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(Metro)   Passionate kissing is "over" for couples once they've been married for three months, beating subby's over/under bet on 'three days'   (metro.co.uk ) divider line 118
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2014-07-03 12:51:40 PM  
Interesting.  That's 2 months, 29 days after the blowjobs end....
 
2014-07-03 12:58:11 PM  
Nine years into marriage and we're still licking each other's tonsils.

All y'all in passionless marriages... sucks to be you. Sorry.
 
2014-07-03 01:22:49 PM  
Then you're doing it wrong.

/and I feel bad for you
 
2014-07-03 01:26:27 PM  
Not in my experience. Have fun in the divorce you sad farkers.
 
2014-07-03 02:04:30 PM  
Passionate kisses are over after you no longer have to get a girl worked up to try to get her to let you have sex with her.

Adults put their mouths on the neck and below to initiate sex because you don't have to worry about her brushing your hand away as you're trying to take off her shirt or pants.
 
2014-07-03 02:16:11 PM  

jaylectricity: Passionate kisses are over after you no longer have to get a girl worked up to try to get her to let you have sex with her.

Adults put their mouths on the neck and below to initiate sex because you don't have to worry about her brushing your hand away as you're trying to take off her shirt or pants.


I recognize all of those words, yet in the order you've put them they make almost no sense. "no longer have to get a girl worked up" and "try to get her to let you have sex with her"?  Man, you're not making me feel any better about other people's sex lives.
 
2014-07-03 02:16:19 PM  
Is it too much to ask?

Shouldn't they have this?
 
2014-07-03 02:22:33 PM  
www.jackofallthoughts.com
 
2014-07-03 02:23:29 PM  

BKITU: Nine years into marriage and we're still licking each other's tonsils.

All y'all in passionless marriages... sucks to be you. Sorry.


timujin: Then you're doing it wrong.

/and I feel bad for you


James!: Not in my experience. Have fun in the divorce you sad farkers.


Those.
 
2014-07-03 02:24:29 PM  
Passionate kisses will never end as long as you bring in the cash.
 
2014-07-03 02:24:30 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-03 02:24:47 PM  
Sucks to be the average I suppose.

10 years, still passionate.
 
2014-07-03 02:24:48 PM  
Tomorrow is our 3 month anniversary, I'll let you know how it goes.
 
2014-07-03 02:29:46 PM  
I'm not married but I don't believe that, feel sorry for the poor farks in that survey.
 
2014-07-03 02:29:47 PM  
16.5 years and we're still grossing-out our daughter.
 
2014-07-03 02:29:58 PM  
True. Use to be in high school you pretty much could taste what the had for breakfast, but as you get older and years pass, it's just a puckered peck and not much of the pecker puck.(if you know what I mean)

/except for birthdays, losing bets and such...
 
2014-07-03 02:30:03 PM  

Gonz: Is it too much to ask?

Shouldn't they have this?


Only if there's a comfortable bed that won't hurt my back.
 
2014-07-03 02:30:21 PM  

timujin: jaylectricity: Passionate kisses are over after you no longer have to get a girl worked up to try to get her to let you have sex with her.

Adults put their mouths on the neck and below to initiate sex because you don't have to worry about her brushing your hand away as you're trying to take off her shirt or pants.

I recognize all of those words, yet in the order you've put them they make almost no sense. "no longer have to get a girl worked up" and "try to get her to let you have sex with her"?  Man, you're not making me feel any better about other people's sex lives.


High school was rough on me.
 
2014-07-03 02:30:29 PM  
Been married 17 years now, and it's gotten nothing but better over time. Just not 3x a day anymore.
 
2014-07-03 02:31:44 PM  
What's kissing?
 
2014-07-03 02:32:48 PM  
The study of 2,000 people also revealed that 30 per cent of married people wouldn't want to kiss their husband or wife every week.

WTF? If you don't want to kiss your spouse, like at all and they don't have trench mouth or something, get a farking divorce because it's over.
 
2014-07-03 02:33:54 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: True. Use to be in high school you pretty much could taste what the had for breakfast, but as you get older and years pass, it's just a puckered peck and not much of the pecker puck.(if you know what I mean)

/except for birthdays, losing bets and such...


That is a sad life to live
 
2014-07-03 02:35:29 PM  

jaylectricity: timujin: jaylectricity: Passionate kisses are over after you no longer have to get a girl worked up to try to get her to let you have sex with her.

Adults put their mouths on the neck and below to initiate sex because you don't have to worry about her brushing your hand away as you're trying to take off her shirt or pants.

I recognize all of those words, yet in the order you've put them they make almost no sense. "no longer have to get a girl worked up" and "try to get her to let you have sex with her"?  Man, you're not making me feel any better about other people's sex lives.

High school was rough on me.


Me too.  Thankfully, things have gotten much better over the years.

/it's amazing what happens when you turn 40 and still have all your own hair and no pot belly.
 
2014-07-03 02:37:41 PM  
legacy-cdn.smosh.com
 
2014-07-03 02:38:22 PM  

timujin: jaylectricity: timujin: jaylectricity: Passionate kisses are over after you no longer have to get a girl worked up to try to get her to let you have sex with her.

Adults put their mouths on the neck and below to initiate sex because you don't have to worry about her brushing your hand away as you're trying to take off her shirt or pants.

I recognize all of those words, yet in the order you've put them they make almost no sense. "no longer have to get a girl worked up" and "try to get her to let you have sex with her"?  Man, you're not making me feel any better about other people's sex lives.

High school was rough on me.

Me too.  Thankfully, things have gotten much better over the years.

/it's amazing what happens when you turn 40 and still have all your own hair and no pot belly.


REPRESENT!
 
2014-07-03 02:39:02 PM  

powhound: Been married 17 years now, and it's gotten nothing but better over time. Just not 3x a day anymore.


So true. Married  my high school sweetheart 30 years ago, still bend her over all the furniture in the house, but not as often. More like 3x a week.

/if I'm lucky.
//thank god for Pornhub
 
2014-07-03 02:39:41 PM  

timujin: jaylectricity: timujin: jaylectricity: Passionate kisses are over after you no longer have to get a girl worked up to try to get her to let you have sex with her.

Adults put their mouths on the neck and below to initiate sex because you don't have to worry about her brushing your hand away as you're trying to take off her shirt or pants.

I recognize all of those words, yet in the order you've put them they make almost no sense. "no longer have to get a girl worked up" and "try to get her to let you have sex with her"?  Man, you're not making me feel any better about other people's sex lives.

High school was rough on me.

Me too.  Thankfully, things have gotten much better over the years.

/it's amazing what happens when you turn 40 and still have all your own hair and no pot belly.


So you're telling me that in 6 months my life will turn around for the better? Sweet!
 
2014-07-03 02:41:01 PM  
I was going to criticize subby for his lack of reading comprehension, but it turns out that the headline to the article is where the bogus "kissing is over after 3 months" idea came from.  The text of the article doesn't say anything of the sort.

Besides which, this is a poll "conducted by dating site IllicitEncounters.com", which means it's not likely to be in any way statistically valid anyway.

But go on with your discussion of this non-finding.
 
2014-07-03 02:41:20 PM  
Sure, you may not be snogging behind the bleachers every chance you get, but passionate kissing still has its place in a long term relationship. And there's nothing wrong about a peck on the cheek to show your spouse that they are appreciated.
 
2014-07-03 02:42:02 PM  
What I have learned from this thread is that most of Fark enjoys someone else's tongue crammed into their mouth and those that don't are heading for divorce.
 
2014-07-03 02:44:59 PM  
From all of these posts so far I guess we are all STUDMEN!
 
2014-07-03 02:45:02 PM  

Ms.Gradenko: What I have learned from this thread is that most of Fark enjoys someone else's tongue crammed into their mouth and those that don't are heading for divorce.


Fark is accepting of all kinds of things that fit into their narrow conception of how relationships should be.
 
2014-07-03 02:50:46 PM  

otto the bull: From all of these posts so far I guess we are all STUDMEN!


rawr
 
2014-07-03 02:51:26 PM  

2chris2: this is a poll "conducted by dating site IllicitEncounters.com", which means it's not likely to be in any way statistically valid anyway.


Hmm.  So the researchers have a vested interest in portraying monogamy as tiresome and unfulfilling?  And a study pool of people preselected to find monogamy tiresome and unfulfilling?

That said, I got the peckiest of pecks on the way out the door this morning :/
 
2014-07-03 02:53:06 PM  

vudukungfu: What's kissing?


Tongue hockey
 
2014-07-03 02:53:41 PM  
Man up and farking kiss your wife properly. Lazy bastards. You set the tone for the relationship and pin her up against the wall, look into her eyes and tell her something sweet and kiss her...then walk away leaving her weak and breathless. Then you have kissed your wife. Sets the time for later that night.
Until you got game, that's all the pointers you get lazy bastards.
 
2014-07-03 02:55:07 PM  
After fifteen years, my wife isn't real hyper about trading tongues anymore.

However, she still loves having her ears and neck chewed on, and the farking, while a little less frequent, is still ohhh sooo good.

I feel so dirty now...

I love it.
 
2014-07-03 02:58:08 PM  

No Such Agency: 2chris2: this is a poll "conducted by dating site IllicitEncounters.com", which means it's not likely to be in any way statistically valid anyway.

Hmm.  So the researchers have a vested interest in portraying monogamy as tiresome and unfulfilling?  And a study pool of people preselected to find monogamy tiresome and unfulfilling?

That said, I got the peckiest of pecks on the way out the door this morning :/


Put an arm around her waist, gently pull her to you, and tell her she's gorgeous.

Works for me!
 
2014-07-03 02:58:40 PM  
Here come the asexuals.
 
2014-07-03 03:04:29 PM  
18 years later, I still kiss her in both lips, tongue and all.  I peck her as well, both ways, too.
 
2014-07-03 03:04:53 PM  
Passionate kissing is over-rated anyway. Most couples get it all backward. They start with it and make it the fire-starter. This doesn't work for long. Save the passionate kissing for when you are into it and actually feeling passionate. Then is when it really makes a difference.
 
2014-07-03 03:05:41 PM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: You set the tone for the relationship and pin her up against the wall, look into her eyes and tell her something sweet and kiss her...then walk away leaving her weak and breathless. Then you have kissed your wife


Alternatively, on a boring Wednesday morning, when you're getting ready to walk out the door to work, walk up to her and exchange the usual peck on the cheek. Turn to walk to the door, say "No. Wait", brush the hair back from her face, and kiss her as passionately as you know how, for a good 10-15 seconds.

And then walk out the door without saying another word.
 
2014-07-03 03:07:44 PM  
On this week's Best Seller list -- Life After Sex: The True Story of Jewish Marriages.
 
2014-07-03 03:10:18 PM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: [www.jackofallthoughts.com image 300x380]


I swear that looks like Al Gore french kissing Hillary Clinton.
 
2014-07-03 03:10:45 PM  
Neutral person, whose lack over concern is suspect in the face of posting in this thread checking in.

I'm going to let everyone know that I don't have any problems or concerns of note, as if it matters.
 
2014-07-03 03:10:51 PM  

Gonz: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: You set the tone for the relationship and pin her up against the wall, look into her eyes and tell her something sweet and kiss her...then walk away leaving her weak and breathless. Then you have kissed your wife

Alternatively, on a boring Wednesday morning, when you're getting ready to walk out the door to work, walk up to her and exchange the usual peck on the cheek. Turn to walk to the door, say "No. Wait", brush the hair back from her face, and kiss her as passionately as you know how, for a good 10-15 seconds.

And then walk out the door without saying another word.


Showing my fiance these.

/guy is awesome at sex, but needs a little help in the romance department
//my fault my fault, I know, but we started off casual so there wasn't any need for that. .
 
2014-07-03 03:11:43 PM  

Gonz: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: You set the tone for the relationship and pin her up against the wall, look into her eyes and tell her something sweet and kiss her...then walk away leaving her weak and breathless. Then you have kissed your wife

Alternatively, on a boring Wednesday morning, when you're getting ready to walk out the door to work, walk up to her and exchange the usual peck on the cheek. Turn to walk to the door, say "No. Wait", brush the hair back from her face, and kiss her as passionately as you know how, for a good 10-15 seconds.

And then walk out the door without saying another word.


The advice you guys are giving sounds like a cheesy Romance Novel with a shirtless Fabio on the cover. Seriously, if this kind of shiat is working for your girl, that is sad. This sounds extremely junior-high.
 
2014-07-03 03:12:15 PM  

Prey4reign: On this week's Best Seller list -- Life After Sex: The True Story of Jewish Marriages.


Gave you a funny for that one, but I know one Jewish dude that has four kids.  Two of them are twins, so that's at LEAST two sexual escapades after marriage.
 
2014-07-03 03:12:50 PM  

James!: Here come the asexuals.


Well probably not actually...
 
2014-07-03 03:14:25 PM  

prickly pete v2: timujin: jaylectricity: timujin: jaylectricity: Passionate kisses are over after you no longer have to get a girl worked up to try to get her to let you have sex with her.

Adults put their mouths on the neck and below to initiate sex because you don't have to worry about her brushing your hand away as you're trying to take off her shirt or pants.

I recognize all of those words, yet in the order you've put them they make almost no sense. "no longer have to get a girl worked up" and "try to get her to let you have sex with her"?  Man, you're not making me feel any better about other people's sex lives.

High school was rough on me.

Me too.  Thankfully, things have gotten much better over the years.

/it's amazing what happens when you turn 40 and still have all your own hair and no pot belly.

So you're telling me that in 6 months my life will turn around for the better? Sweet!


All I know is that mine has been on an upward spiral for the last couple of years and it just keeps getting better.  Good luck to ya.
 
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