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(WTOP)   Lee Boyd Malvo, the DC sniper, believes that he's learned some important lessons about not using human beings as target practice and would like to be let out of prison now, please   (wtop.com) divider line 233
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2014-07-03 09:06:38 AM  
How about no
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-03 09:14:59 AM  
Let his head out today.

Let his body out next week.
 
2014-07-03 09:20:21 AM  
How about 'Oh HELL NO!'
 
2014-07-03 09:21:28 AM  
I'm gonna go with no on this one as well.
 
2014-07-03 09:24:46 AM  
Give the kid a break. He's contrite. Where is your heart?

Not really. That kid can rot. Just thought someone should take up the other position for the sake of discussion.
 
2014-07-03 09:25:09 AM  
Let him out of prison the same way they let his accomplice out.
 
2014-07-03 09:27:35 AM  
I've been saying for years that if an organization like Al Qaeda actually wants to commit terrorism in the United States, something like the DC sniper attacks using multiple teams, either concurrently or sequentially, is the way to go.

Those two individuals had the greater DC/NoVA/Maryland area in a panic, and it took a long time to figure out who they were, and they were found out largely because of their own stupidity.

They used an AR-15, *BUT* the nature of their attacks were such that pretty much any rifle would have worked:  They fired a single shot at almost all of their victims.  Any hunting rifle, even a single shot H&R Handi-rifle like this:

cdn.armslist.com

would be perfectly adequate for that kind of use and more importantly it wouldn't raise any eyebrows.  In fact, they should actively avoid any kind of firearm that might be controversial in any way.  Stick to bolt action or single shot hunting and target rifles.  Don't try to make them look "tacticool".   A well-dressed, shaved Middle-Eastern looking person at a gun range sighting in a target or hunting rifle with well-aimed single shots isn't going to sound any alarm bells.  Neither would the purchase of a few boxes of non-military caliber ammunition, especially the kind typically used for hunting or target shooting.  No one cares if someone bought 5 or 10 boxes of .243 Winchester.

If you had multiple teams that had no knowledge of or contact with the other teams, even if the police do manage to kill or capture one of the teams, that isn't much help in stopping the others.

The best way to do that would be to assign each team a number, except for the first team.  They don't get a number, they just get told the date on which to initiate their attacks.  The other teams only know what number they are, not how many come after them, and their job is to initiate after the team before them are killed or captured.  So team #2 waits until the first team is killed/captured, which they will see on the news, and then they activate.  Same with team #3:  When they see that team #2 is killed or captured, they activate, and so on.

Alternatively, you could have multiple teams operating independently in different areas.  Make it a nation-wide panic instead of just a regional one.  All teams activate on or about the same day, but they don't know anything about the other teams.

Something like that is much less risky from the perspective of a person planning this
 
2014-07-03 09:29:01 AM  
I wonder how Elian Gonzalez feels about this?
 
2014-07-03 09:30:56 AM  

dittybopper: I've been saying for years that if an organization like Al Qaeda actually wants to commit terrorism in the United States, something like the DC sniper attacks using multiple teams, either concurrently or sequentially, is the way to go.

Those two individuals had the greater DC/NoVA/Maryland area in a panic, and it took a long time to figure out who they were, and they were found out largely because of their own stupidity.

They used an AR-15, *BUT* the nature of their attacks were such that pretty much any rifle would have worked:  They fired a single shot at almost all of their victims.  Any hunting rifle, even a single shot H&R Handi-rifle like this:

[cdn.armslist.com image 640x341]

would be perfectly adequate for that kind of use and more importantly it wouldn't raise any eyebrows.  In fact, they should actively avoid any kind of firearm that might be controversial in any way.  Stick to bolt action or single shot hunting and target rifles.  Don't try to make them look "tacticool".   A well-dressed, shaved Middle-Eastern looking person at a gun range sighting in a target or hunting rifle with well-aimed single shots isn't going to sound any alarm bells.  Neither would the purchase of a few boxes of non-military caliber ammunition, especially the kind typically used for hunting or target shooting.  No one cares if someone bought 5 or 10 boxes of .243 Winchester.

If you had multiple teams that had no knowledge of or contact with the other teams, even if the police do manage to kill or capture one of the teams, that isn't much help in stopping the others.

The best way to do that would be to assign each team a number, except for the first team.  They don't get a number, they just get told the date on which to initiate their attacks.  The other teams only know what number they are, not how many come after them, and their job is to initiate after the team before them are killed or captured.  So team #2 waits until the first team is killed/captured, which they will s ...


You have obviously spent a lot of time thinking about this...
 
2014-07-03 09:31:37 AM  

dittybopper: I've been saying for years that if an organization like Al Qaeda actually wants to commit terrorism in the United States, something like the DC sniper attacks using multiple teams, either concurrently or sequentially, is the way to go.

Those two individuals had the greater DC/NoVA/Maryland area in a panic, and it took a long time to figure out who they were, and they were found out largely because of their own stupidity.

They used an AR-15, *BUT* the nature of their attacks were such that pretty much any rifle would have worked:  They fired a single shot at almost all of their victims.  Any hunting rifle, even a single shot H&R Handi-rifle like this:

[cdn.armslist.com image 640x341]

would be perfectly adequate for that kind of use and more importantly it wouldn't raise any eyebrows.  In fact, they should actively avoid any kind of firearm that might be controversial in any way.  Stick to bolt action or single shot hunting and target rifles.  Don't try to make them look "tacticool".   A well-dressed, shaved Middle-Eastern looking person at a gun range sighting in a target or hunting rifle with well-aimed single shots isn't going to sound any alarm bells.  Neither would the purchase of a few boxes of non-military caliber ammunition, especially the kind typically used for hunting or target shooting.  No one cares if someone bought 5 or 10 boxes of .243 Winchester.

If you had multiple teams that had no knowledge of or contact with the other teams, even if the police do manage to kill or capture one of the teams, that isn't much help in stopping the others.

The best way to do that would be to assign each team a number, except for the first team.  They don't get a number, they just get told the date on which to initiate their attacks.  The other teams only know what number they are, not how many come after them, and their job is to initiate after the team before them are killed or captured.  So team #2 waits until the first team is killed/captured, which they will s ...


You appear to have given this a lot of thought.
 
2014-07-03 09:31:59 AM  
Yes, yes he should be let out.

Then sent to the Bundy Ranch. Armed.
 
2014-07-03 09:34:24 AM  
Oh, come on...look how innocent he is!

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-03 09:53:07 AM  
You know what Lee, I brought you something, it's in my pocket and...oh here it is.

www.unlimitedchoice.org
 
2014-07-03 09:59:21 AM  
I don't see any harm in it.  I say he served his time.
 
2014-07-03 09:59:39 AM  
You have obviously spent a lot of time thinking about this...

You appear to have given this a lot of thought.


Actually, not as much as you might think.

Really, it's just a synthesis of 9/11 Al Qaeda teams combined with the DC Sniper attacks.

But yeah, I often engage in that sort of intellectual exercise.

Autonomous drug smuggling submarine:
http://www.fark.com/comments/4159962/48110606#c48110606

Cruise missile using long range GPS guided model airplanes:
http://www.fark.com/comments/7708110/83722315#c83722315

How GPS would make something like the Japanese Balloon Bombs of WWII a viable terror weapon:
http://www.fark.com/comments/8014198/87573735#c87573735

It's fun to think "outside of the box" and come up with alternate means to accomplish a task.
 
2014-07-03 10:03:36 AM  
Hey, his name is Malvo.  If it was Bonvo, I could see maybe, but he's obviously the "Badvo", so no.
 
2014-07-03 10:11:20 AM  
IF he was just a kid who was brainwashed, then I would consider it.

Has he been checked out by mental heath experts?
 
2014-07-03 10:14:07 AM  
Um, Dittybopper I would expect a visit from the FBI shortly.
 
2014-07-03 10:38:05 AM  

vernonFL: Um, Dittybopper I would expect a visit from the FBI shortly.


You know, I've been talking about this kind of stuff on Fark for a while now.    I've mentioned this particular idea several times:

http://www.fark.com/comments/6441115/70805563#c70805563

http://www.fark.com/comments/4730028/55502476#c55502476

http://www.fark.com/comments/4639928/54456992#c54456992

I've yet to get a visit from the FBI.

It's just a "thought experiment".
 
2014-07-03 10:41:19 AM  

dittybopper: vernonFL: Um, Dittybopper I would expect a visit from the FBI shortly.

You know, I've been talking about this kind of stuff on Fark for a while now.    I've mentioned this particular idea several times:

http://www.fark.com/comments/6441115/70805563#c70805563

http://www.fark.com/comments/4730028/55502476#c55502476

http://www.fark.com/comments/4639928/54456992#c54456992

I've yet to get a visit from the FBI.

It's just a "thought experiment".


You make a great case for gun control.
 
2014-07-03 10:42:14 AM  
Let him out, but we get to start shooting at him as soon as he walks through the prison gates.
 
2014-07-03 10:42:40 AM  

vernonFL: Um, Dittybopper I would expect a visit from the FBI shortly.


C'mon, the Bonvo joke wasn't that bad.  ;)
 
2014-07-03 10:42:44 AM  

dittybopper: I've been saying for years that if an organization like Al Qaeda actually wants to commit terrorism in the United States, something like the DC sniper attacks using multiple teams, either concurrently or sequentially, is the way to go.

Those two individuals had the greater DC/NoVA/Maryland area in a panic, and it took a long time to figure out who they were, and they were found out largely because of their own stupidity.

They used an AR-15, *BUT* the nature of their attacks were such that pretty much any rifle would have worked:  They fired a single shot at almost all of their victims.  Any hunting rifle, even a single shot H&R Handi-rifle like this:



would be perfectly adequate for that kind of use and more importantly it wouldn't raise any eyebrows.  In fact, they should actively avoid any kind of firearm that might be controversial in any way.  Stick to bolt action or single shot hunting and target rifles.  Don't try to make them look "tacticool".   A well-dressed, shaved Middle-Eastern looking person at a gun range sighting in a target or hunting rifle with well-aimed single shots isn't going to sound any alarm bells.  Neither would the purchase of a few boxes of non-military caliber ammunition, especially the kind typically used for hunting or target shooting.  No one cares if someone bought 5 or 10 boxes of .243 Winchester.

If you had multiple teams that had no knowledge of or contact with the other teams, even if the police do manage to kill or capture one of the teams, that isn't much help in stopping the others.

The best way to do that would be to assign each team a number, except for the first team.  They don't get a number, they just get told the date on which to initiate their attacks.  The other teams only know what number they are, not how many come after them, and their job is to initiate after the team before them are killed or captured.  So team #2 waits until the first team is killed/captured, which they will see on the news, and then they activate.  Same with team #3:  When they see that team #2 is killed or captured, they activate, and so on.

Alternatively, you could have multiple teams operating independently in different areas.  Make it a nation-wide panic instead of just a regional one.  All teams activate on or about the same day, but they don't know anything about the other teams.

Something like that is much less risky from the perspective of a person planning this


Homerbackingupintobushes.jpg
 
2014-07-03 10:44:12 AM  
is this the kid or the old guy? I might have a small amount of sympathy for the kid. Not enough to let him out of prison yet, mind you, but maybe someday.

I don't actually care enough to check, though.
 
2014-07-03 10:44:16 AM  
Dear Mr. Malvo:

We have decided to let you out of prison. We have even given you a vehicle which is yours. The keys are inside:

c1.staticflickr.com

We have given each of the families of the victims a powerful rifle with an accurate scope, and they have been practicing hitting targets up to a half-mile away for the last six months. We've told them that you're getting out so that they've had time to reconnoiter the area. They may or may not be waiting in hiding for you.

Go for it.
 
2014-07-03 10:45:14 AM  
The good news is that with open-carry becoming so popular, Malvo won't have to hide in a trunk any more.
 
2014-07-03 10:45:28 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-03 10:45:33 AM  

vernonFL: Um, Dittybopper I would expect a visit from the FBI shortly.


I know, I'm not even sure I want to comment in this thread because I'm pretty sure every single NSA alert has lit up the board like a Christmas tree...
 
2014-07-03 10:46:38 AM  
Random people get shot in drive-by's in the hood on a daily basis; you only ever hear about it when it becomes excessive (like 40+ people killed on any given Chicago weekend).

Soon as it happens to rich white people at gas stations, though...watch out, national headlines.
 
2014-07-03 10:46:41 AM  

SmackLT: Dear Mr. Malvo:

We have decided to let you out of prison. We have even given you a vehicle which is yours. The keys are inside:

[c1.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

We have given each of the families of the victims a powerful rifle with an accurate scope, and they have been practicing hitting targets up to a half-mile away for the last six months. We've told them that you're getting out so that they've had time to reconnoiter the area. They may or may not be waiting in hiding for you.

Go for it.


Don't forget to ZIG ZAG.
 
2014-07-03 10:47:47 AM  

dittybopper: I've been saying for years that if an organization like Al Qaeda actually wants to commit terrorism in the United States, something like the DC sniper attacks using multiple teams, either concurrently or sequentially, is the way to go.

Those two individuals had the greater DC/NoVA/Maryland area in a panic, and it took a long time to figure out who they were, and they were found out largely because of their own stupidity.

They used an AR-15, *BUT* the nature of their attacks were such that pretty much any rifle would have worked:  They fired a single shot at almost all of their victims.  Any hunting rifle, even a single shot H&R Handi-rifle like this:



would be perfectly adequate for that kind of use and more importantly it wouldn't raise any eyebrows.  In fact, they should actively avoid any kind of firearm that might be controversial in any way.  Stick to bolt action or single shot hunting and target rifles.  Don't try to make them look "tacticool".   A well-dressed, shaved Middle-Eastern looking person at a gun range sighting in a target or hunting rifle with well-aimed single shots isn't going to sound any alarm bells.  Neither would the purchase of a few boxes of non-military caliber ammunition, especially the kind typically used for hunting or target shooting.  No one cares if someone bought 5 or 10 boxes of .243 Winchester.

If you had multiple teams that had no knowledge of or contact with the other teams, even if the police do manage to kill or capture one of the teams, that isn't much help in stopping the others.

The best way to do that would be to assign each team a number, except for the first team.  They don't get a number, they just get told the date on which to initiate their attacks.  The other teams only know what number they are, not how many come after them, and their job is to initiate after the team before them are killed or captured.  So team #2 waits until the first team is killed/captured, which they will see on the news, and then they activate.  Same with team #3:  When they see that team #2 is killed or captured, they activate, and so on.

Alternatively, you could have multiple teams operating independently in different areas.  Make it a nation-wide panic instead of just a regional one.  All teams activate on or about the same day, but they don't know anything about the other teams.

Something like that is much less risky from the perspective of a person planning this


U scary, bro.
 
2014-07-03 10:48:29 AM  
willkara.com
 
2014-07-03 10:50:00 AM  
If he feels the penal system no longer has anything to offer him perhaps he could release himself on his own recognizance.
Like these guys
www.screentrek.com
 
2014-07-03 10:50:57 AM  
Better do it.  We need to make room for a pot dealer.
 
2014-07-03 10:51:46 AM  

Ponzholio: vernonFL: Um, Dittybopper I would expect a visit from the FBI shortly.

I know, I'm not even sure I want to comment in this thread because I'm pretty sure every single NSA alert has lit up the board like a Christmas tree...


I doubt the FBI/NSA has time to devote to all the gun nuts fantasizing online about how they could be a big man and blow lots of random people away so easily; they would never get anything else done.
 
2014-07-03 10:52:58 AM  
Well, his attorney makes an unfortunate, but good point. Yet, somehow, I don't think he will get anywhere with the SCOTUS. I'm betting the case will never be heard and if it is, he will be ruled against unanimously. Some people are just too dangerous to ever be allowed to walk free again.
 
2014-07-03 10:53:58 AM  

dittybopper: vernonFL: Um, Dittybopper I would expect a visit from the FBI shortly.

You know, I've been talking about this kind of stuff on Fark for a while now.    I've mentioned this particular idea several times:

http://www.fark.com/comments/6441115/70805563#c70805563

http://www.fark.com/comments/4730028/55502476#c55502476

http://www.fark.com/comments/4639928/54456992#c54456992

I've yet to get a visit from the FBI.

It's just a "thought experiment".


As mentioned earlier, U scary bro

/thought something similar while the whole thing was going on.
//waited for the copy cats
 
2014-07-03 10:54:18 AM  
If they fried him when his partner was fried in 2009 we wouldn't be hearing about this now.
 
2014-07-03 10:54:19 AM  

dittybopper: vernonFL: Um, Dittybopper I would expect a visit from the FBI shortly.

You know, I've been talking about this kind of stuff on Fark for a while now.    I've mentioned this particular idea several times:

http://www.fark.com/comments/6441115/70805563#c70805563

http://www.fark.com/comments/4730028/55502476#c55502476

http://www.fark.com/comments/4639928/54456992#c54456992

I've yet to get a visit from the FBI.

It's just a "thought experiment".


I think he meant, Expect a visit from Al Qaeda's planning division.
 
2014-07-03 10:54:22 AM  

Shaggy_C: Random people get shot in drive-by's in the hood on a daily basis; you only ever hear about it when it becomes excessive (like 40+ people killed on any given Chicago weekend).

Soon as it happens to rich white people at gas stations, though...watch out, national headlines.


Yes, and that's exactly the way the hood wants it, too.

/you'd think after the LA riots that whitey would learn to keep his nose out of the black man's business
//but they're just too goddamn obsessed with being white knights out to save the Africans from themselves
 
2014-07-03 10:54:26 AM  

Ponzholio: vernonFL: Um, Dittybopper I would expect a visit from the FBI shortly.

I know, I'm not even sure I want to comment in this thread because I'm pretty sure every single NSA alert has lit up the board like a Christmas tree...


Let's see if we can't get it lit up solid!

Chechnya
Dirty bomb
Sovereign citizen
Obama
Allah
Jihad
Molon Labe
Militia
Al Qaeda
Taliban
Waco
Ruby Ridge
Dam
Power Plant
Refinery
Oil pipeline
Freedom Tower
 
2014-07-03 10:55:38 AM  
I am shocked that anyone else around here is shocked that dittybopper thinks about blowing things away a lot.
 
2014-07-03 10:56:08 AM  
doubtfulnewscom.c.presscdn.com....

...hmm.  ::sigh::

ALLLLLL RIGHT.  Get outta here you li'l scamp!
 
2014-07-03 10:56:42 AM  

ChipNASA: SmackLT: Dear Mr. Malvo:

We have decided to let you out of prison. We have even given you a vehicle which is yours. The keys are inside:

[c1.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

We have given each of the families of the victims a powerful rifle with an accurate scope, and they have been practicing hitting targets up to a half-mile away for the last six months. We've told them that you're getting out so that they've had time to reconnoiter the area. They may or may not be waiting in hiding for you.

Go for it.

Don't forget to ZIG ZAG.


Serpentine! Serpentine!
 
2014-07-03 10:58:13 AM  

Shaggy_C: Random people get shot in drive-by's in the hood on a daily basis; you only ever hear about it when it becomes excessive (like 40+ people killed on any given Chicago weekend).

Soon as it happens to rich white people at gas stations, though...watch out, national headlines.


Everyone knows "people... in the hood" are all gangsters anyway. They probably deserve it.
Also, all white people are rich becuz slaves and such.
 
gja
2014-07-03 10:58:59 AM  

Generation_D: How about no


Works for me.

/thread done in 1
 
2014-07-03 10:59:09 AM  
He must still be a special treatment case.  I would have guessed he'd been shanked by now.
 
2014-07-03 10:59:29 AM  

Shaggy_C: Random people get shot in drive-by's in the hood on a daily basis; you only ever hear about it when it becomes excessive (like 40+ people killed on any given Chicago weekend).

Soon as it happens to rich white people at gas stations, though...watch out, national headlines.


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-07-03 10:59:36 AM  

Fish in a Barrel: Ponzholio: vernonFL: Um, Dittybopper I would expect a visit from the FBI shortly.

I know, I'm not even sure I want to comment in this thread because I'm pretty sure every single NSA alert has lit up the board like a Christmas tree...

Let's see if we can't get it lit up solid!

Chechnya
Dirty bomb
Sovereign citizen
Obama
Allah
Jihad
Molon Labe
Militia
Al Qaeda
Taliban
Waco
Ruby Ridge
Dam
Power Plant
Refinery
Oil pipeline
Freedom Tower


Snowden Snowden Snowden  Snowden  Snowden  Snowden  Snowden  Snowden    Snowden 
 
2014-07-03 10:59:38 AM  
Let him out, one limb at a time.
 
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