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(Metro)   Man with 10 inch penis gets surgery to make it bigger. "I wanted a monster" (Not safe for work)   (metro.co.uk) divider line 252
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2014-07-03 11:14:06 AM
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She seems fascinated by this concept.
 
2014-07-03 11:31:06 AM
A guy with a sharp knife cuttin' on my junk? I'll pass.
 
2014-07-03 11:51:34 AM
Uh, it appears to me as if the "before" and "after" photos are taken not only from a different angle, but a different distance as well. It's like those weight loss pictures, but the concept reversed.
 
2014-07-03 11:52:17 AM
You have a monster, you bastard. I hope your dick falls off.
 
2014-07-03 11:56:10 AM
If there were any ladies here I would ask if the concept of a penis the size of a can of hairspray is a turn on or completely terrifying.

At some point it has to be too much right?

Not that any of the ladies I'm with will really have to worry about that unfortunately.
 
2014-07-03 11:58:37 AM
Still not a big enough dick to qualify him for public office.
 
2014-07-03 12:01:51 PM
It doesn't seem to be much bigger in the after picture, and is the addition of fat going to really add that much girth?

I'm not curious, but how does the doctor take grower vs shower into the picture?  Seems to me that any appreciable growth in the length area would result in an extremely lumpy organ.
 
2014-07-03 12:07:11 PM
And I've been sitting around here with my 9 inches in my hand, like a chump.

Not really. :(
 
2014-07-03 12:08:40 PM

ralanprod: If there were any ladies here I would ask if the concept of a penis the size of a can of hairspray is a turn on or completely terrifying.

At some point it has to be too much right?


So...many...mom...jokes...
 
2014-07-03 12:12:46 PM
I was really disappointed that the "After" picture didn't have a short man with a tiny piano in it.

The surgeon really blew that punchline.
 
2014-07-03 12:27:13 PM
If you can't satisfy her with a 10" penis it's not your penis' fault. Actually is probably is, banging against her cervix kind of spoils the mood.
 
2014-07-03 12:28:45 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: And I've been sitting around here with my 9 inches in my hand, like a chump.

Not really. :(


It's not the 9 inches that's the problem.  It's how far up your ass crack you have to start measuring.
 
2014-07-03 12:34:59 PM
That's ridiculous.  I'm good with 7 and change.

/sorry ladies (and men), spoken for
 
2014-07-03 12:46:20 PM

EvilEgg: If you can't satisfy her with a 10" penis it's not your penis' fault. Actually is probably is, banging against her cervix kind of spoils the mood.


This.
This guy is creepy plus.
 
2014-07-03 12:51:35 PM

nekom: That's ridiculous.  I'm good with 7 and change.

/sorry ladies (and men), spoken for


8 and change and some can't handle it. Have to be careful with depth
 
2014-07-03 12:58:22 PM
 
2014-07-03 12:59:21 PM
Bwana Dik?

(You kick it to start...)
 
2014-07-03 01:00:17 PM
 
2014-07-03 01:00:49 PM
Must drive a Prius.
 
2014-07-03 01:00:55 PM
Anthony Wiener?

//no way am I clicking on that link
 
2014-07-03 01:01:28 PM
All you guys that are bragging in here...

PICS OR GTFO
 
2014-07-03 01:01:38 PM
I only measure my dong in cubits.
 
2014-07-03 01:02:38 PM
He only does anal.
 
2014-07-03 01:02:55 PM
What a dick!
 
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2014-07-03 01:02:56 PM
His car??
1funny.com
 
2014-07-03 01:03:21 PM

ArkAngel: nekom: That's ridiculous.  I'm good with 7 and change.

/sorry ladies (and men), spoken for

8 and change and some can't handle it. Have to be careful with depth


9 and change here, just because it seems that's where we're going with this and I want to participate.

Wait. Centimeters, right?
 
2014-07-03 01:03:37 PM
Maybe some farkettes can chime in but, I'm pretty sure it can be too big.
 
2014-07-03 01:03:59 PM

ToastmasterGeneral: I only measure my dong in cubits.


riiiight.
What's a cubit?
 
2014-07-03 01:05:10 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [img.fark.net image 344x372]

She seems fascinated by this concept.


That is relevant to her interests.
 
2014-07-03 01:05:47 PM
What's his Fark Handle?

/Me, I need a few more for fun...
//I need me 12 like a new hole in my head!
 
2014-07-03 01:05:53 PM

EvilEgg: If you can't satisfy her with a 10" penis it's not your penis' fault. Actually is probably is, banging against her cervix kind of spoils the mood.


If one is big enough to give her multiple orgasms, you're doing it right.

If one is big enough but she's still not getting off, you're doing something wrong.
 
2014-07-03 01:06:12 PM
Just for the record I have 10, and It has been verified not just a bogus claim.

/metric system for the win
 
2014-07-03 01:06:32 PM

Sticky Hands: ToastmasterGeneral: I only measure my dong in cubits.

riiiight.
What's a cubit?


Ancient unit of measurement, equal to the distance from the elbow to the tip of the middle finger
 
2014-07-03 01:07:11 PM
Chicks dig me because I have an unusually large penis
 
2014-07-03 01:07:17 PM
Hello ladies. I'd like you to meet my little friend Goliath. We had order special elastic pants for him on the internet.

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-03 01:07:19 PM

H31N0US: ArkAngel: nekom: That's ridiculous.  I'm good with 7 and change.

/sorry ladies (and men), spoken for

8 and change and some can't handle it. Have to be careful with depth

9 and change here, just because it seems that's where we're going with this and I want to participate.

Wait. Centimeters, right?


Oh. Centimeters? 9.9 then.
 
2014-07-03 01:08:01 PM
lucky i don't have to worry about that
 
2014-07-03 01:08:11 PM

EvilEgg: If you can't satisfy her with a 10" penis it's not your penis' fault. Actually is probably is, banging against her cervix kind of spoils the mood.


It's actually pretty painful, from a guy's perspective.  Might as well hit it against a wall.  A big weener is about as practical as big boobies, from a physical standpoint.  Be happy with what you have and don't be jealous.  It only looks good in photos.

/prefiltered
 
2014-07-03 01:08:28 PM
Why fark her with twelve inches when I can fark her twice with six inches?
 
2014-07-03 01:08:55 PM
WOW! And I thought my 3 1/2 incher was impressive!
 
2014-07-03 01:09:13 PM

Rwa2play: EvilEgg: If you can't satisfy her with a 10" penis it's not your penis' fault. Actually is probably is, banging against her cervix kind of spoils the mood.

If one is big enough to give her multiple orgasms, you're doing it right.

If one is big enough but she's still not getting off, you're doing something wrong.


Give her 3 orgasms before you even remove your pants for the win
 
2014-07-03 01:09:14 PM

markie_farkie: Still not a big enough dick to qualify him for public office.


Do you mean the guy or his dick?
 
2014-07-03 01:09:36 PM
7 1/2 inches added in girth!?

Mine is no where near that big around.


/but it sure is short.
 
2014-07-03 01:10:50 PM

abhorrent1: Maybe some farkettes can chime in but, I'm pretty sure it can be too big.


Yep. And we're never as impressed by size alone as you think we should be.
 
2014-07-03 01:11:04 PM
"Why is your organ so small?"

"I didn't know I was playing in a cathedral."
 
2014-07-03 01:11:28 PM
It's not the size, it's what you do with it. Said every small-penis guy ever.
 
2014-07-03 01:12:05 PM
My wife doesn't go for size (obviously). Impressive but impractical. Her college boyfriend was a basketball player and huge - and she thinks they were both miserable in the sack. On the plus side, he taught her the importance of getting a test drive before getting involved at all, which worked out pretty well for me.
 
2014-07-03 01:12:47 PM
Que Flo & Eddy with Frank Z.


....remember me and you... and you and me.... SO happy together
 
2014-07-03 01:15:28 PM

ToastmasterGeneral: I only measure my dong in cubits.


Enough with your foreign measurements!

What's that in Rhode Islands for our dummer Farkers?
 
2014-07-03 01:15:42 PM

Splish: abhorrent1: Maybe some farkettes can chime in but, I'm pretty sure it can be too big.

Yep. And we're never as impressed by size alone as you think we should be.


Well I think my original question should show I don't think that. But thanks for stereotyping me.
 
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