Because People in power are Stupid: Degree in Philosophy would be a good prerequisite as computer nerds oft get philosophical when ganked out on caffeine.
Farkn Yaj Yenrac: I would make them spell out their title, then call them perverts and kick them out of my office before they got to spelling technician. Then I would travel back in time to tell my 6 year old self what I had done, because my 6 year old self would find that hysterical.
New Farkin User Name: Whoever has that job will never be able to tell his kids. They'd just ask him how to spell it.
Magorn: Because People in power are Stupid: Degree in Philosophy would be a good prerequisite as computer nerds oft get philosophical when ganked out on caffeine.I remember a scrappy little MD ISP (that sold for some large fraction of a billion dollars a few years later to Worldcom) during the First Flowering of the dot-com boom where everybody on the floor was usually on their fourth or fifth cup of coffee or jolt before lunch and the "Board of directors" would regularly hotbox the whole damn boardroom. Let me tell you, you NEVER want to stop by and shoot the shiat with smart people who are both stoned and wildly over-caffeinated
xaks: why can't we just have a position titled 'office biatch' and call it a day?
Ima_Lurker: Two girls one iCup?
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