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(CBC)   Regarding the impending hurricane, NC Governor warns against putting on 'stupid hat'. Silly pants, ugly tie presumably still ok   (cbc.ca) divider line 66
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2014-07-03 09:27:03 AM
i522.photobucket.com

Pffft
 
2014-07-03 09:35:39 AM
McCrory reserves the stupid hat for every other day of his governorship.

During hurricane threats he goes for a more subtle approach.

i722.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-03 10:02:26 AM
i1.ytimg.com
So are silly hats safe?
 
2014-07-03 10:27:58 AM
Drinking shoes highly recommended, however.
 
2014-07-03 10:56:19 AM
cdn.pjmedia.com
Looks like these guys will be safe, but they can dance if they want to

/obscure
 
2014-07-03 12:15:42 PM
Shouldn't FoxNews be doing coverage on why hurricanes hate American Independence?
 
2014-07-03 12:17:29 PM

skinink: Shouldn't FoxNews be doing coverage on why hurricanes hate American Independence?


Didn't this hurricane originate in the British West Indies?
 
2014-07-03 12:17:38 PM
thumbs2.ebaystatic.com
 
2014-07-03 12:19:01 PM
www.boston.com
 
2014-07-03 12:20:20 PM

JoieD'Zen: [cdn.pjmedia.com image 800x449]
Looks like these guys will be safe, but they can dance if they want to

/obscure


I lol'ed
 
2014-07-03 12:21:09 PM
He has to take off the one he's been wearing since he was sworn in before anyone else can put it on though. I swear McCrory has been the biggest excuse of a rubber stamp Governor NC has seen in a long, long while.
 
2014-07-03 12:22:30 PM
Well my thinking cap is at the cleaners, so I guess I'm just screwed!
 
2014-07-03 12:23:37 PM
www.guzer.com
 
2014-07-03 12:24:00 PM
Came for "Silly Hats Only," glad to see that covered.
 
2014-07-03 12:24:06 PM
The NC General Assembly has told me I can't study sea level changes, so I'm going to assume there will be no storm surge.
 
2014-07-03 12:26:09 PM

FriarReb98: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]
So are silly hats safe?


Thread is a success. Nice work, everyone.
 
2014-07-03 12:28:26 PM

JoieD'Zen: [cdn.pjmedia.com image 800x449]
Looks like these guys will be safe, but they can dance if they want to

/obscure


Thanks for that earworm.

/now I want to strangle you
//Safety Dance my ass
///Im not that old, people.
 
2014-07-03 12:29:48 PM
Just as an aside...  If you happen to be anywhere around Wilmington, Jacksonville, NC; or OBX... I would be looking out  for a pretty nasty storm.  Wilmington still does not have hurricane warnings posted and right now it looks like they could see this sucker up close.  Never good when a strengthening hurricane is coming ashore on a crowded holiday weekend.  This is significantly more dangerous than media coverage is giving it.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled silly hats briefing.
 
2014-07-03 12:29:49 PM
NC?
Governor of NC?
Afraid of looking stupid?

Really?
 
2014-07-03 12:30:14 PM

Dinjiin: skinink: Shouldn't FoxNews be doing coverage on why hurricanes hate American Independence?

Didn't this hurricane originate in the British West Indies?


I thought this storm organized off the coast of the Carolinas, which makes it the storm of northern aggression.
 
2014-07-03 12:31:54 PM

bdub77: McCrory reserves the stupid hat for every other day of his governorship.


It is kinda refreshing to hear a Republican criticizing stupidity, instead of eagerly embracing it.
 
2014-07-03 12:32:05 PM

Badmonkey82009: Just as an aside...  If you happen to be anywhere around Wilmington, Jacksonville, NC; or OBX... I would be looking out  for a pretty nasty storm.  Wilmington still does not have hurricane warnings posted and right now it looks like they could see this sucker up close.  Never good when a strengthening hurricane is coming ashore on a crowded holiday weekend.  This is significantly more dangerous than media coverage is giving it.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled silly hats briefing.


WRAL and WNCT are now saying all of New Hanover is under a tornado warning.
 
2014-07-03 12:34:24 PM
latest prediction is it will reach kitten 2 status at landfall.
 
2014-07-03 12:35:06 PM

UNC_Samurai: Badmonkey82009: Just as an aside...  If you happen to be anywhere around Wilmington, Jacksonville, NC; or OBX... I would be looking out  for a pretty nasty storm.  Wilmington still does not have hurricane warnings posted and right now it looks like they could see this sucker up close.  Never good when a strengthening hurricane is coming ashore on a crowded holiday weekend.  This is significantly more dangerous than media coverage is giving it.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled silly hats briefing.

WRAL and WNCT are now saying all of New Hanover is under a tornado warning.


They kept saying this storm would turn.  Someone forgot to tell the storm.  NC farkers... be safe.
 
2014-07-03 12:35:39 PM
silly pants ??
 
2014-07-03 12:35:53 PM
I am pretty sure he's used that line before.

Jesus Christ. http://www.wncn.com/story/24704437/mccrory-dont-put-on-your-stupid-ha t

Yanno you dipshiats deserve that dumb motherfarker. Has that perpetual "what's going on, where am I" look on his face like he just woke up from a goddamn coma.
 
2014-07-03 12:36:22 PM
No royal visits anytime soon:

fashionweek.hellomagazine.com

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img2.timeinc.net
 
2014-07-03 12:36:46 PM
He should have given the same advice to the GOP-controlled legislature.
 
2014-07-03 12:38:00 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

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upload.wikimedia.org

Taunts the dynamite hurricane from the safety of England.
 
2014-07-03 12:38:50 PM

Mantour: No royal visits anytime soon:

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They had  hat party, and hers was the grandest of all
 
2014-07-03 12:38:59 PM

Mantour: No royal visits anytime soon:

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[3.bp.blogspot.com image 540x413]

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goddamnitsomuch...
 
2014-07-03 12:40:10 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: It is kinda refreshing to hear a Republican criticizing stupidity, instead of eagerly embracing it.


You mean like banning using real measurements of sea level rise in court, and instead mandating, in law, that the oceans are stable?


That kinda embracing it?

We're dealing with top-tier dumbfarkery.
 
2014-07-03 12:41:28 PM
Don't put on your stupid hat,
Your stupid hat,
Your stupid hat,
Don't put on your stupid hat,
When you go out today.


Some people will prefer to sing:

When you go out to play.

Ignore them. Only stupid grown-ups sing that version. All good children instinctively know it should be "today" even though I just invented the song a moment ago. The other version is for teachers and condescending biatches.
 
2014-07-03 12:41:53 PM
Don't forget your floatable butt pads
 
2014-07-03 12:42:12 PM
royalhats.files.wordpress.com
Silly royal hats? The hat is not the silliest thing in this picture of royalty.
 
2014-07-03 12:42:22 PM
I bet you know the music, even though you've never heard it.
 
2014-07-03 12:43:51 PM
 
2014-07-03 12:45:55 PM
www.pianoforge.com
Joe Cocker frowns on these shenanigans.
 
2014-07-03 12:47:09 PM
www.totalpackers.com

That's just child abuse.  I'm talking about the Packers hat.
 
2014-07-03 12:47:55 PM

img.fark.net

I AM A MILLIONAIRE. I OWN A MANSION AND A YACHT.

Nobody does hats like WB.

 
2014-07-03 12:50:31 PM

UNC_Samurai: [royalhats.files.wordpress.com image 430x310]
Silly royal hats? The hat is not the silliest thing in this picture of royalty.


I've never believed in the whole "the British royals are actually lizard people in disguise" argument, but that picture has me questioning my beliefs.
 
2014-07-03 12:51:09 PM

img.fark.net

Keep remindin' yourself, bra' ... at least we're not the dumbest looking

people in the room.

 
2014-07-03 12:52:41 PM

brantgoose: [img.fark.net image 600x600]I AM A MILLIONAIRE. I OWN A MANSION AND A YACHT.Nobody does hats like WB.


He should stop tormenting women with sexual intercourse.
 
2014-07-03 12:53:54 PM

germ78: UNC_Samurai: [royalhats.files.wordpress.com image 430x310]
Silly royal hats? The hat is not the silliest thing in this picture of royalty.

I've never believed in the whole "the British royals are actually lizard people in disguise" argument, but that picture has me questioning my beliefs.


She's actually Spanish.
 
2014-07-03 12:59:25 PM

Munchkin City Coroner: Mantour: No royal visits anytime soon:

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[3.bp.blogspot.com image 540x413]

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[img2.timeinc.net image 340x450]

goddamnitsomuch...


Great minds think alike!

I guess silly walks don't look so silly during an hurricane:

static.tvtropes.org
 
2014-07-03 01:05:14 PM
paulimondi.com
 
2014-07-03 01:05:23 PM
We're at our vacation house on the outer banks as I type, so getting a kick, etc.
Supposed to be ~40 mph winds and maybe an inch of rain.  Everybody panic?
 
2014-07-03 01:09:44 PM

GnomePaladin: We're at our vacation house on the outer banks as I type, so getting a kick, etc.
Supposed to be ~40 mph winds and maybe an inch of rain.  Everybody panic?


Better run down to the store for a $10 gallon of milk.
 
2014-07-03 01:10:25 PM

FriarReb98: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]
So are silly hats safe?


i.imgur.com

My sources say "No"
 
2014-07-03 01:12:03 PM

GnomePaladin: We're at our vacation house on the outer banks as I type, so getting a kick, etc.
Supposed to be ~40 mph winds and maybe an inch of rain.  Everybody panic?


you might want to keep an eye on it....forecasting a cat 2 now.
 
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