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(Wimp)   Oh, great Now I want a porcupine   (wimp.com) divider line 37
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2014-07-03 04:46:24 PM  
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2014-07-03 04:49:55 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [media.sdreader.com image 620x409]


That's a Larry Fine, not a porcupine.
 
2014-07-03 04:57:15 PM  

timujin: MaudlinMutantMollusk: [media.sdreader.com image 620x409]

That's a Larry Fine, not a porcupine.


"Porcupine" was a name Moe often used to refer to the esteemed Mr. Fine
 
2014-07-03 05:01:41 PM  
 
2014-07-03 05:12:46 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: timujin: MaudlinMutantMollusk: [media.sdreader.com image 620x409]

That's a Larry Fine, not a porcupine.

"Porcupine" was a name Moe often used to refer to the esteemed Mr. Fine


Yeah, I know, I just liked the rhyme.
 
2014-07-03 06:13:35 PM  
Forge tit, porcupines don't grow on trees
 
2014-07-03 06:28:36 PM  

LewDux: Forge tit, porcupines don't grow on trees


Screw porcupines, now I want forge tits
 
2014-07-03 06:30:45 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-03 06:42:19 PM  
 
2014-07-03 06:51:49 PM  
You can't pork my pine. Go pork your own pine.
 
2014-07-03 07:20:37 PM  
yep.  humps her leg just like a puppy would.
 
2014-07-03 07:55:55 PM  
Wonder if they, like raccoons, get mean as they age.
 
2014-07-03 07:56:38 PM  
 
2014-07-03 08:05:07 PM  
Ugh. The vapid..

"He says play with me! Play with me!"

"Say "I love all this attention!""

from the women is making me wanna punch babies. Perhaps I am just a bit cranky today, but geh. I hate that crap..
 
2014-07-03 08:07:34 PM  
If you stroke his fur backwards, it will really piss you off.
 
2014-07-03 08:53:04 PM  
Is that thing de-quilled? Still makes me cringe.
 
2014-07-03 09:56:03 PM  

2wolves: Wonder if they, like raccoons humans,  get mean as they age.


there, fixed that for u
 
2014-07-03 10:22:04 PM  

nytmare: Is that thing de-quilled? Still makes me cringe.


Did you see the video?  It's covered quills.  I think it has extra quills.
 
2014-07-03 10:45:59 PM  

LewDux: Forge tit, porcupines don't grow on trees


There once was a woman who had a wooden boob made.  It would be better if there was a punchline wooden tit?
 
2014-07-03 11:20:49 PM  

Czechzican: Ugh. The vapid..

"He says play with me! Play with me!"

"Say "I love all this attention!""

from the women is making me wanna punch babies. Perhaps I am just a bit cranky today, but geh. I hate that crap..


You sound tense. Have a beer.
 
2014-07-03 11:23:02 PM  

Czechzican: Ugh. The vapid..

"He says play with me! Play with me!"

"Say "I love all this attention!""

from the women is making me wanna punch babies. Perhaps I am just a bit cranky today, but geh. I hate that crap..


I quit watching it because of that.
 
2014-07-03 11:27:08 PM  

AeAe: nytmare: Is that thing de-quilled? Still makes me cringe.

Did you see the video?  It's covered quills.  I think it has extra quills.


It looks like fluff in the video, and his hindquarters look shaved down. But it's too big to be an immature porcupine.
 
2014-07-03 11:31:59 PM  

nytmare: AeAe: nytmare: Is that thing de-quilled? Still makes me cringe.

Did you see the video?  It's covered quills.  I think it has extra quills.

It looks like fluff in the video, and his hindquarters look shaved down. But it's too big to be an immature porcupine.


Just the rump area has quills in this species... you take them into a safe, vacant, area and blow really hard into their mouth and they're quill-free for about a month.  The stiff "hairs" you see are not the sharp, barbed, defensive ones.. but they aren't exactly soft and cuddly, either.
 
2014-07-03 11:36:05 PM  

Arkanaut: Czechzican: Ugh. The vapid..

"He says play with me! Play with me!"

"Say "I love all this attention!""

from the women is making me wanna punch babies. Perhaps I am just a bit cranky today, but geh. I hate that crap..

You sound tense. Have a beer.


I'm cool. I just don't care much for weird women commentary. I can picture them being secretaries, wearing holiday sweaters with matching earrings chirping "Oh, it sure sounds like you got a case of the mondays!"

/needs a beer.
 
2014-07-03 11:39:43 PM  

I'm just asking questions: Czechzican: Ugh. The vapid..

"He says play with me! Play with me!"

"Say "I love all this attention!""

from the women is making me wanna punch babies. Perhaps I am just a bit cranky today, but geh. I hate that crap..

I quit watching it because of that.


It's up there with people calling me my dog's 'mommy' when I return to her after going into a shop. "Oh, look who is so happy to see her mommy return!"
 
2014-07-03 11:46:04 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [media.sdreader.com image 620x409]


Heh, I chuckled!
 
2014-07-04 12:19:55 AM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-07-04 12:21:50 AM  

TheMega: nytmare: AeAe: nytmare: Is that thing de-quilled? Still makes me cringe.

Did you see the video?  It's covered quills.  I think it has extra quills.

It looks like fluff in the video, and his hindquarters look shaved down. But it's too big to be an immature porcupine.

Just the rump area has quills in this species... you take them into a safe, vacant, area and blow really hard into their mouth and they're quill-free for about a month.  The stiff "hairs" you see are not the sharp, barbed, defensive ones.. but they aren't exactly soft and cuddly, either.


I learned something new today.  I thought they were covered in quills.
 
2014-07-04 12:28:51 AM  

TheMega: nytmare: AeAe: nytmare: Is that thing de-quilled? Still makes me cringe.

Did you see the video?  It's covered quills.  I think it has extra quills.

It looks like fluff in the video, and his hindquarters look shaved down. But it's too big to be an immature porcupine.

Just the rump area has quills in this species... you take them into a safe, vacant, area and blow really hard into their mouth and they're quill-free for about a month.  The stiff "hairs" you see are not the sharp, barbed, defensive ones.. but they aren't exactly soft and cuddly, either.


Not sure if serious, and looking it up on Google would be like giving up.  I'm going to just go with "he's farking with us" on the theory that if there ARE porcupines that can have their quills ejected via an inter-species french kiss, I don't want to know.  Because a) ew.  and b) I don't want to be lulled into a false sense of security when I encounter a porcupine because I'm thinking "maybe he just got to first base with a winded runner, so now he's not dangerous."
 
2014-07-04 01:27:13 AM  

2wolves: Wonder if they, like raccoons, get mean as they age.


That one is five years old so if they do they are exceptions.

I can't imagine raising a porcupine as a pet as this one was, I worry about what caused the owner to got rid of it as its behavior seems to indicate it was treated as a loved pet.
The behavior of this porcupine also show that they could be domesticated, I wonder if it would be possible to produce one with no quills the way some cats have no fur.
 
2014-07-04 02:50:37 AM  
They stink so frickin bad. I believe they pee on themselves or something as a way to make themselves attractive to the opposite sex.


And when they go into heat, it's worse than a cat screaming.
 
2014-07-04 02:53:54 AM  

tillerman35: TheMega: nytmare: AeAe: nytmare: Is that thing de-quilled? Still makes me cringe.

Did you see the video?  It's covered quills.  I think it has extra quills.

It looks like fluff in the video, and his hindquarters look shaved down. But it's too big to be an immature porcupine.

Just the rump area has quills in this species... you take them into a safe, vacant, area and blow really hard into their mouth and they're quill-free for about a month.  The stiff "hairs" you see are not the sharp, barbed, defensive ones.. but they aren't exactly soft and cuddly, either.

Not sure if serious, and looking it up on Google would be like giving up.  I'm going to just go with "he's farking with us" on the theory that if there ARE porcupines that can have their quills ejected via an inter-species french kiss, I don't want to know.  Because a) ew.  and b) I don't want to be lulled into a false sense of security when I encounter a porcupine because I'm thinking "maybe he just got to first base with a winded runner, so now he's not dangerous."


Oh, it's 100% true... just like when people have a baby girl and REALLY wanted a baby boy. One really hard blow and *POP*.. wrong-side that SOB out and there ya go!  Sure farks with the nurses, tho...
 
2014-07-04 09:10:10 AM  
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2014-07-04 01:44:33 PM  

Czechzican: I believe they pee on themselves or something as a way to make themselves attractive to the opposite sex.


Is this bad? Should I not do this?
 
2014-07-04 04:00:29 PM  

Wyalt Derp: Czechzican: I believe they pee on themselves or something as a way to make themselves attractive to the opposite sex.

Is this bad? Should I not do this?


No, you need to keep it up! Just knowing you are doing it is making my panties wet.
 
2014-07-05 02:14:08 AM  
Was anybody else getting really creeped out?  I kept seeing the porcupine as a tiny guy in a suit.  Well, no more Wilfred for me.  Ever.
 
2014-07-05 04:10:24 AM  

DrGunsforHands: Was anybody else getting really creeped out?  I kept seeing the porcupine as a tiny guy in a suit.  Well, no more Wilfred for me.  Ever.


Go to bed!
 
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