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(Today)   Dave Coulier marries photographer Melissa Bring, who reportedly speaks eloquently and will have his baby   (today.com) divider line 61
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2014-07-03 12:55:41 PM  
I'm sure she'll make a really excellent mother.
 
2014-07-03 01:04:39 PM  
Candace Cameron is looking good. Is she as derpy as her brother?
 
2014-07-03 01:15:35 PM  

HawgWild: Candace Cameron is looking good. Is she as derpy as her brother?


Judging from Twitter, and no I'm not sure why I'm following either of them, I think she's slightly less derpy.
 
2014-07-03 01:34:27 PM  
not surprised the Olsens weren't there.  they are probably either bitter about the whole thing and didn't show or weren't invited at all.
 
2014-07-03 01:35:51 PM  
She sealed the deal in a theater
 
2014-07-03 01:40:59 PM  
Cut, it, out!
 
2014-07-03 01:45:44 PM  
But does she go down in a theater?
 
2014-07-03 01:45:55 PM  

HawgWild: Candace Cameron is looking good. Is she as derpy as her brother?


She looked great on dancing with the stars
 
2014-07-03 01:48:08 PM  

The Missing Link: HawgWild: Candace Cameron is looking good. Is she as derpy as her brother?

She looked great on dancing with the stars


She's no Tracey Gold.
 
2014-07-03 01:51:06 PM  
Good for Dave, he finally found a woman who's fetish is woodchuck voiced dirty talk.
 
2014-07-03 01:52:07 PM  

p the boiler: She sealed the deal in a theater


I doubt he ever says to her, "Cut. It. Out."
 
2014-07-03 01:52:57 PM  

dallylamma: Good for Dave, he finally found a woman who's fetish is woodchuck voiced dirty talk.


A woodchuck?  Huh, I thought that was his Popeye voice.
 
2014-07-03 01:53:18 PM  

busy chillin': I doubt he ever says to her, "Cut. It. Out."


What if she need a C-section?
 
2014-07-03 01:54:24 PM  

No Line For Beer: dallylamma: Good for Dave, he finally found a woman who's fetish is woodchuck voiced dirty talk.

A woodchuck?  Huh, I thought that was his Popeye voice.


Well blow me down...there.
 
2014-07-03 01:54:32 PM  
he's still alive, and relevant, and working?
 
2014-07-03 01:54:57 PM  
Bravo, subby - Bravo!
 
2014-07-03 01:55:33 PM  
"Brought to you by 'Today'.....because You Oughta Know."
 
2014-07-03 01:55:44 PM  

child_god: Cut, it, out!


He's teed up perfectly for a C-section.
 
2014-07-03 01:58:11 PM  

loonatic112358: he's still alive, and relevant, and working?


Yes, no, and no.
 
2014-07-03 01:59:59 PM  

Bslim: But does she go down in a theater?


Apparently not nearly enough if she's already pregnant. Gentlemen have some tact, the vagina should be your third favorite hole. Only when you have exhausted the other two, should you hit it hard.
 
2014-07-03 02:06:11 PM  
Is John Stamos wearing white Velcro shoes?
 
2014-07-03 02:06:25 PM  

Cymbal: the vagina should be your third favorite hole.


What are the first two? Eye sockets?
 
2014-07-03 02:08:07 PM  

The Crepes of Wrath: Cymbal: the vagina should be your third favorite hole.

What are the first two? Eye sockets?


The fistula.
 
2014-07-03 02:14:41 PM  

stuhayes2010: loonatic112358: he's still alive, and relevant, and working?

Yes, no, and no.


the last answer is Yes, if you count yogurt commercials.
 
2014-07-03 02:25:11 PM  
Full House Reunion... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 
2014-07-03 02:31:55 PM  

The Crepes of Wrath: Cymbal: the vagina should be your third favorite hole.

What are the first two? Eye sockets?


"Ocular cavities."
 
2014-07-03 02:37:29 PM  
Nice Headline Subby.  I found it to be.....Ironic.

img.fark.net

//don't ya think?
 
2014-07-03 02:38:42 PM  

texdent: HawgWild: Candace Cameron is looking good. Is she as derpy as her brother?

Judging from Twitter, and no I'm not sure why I'm following either of them, I think she's slightly less derpy.


Agreed; but only slightly, certainly not wholly rational. Andrea Barber, on the other hand - YOWZA.
 
2014-07-03 02:41:13 PM  

dallylamma: Good for Dave, he finally found a woman who's fetish is woodchuck voiced dirty talk.


rack.3.mshcdn.com
 
2014-07-03 02:50:07 PM  
Kimmy Gibbler...yes please.
 
2014-07-03 02:50:51 PM  

Earguy: Kimmy Gibbler...yes please.


photos-g.ak.instagram.com

This time with picture goodness.
 
2014-07-03 02:51:07 PM  

ManateeGag: stuhayes2010: loonatic112358: he's still alive, and relevant, and working?

Yes, no, and no.

the last answer is Yes, if you count yogurt commercials.


Are you sure your not confusing him with John Stamos?
 
2014-07-03 02:52:40 PM  

HawgWild: Candace Cameron is looking good. Is she as derpy as her brother?


As I understand it, she was for a while, but perhaps she's mellowed.
 
2014-07-03 03:01:21 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-03 03:03:09 PM  

texdent: HawgWild: Candace Cameron is looking good. Is she as derpy as her brother?

Judging from Twitter, and no I'm not sure why I'm following either of them, I think she's slightly less derpy.


Because it is fun to follow crazy people on twitter.
 
2014-07-03 03:09:51 PM  

Earguy: Kimmy Gibbler...yes please.


i agree wholeheartedly

loonatic112358: he's still alive, and relevant, and working?


Earthworm Jim Jones: ManateeGag: stuhayes2010: loonatic112358: he's still alive, and relevant, and working?

Yes, no, and no.

the last answer is Yes, if you count yogurt commercials.

Are you sure your not confusing him with John Stamos?


yes, he has him confused with stamos

plus, stamos still tours with the beach boys, doesn't he?
 
2014-07-03 03:12:25 PM  
"Do you, Melissa Bring, promise to love, cherish, go down on Dave in the theater, and not to bug him in the middle of dinner?"
 
2014-07-03 03:25:39 PM  
Actually she had a kid a couple of months ago so that's been covered.
 
2014-07-03 03:30:13 PM  

bungle_jr: Earguy: Kimmy Gibbler...yes please.

i agree wholeheartedly

loonatic112358: he's still alive, and relevant, and working?

Earthworm Jim Jones: ManateeGag: stuhayes2010: loonatic112358: he's still alive, and relevant, and working?

Yes, no, and no.

the last answer is Yes, if you count yogurt commercials.

Are you sure your not confusing him with John Stamos?

yes, he has him confused with stamos

plus, stamos still tours with the beach boys, doesn't he?


Both Coulier and Saget were in Stamos's Super Bowl yogurt commercial. Totally cockblocked him.
 
2014-07-03 03:32:55 PM  

jdjoker: bungle_jr: Earguy: Kimmy Gibbler...yes please.

i agree wholeheartedly

loonatic112358: he's still alive, and relevant, and working?

Earthworm Jim Jones: ManateeGag: stuhayes2010: loonatic112358: he's still alive, and relevant, and working?

Yes, no, and no.

the last answer is Yes, if you count yogurt commercials.

Are you sure your not confusing him with John Stamos?

yes, he has him confused with stamos

plus, stamos still tours with the beach boys, doesn't he?

Both Coulier and Saget were in Stamos's Super Bowl yogurt commercial. Totally cockblocked him.


oh...i didn't see that ad. i didn't watch the super bowl, and i guess it's one that hasn't been repeated much since the superb owl
 
2014-07-03 04:00:36 PM  
Was it raining?
 
2014-07-03 04:01:52 PM  
Now that he's married to this woman, does that break the curse where every time Alanis scratches her nails down someone else's back he feels it?
 
2014-07-03 04:02:50 PM  

Wellon Dowd: The Missing Link: HawgWild: Candace Cameron is looking good. Is she as derpy as her brother?

She looked great on dancing with the stars

She's no Tracey Gold.


The Gold sisters, Missy and Tracey were awesome TV for a young lad in the early 80s. Throw in Alyssa Milano and that blond chick from Charles in Charge and you have the bestest party evar.

/maybe throw in Jo from the Facts of Life too. She seemed cool for an older chick.
 
2014-07-03 04:28:26 PM  
Nice.

The [Ironic] tag was also a nice touch.
 
2014-07-03 05:02:45 PM  

Milk D: Nice Headline Subby.  I found it to be.....Ironic.

[img.fark.net image 259x194]

//don't ya think?


I think Dave came out ahead.  It's not that Morisette has let herself go, it's that she doesn't understand at some point you have to rock the one piece suit:

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Seriously, I look like Barney Rubble and I don't wear these to the beach anymore:

img856.imageshack.us

Because it just looks wrong on me, on many, many levels.  The first of which is that people assume I'm a pedophile or an old European without any fashion sense.
 
2014-07-03 05:12:31 PM  

Lsherm: I look like Barney Rubble


Farky'ed/favorited.
 
2014-07-03 05:28:48 PM  

dallylamma: Good for Dave, he finally found a woman who's fetish is woodchuck voiced dirty talk.


At his age, he's probably no longer fast as fast can be.
 
2014-07-03 05:32:14 PM  

cyberspacedout: dallylamma: Good for Dave, he finally found a woman who's fetish is woodchuck voiced dirty talk.

At his age, he's probably no longer fast as fast can be.


Oh wait, that was his jackalope voice, though it had the same sound.
 
2014-07-03 06:00:37 PM  

McGrits: Wellon Dowd: The Missing Link: HawgWild: Candace Cameron is looking good. Is she as derpy as her brother?

She looked great on dancing with the stars

She's no Tracey Gold.

The Gold sisters, Missy and Tracey were awesome TV for a young lad in the early 80s. Throw in Alyssa Milano and that blond chick from Charles in Charge and you have the bestest party evar.

/maybe throw in Jo from the Facts of Life too. She seemed cool for an older chick.


Gold's yes ... Alyssa yes ... Mindy Cohn (I have no shame) yes

Yes. Yes. Yes.
 
2014-07-03 06:37:49 PM  

Lsherm: Milk D: Nice Headline Subby.  I found it to be.....Ironic.

[img.fark.net image 259x194]

//don't ya think?

I think Dave came out ahead.  It's not that Morisette has let herself go, it's that she doesn't understand at some point you have to rock the one piece suit:

[img819.imageshack.us image 817x1222]

Seriously, I look like Barney Rubble and I don't wear these to the beach anymore:


I'd still do it. Many many times.
 
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