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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)   Drunk driver blames accident on Mitch McConnell, Caturday, and a certain Fark mascot   (dfw.cbslocal.com) divider line 7
    More: Dumbass, Central Texas, squirrels, turtles, College Station, cats  
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2014-07-03 08:51:49 PM
Think of the foolishness when America cowered at the spectre of Man-Bear-Pig.  Now this Turtle-Cat-Squirrel monster could be tipping point in the Animapocalypse
 
2014-07-03 10:03:37 PM
You know, I've never been intoxicated enough that I'd think a story like that would remotely sound plausible.
 
2014-07-03 10:06:30 PM
...with a helpful picture of what a squirrel might look like.
 
2014-07-03 10:08:51 PM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-07-03 10:18:44 PM
Maker's Mark?
 
2014-07-03 10:48:31 PM
This guy should heed the advice of certain Farkers.  There is no such thing as an alcohol impaired driver, and he should have just admitted to simply not being that good of a driver.
 
2014-07-03 11:28:36 PM
Mitch McConnell's throat chin may have achieved sentience. Beware.
 
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