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(TMZ)   "The winkler consists of unzipping one's pants and waving one's penis at women until one of the women winks at the man doing the winkler thus confirming the hook-up"   (tmz.com) divider line 57
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2014-07-03 01:46:34 PM
Aaaaayyy! *thumbs up*
 
2014-07-03 01:50:31 PM
I just call that dating.
 
2014-07-03 02:05:01 PM
Those are balls.
 
2014-07-03 02:12:06 PM
I did not know this.
 
2014-07-03 03:11:26 PM
This hook up method works best in police stations.
 
2014-07-03 03:56:41 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: This hook up method works best in police stations.


Even get a free set of handcuffs for the kinky stuff
 
2014-07-03 04:00:48 PM
My work for a Dr. Winkler. Dear god I hope it wasn't named after him.
 
2014-07-03 04:01:08 PM
Was that werrrrrurrrrrurrrr.... werrrrrurrrrurrr...
Should I not have done that?
 
2014-07-03 04:07:28 PM
Back in my father's time, they had something similar. It was called a 'one-eared elephant'.

It involved pulling one pants pocket inside out, and unzipping.
 
2014-07-03 04:07:59 PM
Thanks a lot. Now I'm banned from Applebee's.
/Again
 
GBB
2014-07-03 04:11:06 PM
If she looks, how many kicks to the ass is that?

s.mcstatic.com
 
2014-07-03 04:22:18 PM
Link
Ween did it better.
Also, I wouldn't call him the nicest guy in Hollywood. I went to one of those Back to the 50's car shows, and he was signing autographs. (not to mention charging $20 a pop, c'mon, it's not like you're already rich) Anyway, the first thing he says is that he doesn't want to be known as The Fonz, I'm a children's author and I don't even like motorcycles.
 
2014-07-03 04:25:38 PM
Has this ever worked?
 
2014-07-03 04:26:36 PM
Guys, just do a Gulliver tail, not this shiat. Come on now.
 
2014-07-03 04:34:22 PM
img.fark.net
 
IP
2014-07-03 04:42:28 PM
I thought that was called "noodling."
 
2014-07-03 04:47:38 PM
I do NOT want to know what Benedict Cumberbatch is slang for.
 
2014-07-03 04:51:12 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Those are balls.


I think maybe you just blue yourself?
 
2014-07-03 04:53:39 PM
Better than a "Jay Sherman"

/just see how that rates on the shermometer
 
2014-07-03 04:54:34 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-03 04:54:53 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: I do NOT want to know what Benedict Cumberbatch is slang for.


Yes, but now you're going to find out that it's when a gang of creepy childfaced Brits rim you out during brunch and post it on Instagram.


You're welcome.
 
2014-07-03 04:56:37 PM

thamike: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: I do NOT want to know what Benedict Cumberbatch is slang for.

Yes, but now you're going to find out that it's when a gang of creepy childfaced Brits rim you out during brunch and post it on Instagram.


You're welcome.


So, in other words, Wednesday.
 
2014-07-03 04:58:11 PM
Whatever you farking cry baby. I don't here Tony Danza complaining.
 
2014-07-03 04:58:16 PM
 
2014-07-03 04:59:47 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: thamike: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: I do NOT want to know what Benedict Cumberbatch is slang for.

Yes, but now you're going to find out that it's when a gang of creepy childfaced Brits rim you out during brunch and post it on Instagram.


You're welcome.

So, in other words, Wednesday.


What kind of maniac eats brunch on Wednesday?
 
2014-07-03 05:17:37 PM

thamike: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: thamike: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: I do NOT want to know what Benedict Cumberbatch is slang for.

Yes, but now you're going to find out that it's when a gang of creepy childfaced Brits rim you out during brunch and post it on Instagram.


You're welcome.

So, in other words, Wednesday.

What kind of maniac eats brunch on Wednesday?



Someone who needs a calendar?
 
2014-07-03 05:18:59 PM
And for all these years I've been calling it mudpantsing.  Boy do I feel silly
 
2014-07-03 05:22:44 PM
The week's almost over so I'd better get it out by Friday.
 
2014-07-03 05:24:04 PM
Do Republicans still call it Fonzying when they do it to other guys?
 
2014-07-03 05:52:18 PM
I would have called that The Wrinkler.
 
2014-07-03 05:56:40 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Aaaaayyy! *thumbs up*


Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Those are balls.


Thank you both for taking the hits on those
 
2014-07-03 05:57:12 PM

Porous Horace: The week's almost over so I'd better get it out by Friday.


www.seotrainingtoronto.com
 
2014-07-03 06:33:29 PM

zarberg: Do Republicans still call it Fonzying when they do it to other guys?


No, they call that Friday night.
 
2014-07-03 06:47:54 PM
Do these things happen outside of 13 years-old boys' imaginations?
 
2014-07-03 06:51:07 PM
I sure any schmuck "cool" enough to practice this technique gets a lot of action ... from his hand.
 
2014-07-03 07:50:33 PM
does this work?


/unzips
//waves around german sausage
///waits.....
 
2014-07-03 09:03:45 PM

Omahawg: does this work?


/unzips
//waves around german sausage
///waits.....


i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-03 09:16:57 PM
Incomplete without

"I represent a firm of gentlemen who recently purchased this house and all the others in the road,
In the interest of humanity we've found a better place for you to go-go-go."
 
2014-07-03 09:34:44 PM
All I can do is shake my head at this story......

goodness, I was innocent before the intertubes took off....  now I am not allowed within 500 yards of a school....
 
2014-07-03 09:42:45 PM
In Baltimore flashers tie a sausage to their cocks and call it "The Raymond Marble"...
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-03 09:43:28 PM
Well, someone should say they're sss, ss...ssss, s...sss, so....sss, oo...ss,oorrr...well, somone should apologize to Mr. Winkler.
 
2014-07-03 10:31:19 PM

Gulper Eel: Incomplete without

"I represent a firm of gentlemen who recently purchased this house and all the others in the road,
In the interest of humanity we've found a better place for you to go-go-go."


Oh... No... This I can't believe!

/Came for this
//Leaving satisfied
///It is my sad duty to inform you of a four-foot restriction in humanoid height!
 
2014-07-03 11:26:42 PM

MadManMoon: Gulper Eel: Incomplete without

"I represent a firm of gentlemen who recently purchased this house and all the others in the road,
In the interest of humanity we've found a better place for you to go-go-go."

Oh... No... This I can't believe!

/Came for this
//Leaving satisfied
///It is my sad duty to inform you of a four-foot restriction in humanoid height!


THIS.
 
2014-07-03 11:59:51 PM
Came for Genesis references.  Leaving before the last one's well on his way.
 
2014-07-04 12:33:07 AM
I was gonna post joke here, but this thread has been dead for half an hour.   I just Fonzie jokes have jumped the shark.
 
2014-07-04 12:34:39 AM

Mad_Radhu: [img.fark.net image 630x477]


Gotta ask- where's that from?
 
2014-07-04 01:07:05 AM

tokyogirl79: Mad_Radhu: [img.fark.net image 630x477]

Gotta ask- where's that from?


img.fark.net

Time Magazine's comic of the year for 2013.
 
Skr
2014-07-04 02:21:46 AM
Here i thought the "winkler" was  jumping the shark into a ten point landing in someone's glory hole.

Reminiscent of the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon porn parody.
 
2014-07-04 03:40:51 AM

Igor Jakovsky: Omahawg: does this work?


/unzips
//waves around german sausage
///waits.....

[i.imgur.com image 300x158]




That guy is the epitome of hot with crazy eyes, dude edition. He makes me understand why guys fark crazy girls in spite of all the warning signs.
 
2014-07-04 03:46:51 AM
Cleveland Steamer???

/Anyone?
 
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