in Italy where she molested macaulay caulkin.

(Did I miss any major cases here?)

...and after all that she kidnapped  that aviator's baby


She also didn't tip that waitress at Applebee's and wrote that nasty note on the receipt, which the waitress promptly posted on the internet. The receipt was breathlessly reported on by Jezebel.com.
 
2014-07-03 09:24:19 PM  

Shostie: Lionel Mandrake: nickdaisy: I will never forgive her for shooting that black kid in the hoody after she found him dating that waiter in Brentwood who she met at all those child beauty pageants she went to while on study abroad in Italy where she molested macaulay caulkin.

(Did I miss any major cases here?)

...and after all that she kidnapped  that aviator's baby

She also didn't tip that waitress at Applebee's and wrote that nasty note on the receipt, which the waitress promptly posted on the internet. The receipt was breathlessly reported on by Jezebel.com.


She also received a text from that guy who left his toddler to bake in a car.
 
2014-07-03 09:37:52 PM  
All forgivable until she put ketchup on a hot dog.
 
2014-07-03 09:38:09 PM  

nickdaisy: I will never forgive her for shooting that black kid in the hoody after she found him dating that waiter in Brentwood who she met at all those child beauty pageants she went to while on study abroad in Italy where she molested macaulay caulkin.

(Did I miss any major cases here?)


And she murdered both her parents because she claimed her father was molesting her and her brother who had that awful toupee.
 
2014-07-03 09:38:13 PM  

kronicfeld: You are clearly unfamiliar with the song "My Own Prison."


Lucky them.

/Creed sucks
 
2014-07-03 09:40:31 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: nickdaisy: I will never forgive her for shooting that black kid in the hoody after she found him dating that waiter in Brentwood who she met at all those child beauty pageants she went to while on study abroad in Italy where she molested macaulay caulkin.

(Did I miss any major cases here?)

You forgot about her parachuting out of the plane in the Pacific Northwest


There's a difference: They never caught DB Cooper.
 
2014-07-03 09:42:22 PM  
I swear that whole article was written to sell his book.
 
2014-07-03 09:42:29 PM  

Porous Horace: All forgivable until she put ketchup on a hot dog.


BURN THE HERETIC
 
2014-07-03 09:44:19 PM  
So she killed her own kid
that was maybe a bad DECISION
People put her on trial

she created her own prisOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
 
2014-07-03 09:44:55 PM  
I still want to bang her
 
2014-07-03 09:44:58 PM  
That's a shame.
 
2014-07-03 09:46:58 PM  

nickdaisy: I will never forgive her for shooting that black kid in the hoody after she found him dating that waiter in Brentwood who she met at all those child beauty pageants she went to while on study abroad in Italy where she molested macaulay caulkin.

(Did I miss any major cases here?)


Don't forget that she helped drive that white bronco that black guy was in after he and his brother shot their rich mom and dad in the house that Sharon Tate was in.
 
2014-07-03 09:47:18 PM  
I'll help break her out.
 
2014-07-03 09:47:43 PM  
Note to self:  "I brought you into this world, I can take you out" is just a "saying".
 
2014-07-03 09:47:44 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: nickdaisy: I will never forgive her for shooting that black kid in the hoody after she found him dating that waiter in Brentwood who she met at all those child beauty pageants she went to while on study abroad in Italy where she molested macaulay caulkin.

(Did I miss any major cases here?)

Don't forget that she helped drive that white bronco that black guy was in after he and his brother shot their rich mom and dad in the house that Sharon Tate was in.


And she also invented the character of Jar Jar Binks.
 
2014-07-03 09:49:17 PM  

with great power comes great insanity: dolphinsgonwild: nickdaisy: I will never forgive her for shooting that black kid in the hoody after she found him dating that waiter in Brentwood who she met at all those child beauty pageants she went to while on study abroad in Italy where she molested macaulay caulkin.

(Did I miss any major cases here?)

Don't forget that she helped drive that white bronco that black guy was in after he and his brother shot their rich mom and dad in the house that Sharon Tate was in.

And she also invented the character of Jar Jar Binks.


That biatch.
 
2014-07-03 09:51:42 PM  
At least she wasn't murdered by her mother for taking away from her party time, like somebody she might have known at one point...
 
2014-07-03 09:53:12 PM  

doyner: Shostie: Lionel Mandrake: nickdaisy: I will never forgive her for shooting that black kid in the hoody after she found him dating that waiter in Brentwood who she met at all those child beauty pageants she went to while on study abroad in Italy where she molested macaulay caulkin.

(Did I miss any major cases here?)

...and after all that she kidnapped  that aviator's baby

She also didn't tip that waitress at Applebee's and wrote that nasty note on the receipt, which the waitress promptly posted on the internet. The receipt was breathlessly reported on by Jezebel.com.

She also received a text from that guy who left his toddler to bake in a car.


She turned me into a newt.
 
2014-07-03 09:53:34 PM  
Also:  F you Subby for getting that song stuck in my head.

F you right in the ear.

/me looks for a death metal/grindcore/oi version of 9 to 5, finds nothing
 
2014-07-03 09:53:43 PM  
She never should have put her kid in that balloon.
 
2014-07-03 09:54:01 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: I still want to bang her


ArcadianRefugee: I'll help break her out.


Don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2014-07-03 09:54:34 PM  

Shostie: Lionel Mandrake: nickdaisy: I will never forgive her for shooting that black kid in the hoody after she found him dating that waiter in Brentwood who she met at all those child beauty pageants she went to while on study abroad in Italy where she molested macaulay caulkin.

(Did I miss any major cases here?)

...and after all that she kidnapped  that aviator's baby

She also didn't tip that waitress at Applebee's and wrote that nasty note on the receipt, which the waitress promptly posted on the internet. The receipt was breathlessly reported on by Jezebel.com.


Didn't she play lacrosse for that University that sucks?
 
2014-07-03 09:56:01 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: At least she wasn't murdered by her mother for taking away from her party time, like somebody she might have known at one point...


Honestly, I'm a bit cynical on that.  They were going for the death penalty before they even had a body, much less a cause of death.

Is it really that impossible that the child died accidently or naturally and Anthony, being an idiot, just panicked and couldn't handle it?
 
2014-07-03 09:57:37 PM  

Confabulat: Heeey, she's single huh? And I like a woman without a lot of attachments.


She's not gonna tie you down with kids, anyway!
 
2014-07-03 09:58:25 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: At least she wasn't murdered by her mother for taking away from her party time, like somebody she might have known at one point...


She didn't seem like a very responsible mother. She also didn't seem like a ruthless psychopath.

If it gives you any comfort, the most plausible scenario is a culpably negligent homicide coupled with a clumsy attempt to cover it up by making it look like a kidnapping and murder.
 
2014-07-03 09:58:44 PM  
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2014-07-03 09:59:41 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-03 10:00:29 PM  

ThisIsntMe: Shostie: Lionel Mandrake: nickdaisy: I will never forgive her for shooting that black kid in the hoody after she found him dating that waiter in Brentwood who she met at all those child beauty pageants she went to while on study abroad in Italy where she molested macaulay caulkin.

(Did I miss any major cases here?)

...and after all that she kidnapped  that aviator's baby

She also didn't tip that waitress at Applebee's and wrote that nasty note on the receipt, which the waitress promptly posted on the internet. The receipt was breathlessly reported on by Jezebel.com.

Didn't she play lacrosse for that University that sucks?


...and after she drowned her kids in the car then blamed it on a scary black man.
 
2014-07-03 10:00:34 PM  
she also raped glen beck in 1990 with a police baton because he raped that aruban jogger in central perk on the couch next to ross and rachel
 
2014-07-03 10:00:52 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: HaywoodJablonski: I still want to bang her

ArcadianRefugee: I'll help break her out.

Don't stick your dick in crazy.


I think it's ok in this case, because you won't have to worry about a kid if you get her pregnant.
 
2014-07-03 10:01:39 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: The My Little Pony Killer: At least she wasn't murdered by her mother for taking away from her party time, like somebody she might have known at one point...

Honestly, I'm a bit cynical on that.  They were going for the death penalty before they even had a body, much less a cause of death.

Is it really that impossible that the child died accidently or naturally and Anthony, being an idiot, just panicked and couldn't handle it?


Totmom!! TOTMOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!
i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-03 10:02:59 PM  

MFAWG: Peter von Nostrand: nickdaisy: I will never forgive her for shooting that black kid in the hoody after she found him dating that waiter in Brentwood who she met at all those child beauty pageants she went to while on study abroad in Italy where she molested macaulay caulkin.

(Did I miss any major cases here?)

You forgot about her parachuting out of the plane in the Pacific Northwest

There's a difference: They never caught DB Cooper.


Letter before D is 'C'. Letter before B is 'A'. Coincidence? I don't THINK so!
 
2014-07-03 10:04:14 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: The My Little Pony Killer: At least she wasn't murdered by her mother for taking away from her party time, like somebody she might have known at one point...

Honestly, I'm a bit cynical on that.  They were going for the death penalty before they even had a body, much less a cause of death.

Is it really that impossible that the child died accidently or naturally and Anthony, being an idiot, just panicked and couldn't handle it?


"Kill your own daughter so you can have more party time" only makes sense for a total psychopath. There's just no indication of that in her known personality.

Kid died, maybe drowned in the pool while Casey was sleeping off a drunk or something. She freaked out, tried to make it look like a kidnapping and murder.
 
2014-07-03 10:06:17 PM  

doobiebrother: she also raped glen beck in 1990 with a police baton because he raped that aruban jogger in central perk on the couch next to ross and rachel


Lmao
 
2014-07-03 10:07:13 PM  

kronicfeld: You are clearly unfamiliar with the song "My Own Prison."


I love Nickelback!
 
2014-07-03 10:07:19 PM  
Casey is "basically imprisoned?"  When did she get married?  I feel bad, I didn't even get the young couple anything...
 
2014-07-03 10:10:55 PM  

Porous Horace: All forgivable until she put ketchup on a hot dog.


Only three things belong on a hot dog:

Mustard
Relish
Onions

THAT'S IT
 
2014-07-03 10:18:04 PM  

Baz744: "Kill your own daughter so you can have more party time" only makes sense for a total psychopath. There's just no indication of that in her known personality.

Kid died, maybe drowned in the pool while Casey was sleeping off a drunk or something. She freaked out, tried to make it look like a kidnapping and murder


In my mind:
There Casey Anthony was completely out of it, with a combined 24" of cock inside her, while her poor child died accidently or through natural means.
 
2014-07-03 10:19:42 PM  
She was found Not Guilty. Move the fark on.
 
2014-07-03 10:22:47 PM  

ChadM89: Porous Horace: All forgivable until she put ketchup on a hot dog.

Only three things belong on a hot dog:

Mustard
Relish
Onions

THAT'S IT


Bacon, you heathen
 
2014-07-03 10:24:13 PM  

Mister Peejay: Also:  F you Subby for getting that song stuck in my head.

F you right in the ear.

/me looks for a death metal/grindcore/oi version of 9 to 5, finds nothing


Here you go.
 
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