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(WTOP)   Lee Boyd Malvo, the DC sniper, believes that he's learned some important lessons about not using human beings as target practice and would like to be let out of prison now, please   (wtop.com) divider line 37
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2014-07-03 09:34:24 AM
6 votes:
Oh, come on...look how innocent he is!

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2014-07-03 09:53:07 AM
5 votes:
You know what Lee, I brought you something, it's in my pocket and...oh here it is.

www.unlimitedchoice.org
2014-07-03 10:56:42 AM
4 votes:

ChipNASA: SmackLT: Dear Mr. Malvo:

We have decided to let you out of prison. We have even given you a vehicle which is yours. The keys are inside:

[c1.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

We have given each of the families of the victims a powerful rifle with an accurate scope, and they have been practicing hitting targets up to a half-mile away for the last six months. We've told them that you're getting out so that they've had time to reconnoiter the area. They may or may not be waiting in hiding for you.

Go for it.

Don't forget to ZIG ZAG.


Serpentine! Serpentine!
2014-07-03 10:42:44 AM
4 votes:

dittybopper: I've been saying for years that if an organization like Al Qaeda actually wants to commit terrorism in the United States, something like the DC sniper attacks using multiple teams, either concurrently or sequentially, is the way to go.

Those two individuals had the greater DC/NoVA/Maryland area in a panic, and it took a long time to figure out who they were, and they were found out largely because of their own stupidity.

They used an AR-15, *BUT* the nature of their attacks were such that pretty much any rifle would have worked:  They fired a single shot at almost all of their victims.  Any hunting rifle, even a single shot H&R Handi-rifle like this:



would be perfectly adequate for that kind of use and more importantly it wouldn't raise any eyebrows.  In fact, they should actively avoid any kind of firearm that might be controversial in any way.  Stick to bolt action or single shot hunting and target rifles.  Don't try to make them look "tacticool".   A well-dressed, shaved Middle-Eastern looking person at a gun range sighting in a target or hunting rifle with well-aimed single shots isn't going to sound any alarm bells.  Neither would the purchase of a few boxes of non-military caliber ammunition, especially the kind typically used for hunting or target shooting.  No one cares if someone bought 5 or 10 boxes of .243 Winchester.

If you had multiple teams that had no knowledge of or contact with the other teams, even if the police do manage to kill or capture one of the teams, that isn't much help in stopping the others.

The best way to do that would be to assign each team a number, except for the first team.  They don't get a number, they just get told the date on which to initiate their attacks.  The other teams only know what number they are, not how many come after them, and their job is to initiate after the team before them are killed or captured.  So team #2 waits until the first team is killed/captured, which they will see on the news, and then they activate.  Same with team #3:  When they see that team #2 is killed or captured, they activate, and so on.

Alternatively, you could have multiple teams operating independently in different areas.  Make it a nation-wide panic instead of just a regional one.  All teams activate on or about the same day, but they don't know anything about the other teams.

Something like that is much less risky from the perspective of a person planning this


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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-03 09:14:59 AM
3 votes:
Let his head out today.

Let his body out next week.
2014-07-03 03:46:59 PM
2 votes:
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Did he mention that he was VERY sorry that he did it?
2014-07-03 12:56:04 PM
2 votes:

for good or for awesome: teenytinycornteeth: Hey look, some people are down with your kind of 'fun talk', some of us are extremely offput.  You can't win 'em all.

I think about killing many times a day.  I think most men do.  It's just part of how we are built and is so common we don't talk about it much.


This man speaks the truth-- just about the only thing that works really well to stop a man from thinking about mass murder is a big Ol' pair of titties right in the face.


So ladies-- It's well within your means to make society much safer for us all.

Don't let the next mass shooting be on your conscience.

You know what you need to do.
2014-07-03 10:54:26 AM
2 votes:

Ponzholio: vernonFL: Um, Dittybopper I would expect a visit from the FBI shortly.

I know, I'm not even sure I want to comment in this thread because I'm pretty sure every single NSA alert has lit up the board like a Christmas tree...


Let's see if we can't get it lit up solid!

Chechnya
Dirty bomb
Sovereign citizen
Obama
Allah
Jihad
Molon Labe
Militia
Al Qaeda
Taliban
Waco
Ruby Ridge
Dam
Power Plant
Refinery
Oil pipeline
Freedom Tower
2014-07-03 10:50:57 AM
2 votes:
Better do it.  We need to make room for a pot dealer.
2014-07-03 10:44:16 AM
2 votes:
Dear Mr. Malvo:

We have decided to let you out of prison. We have even given you a vehicle which is yours. The keys are inside:

c1.staticflickr.com

We have given each of the families of the victims a powerful rifle with an accurate scope, and they have been practicing hitting targets up to a half-mile away for the last six months. We've told them that you're getting out so that they've had time to reconnoiter the area. They may or may not be waiting in hiding for you.

Go for it.
2014-07-03 10:42:40 AM
2 votes:

vernonFL: Um, Dittybopper I would expect a visit from the FBI shortly.


C'mon, the Bonvo joke wasn't that bad.  ;)
2014-07-03 09:59:39 AM
2 votes:
You have obviously spent a lot of time thinking about this...

You appear to have given this a lot of thought.


Actually, not as much as you might think.

Really, it's just a synthesis of 9/11 Al Qaeda teams combined with the DC Sniper attacks.

But yeah, I often engage in that sort of intellectual exercise.

Autonomous drug smuggling submarine:
http://www.fark.com/comments/4159962/48110606#c48110606

Cruise missile using long range GPS guided model airplanes:
http://www.fark.com/comments/7708110/83722315#c83722315

How GPS would make something like the Japanese Balloon Bombs of WWII a viable terror weapon:
http://www.fark.com/comments/8014198/87573735#c87573735

It's fun to think "outside of the box" and come up with alternate means to accomplish a task.
2014-07-03 06:09:31 PM
1 votes:
I suggest we tattoo "Fark Allah" on one side of his face, and "Death to Muslims" on the other side of his face, then turn him lose in Iran to fend for himself.

/Yes, I would love to see the results on Pay Per View.
2014-07-03 12:36:59 PM
1 votes:

for good or for awesome: teenytinycornteeth: Hey look, some people are down with your kind of 'fun talk', some of us are extremely offput.  You can't win 'em all.

I think about killing many times a day.  I think most men do.  It's just part of how we are built and is so common we don't talk about it much.


The only thing that stops me from killing people is my built-in empathy for others, my deeply held moral beliefs, my intellectual aversion to the first use of force, the recognition that I have so much to lose, and the possible legal sanctions against me if I do.

Other than that though.....
 
Lighten up, Francis.


2014-07-03 12:11:43 PM
1 votes:

Generation_D: You guys plotting your terror attacks on America realize that's exactly what Manson thought he was doing too, right? Murder some suburban white people in their homes, everyone thinks the Blacks did it, Helter Skelter.

So at the very least, you need a philosophy that can be summed up in a phrase taken from a pop song, so when they write the book and make the movie, they'll already have the tag line.


Operation Wrecking Ball?
2014-07-03 11:54:22 AM
1 votes:
No, Boyd Lee, your timeout isn't over yet.  Not by a long shot.
2014-07-03 11:40:34 AM
1 votes:
Remember that time on fark that a thread about a mass shooter turned into farkers posting how they'd start a terror attack on the USA? It was right before the 4th of July.
2014-07-03 11:28:12 AM
1 votes:
How old was he when he committed these crimes?
In principle, I don't think juveniles should be sentenced to life in prison. This was a particularly horrible series of crimes and emotionally I'd rather not see him ever get out. But if I think about it more calmly, I'd be willing to let him serve a fairly long sentence and eventually have some experts in the proper psychiatric fields determine if he can ever be let out.
2014-07-03 11:26:38 AM
1 votes:

Shaggy_C: Random people get shot in drive-by's in the hood on a daily basis; you only ever hear about it when it becomes excessive (like 40+ people killed on any given Chicago weekend).

Soon as it happens to rich white people at gas stations, though...watch out, national headlines.


When you really think about it, it's the white people's fault that they got shot.  They may be the victim but that doesn't mean they're not to blame.
2014-07-03 11:24:28 AM
1 votes:
I'm just not sure that he is going to do well in prison.  Are we sure their aren't anymore options?  Like Dittybopper's half-way house for the regretful sniper.
2014-07-03 11:24:17 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: vernonFL: Um, Dittybopper I would expect a visit from the FBI shortly.

You know, I've been talking about this kind of stuff on Fark for a while now.    I've mentioned this particular idea several times:

http://www.fark.com/comments/6441115/70805563#c70805563

http://www.fark.com/comments/4730028/55502476#c55502476

http://www.fark.com/comments/4639928/54456992#c54456992

I've yet to get a visit from the FBI.

It's just a "thought experiment".


It's easy to see why you are so insistent upon not taking away the gun "rights" of mentally ill people.
2014-07-03 11:17:26 AM
1 votes:

FLMountainMan: Notabunny: The good news is that with open-carry becoming so popular, Malvo won't have to hide in a trunk any more.

How many people have you seen open-carrying?


Well, none. But to be fair, I haven't seen anyone hiding in a trunk, either.
2014-07-03 11:10:58 AM
1 votes:
cdn.fansided.com

Are you sure Lee? Are you sure that's what you want?
2014-07-03 10:58:13 AM
1 votes:

Shaggy_C: Random people get shot in drive-by's in the hood on a daily basis; you only ever hear about it when it becomes excessive (like 40+ people killed on any given Chicago weekend).

Soon as it happens to rich white people at gas stations, though...watch out, national headlines.


Everyone knows "people... in the hood" are all gangsters anyway. They probably deserve it.
Also, all white people are rich becuz slaves and such.
2014-07-03 10:56:08 AM
1 votes:
doubtfulnewscom.c.presscdn.com....

...hmm.  ::sigh::

ALLLLLL RIGHT.  Get outta here you li'l scamp!
2014-07-03 10:50:00 AM
1 votes:
If he feels the penal system no longer has anything to offer him perhaps he could release himself on his own recognizance.
Like these guys
www.screentrek.com
2014-07-03 10:48:29 AM
1 votes:
willkara.com
2014-07-03 10:47:47 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: I've been saying for years that if an organization like Al Qaeda actually wants to commit terrorism in the United States, something like the DC sniper attacks using multiple teams, either concurrently or sequentially, is the way to go.

Those two individuals had the greater DC/NoVA/Maryland area in a panic, and it took a long time to figure out who they were, and they were found out largely because of their own stupidity.

They used an AR-15, *BUT* the nature of their attacks were such that pretty much any rifle would have worked:  They fired a single shot at almost all of their victims.  Any hunting rifle, even a single shot H&R Handi-rifle like this:



would be perfectly adequate for that kind of use and more importantly it wouldn't raise any eyebrows.  In fact, they should actively avoid any kind of firearm that might be controversial in any way.  Stick to bolt action or single shot hunting and target rifles.  Don't try to make them look "tacticool".   A well-dressed, shaved Middle-Eastern looking person at a gun range sighting in a target or hunting rifle with well-aimed single shots isn't going to sound any alarm bells.  Neither would the purchase of a few boxes of non-military caliber ammunition, especially the kind typically used for hunting or target shooting.  No one cares if someone bought 5 or 10 boxes of .243 Winchester.

If you had multiple teams that had no knowledge of or contact with the other teams, even if the police do manage to kill or capture one of the teams, that isn't much help in stopping the others.

The best way to do that would be to assign each team a number, except for the first team.  They don't get a number, they just get told the date on which to initiate their attacks.  The other teams only know what number they are, not how many come after them, and their job is to initiate after the team before them are killed or captured.  So team #2 waits until the first team is killed/captured, which they will see on the news, and then they activate.  Same with team #3:  When they see that team #2 is killed or captured, they activate, and so on.

Alternatively, you could have multiple teams operating independently in different areas.  Make it a nation-wide panic instead of just a regional one.  All teams activate on or about the same day, but they don't know anything about the other teams.

Something like that is much less risky from the perspective of a person planning this


U scary, bro.
2014-07-03 10:45:14 AM
1 votes:
The good news is that with open-carry becoming so popular, Malvo won't have to hide in a trunk any more.
2014-07-03 10:42:14 AM
1 votes:
Let him out, but we get to start shooting at him as soon as he walks through the prison gates.
2014-07-03 10:14:07 AM
1 votes:
Um, Dittybopper I would expect a visit from the FBI shortly.
2014-07-03 10:11:20 AM
1 votes:
IF he was just a kid who was brainwashed, then I would consider it.

Has he been checked out by mental heath experts?
2014-07-03 10:03:36 AM
1 votes:
Hey, his name is Malvo.  If it was Bonvo, I could see maybe, but he's obviously the "Badvo", so no.
2014-07-03 09:30:56 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: I've been saying for years that if an organization like Al Qaeda actually wants to commit terrorism in the United States, something like the DC sniper attacks using multiple teams, either concurrently or sequentially, is the way to go.

Those two individuals had the greater DC/NoVA/Maryland area in a panic, and it took a long time to figure out who they were, and they were found out largely because of their own stupidity.

They used an AR-15, *BUT* the nature of their attacks were such that pretty much any rifle would have worked:  They fired a single shot at almost all of their victims.  Any hunting rifle, even a single shot H&R Handi-rifle like this:

[cdn.armslist.com image 640x341]

would be perfectly adequate for that kind of use and more importantly it wouldn't raise any eyebrows.  In fact, they should actively avoid any kind of firearm that might be controversial in any way.  Stick to bolt action or single shot hunting and target rifles.  Don't try to make them look "tacticool".   A well-dressed, shaved Middle-Eastern looking person at a gun range sighting in a target or hunting rifle with well-aimed single shots isn't going to sound any alarm bells.  Neither would the purchase of a few boxes of non-military caliber ammunition, especially the kind typically used for hunting or target shooting.  No one cares if someone bought 5 or 10 boxes of .243 Winchester.

If you had multiple teams that had no knowledge of or contact with the other teams, even if the police do manage to kill or capture one of the teams, that isn't much help in stopping the others.

The best way to do that would be to assign each team a number, except for the first team.  They don't get a number, they just get told the date on which to initiate their attacks.  The other teams only know what number they are, not how many come after them, and their job is to initiate after the team before them are killed or captured.  So team #2 waits until the first team is killed/captured, which they will s ...


You have obviously spent a lot of time thinking about this...
2014-07-03 09:29:01 AM
1 votes:
I wonder how Elian Gonzalez feels about this?
2014-07-03 09:25:09 AM
1 votes:
Let him out of prison the same way they let his accomplice out.
2014-07-03 09:06:38 AM
1 votes:
How about no
 
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