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(Jezebel)   'Bubbling' Is the new teen trend that no teen anywhere has ever done but will be reported in horrified tones by news outlets across the country   (jezebel.com ) divider line
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2014-07-03 09:01:06 AM  
I really wanted to see if I could do that but I was too yellow.
 
2014-07-03 09:09:07 AM  
This article really pisses me off.
 
2014-07-03 09:11:04 AM  
Urine with the in crowd now, Kiddo.
 
2014-07-03 09:42:35 AM  
Gee, whiz.
 
2014-07-03 09:58:40 AM  
Wait until Bear Grylls hears about this...
 
2014-07-03 09:58:44 AM  

i1123.photobucket.com

 
2014-07-03 10:04:34 AM  
postgradproblems.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-07-03 10:33:26 AM  
So how does this fit into the rainbow parties.
 
2014-07-03 10:33:28 AM  
You deride now, but wait until it's YOUR grandmother lying bloody on the pavement after being the victim of the knockout game from a group of boys high on jenkem.
 
2014-07-03 10:52:36 AM  
img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-03 10:57:49 AM  
Jezebel's latest shocking article: "Boys are icky".
 
2014-07-03 10:58:15 AM  
Damn you Craig Robinson!

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-07-03 10:58:15 AM  
some peon needed to make a few bucks writing a stupid article
 
2014-07-03 10:58:16 AM  
mormonsoprano.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-03 10:58:48 AM  
fta teens of today (boys of the nadsat)

Is that some kind of horribly uncomfortable chair?
 
2014-07-03 10:58:57 AM  
No. There's no way this is real. I refuse to believe it. If I have to substitute my own reality in this case, I will. I simply refuse to believe that teenagers are engaging in drinking their own piss. If it were happening, it would have taken off after Bear Grylls and the meme.
 
2014-07-03 10:59:35 AM  
My infant did that a couple of weeks ago in the bath. Surprised the hell out of himself.
 
2014-07-03 10:59:44 AM  

Notabunny: fta teens of today (boys of the nadsat)

Is that some kind of horribly uncomfortable chair?


Remember the slatted chair in Casino Royale?
 
2014-07-03 10:59:50 AM  
I'm huffing jenkum right now so I'm getting a big kick out of all this. I think.
 
2014-07-03 11:00:20 AM  

cgraves67: My infant did that a couple of weeks ago in the bath. Surprised the hell out of himself.


Did you use the Ron Burgundy line of "I'm not even mad, I'm impressed?"
 
2014-07-03 11:00:21 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-03 11:00:43 AM  
Jezebel blocked at work, anyone got the tl;dr on what kids these days are supposedly doing?
 
2014-07-03 11:00:53 AM  
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-07-03 11:01:35 AM  
In before 'urine is sterile' crowd.

/gag
 
2014-07-03 11:01:47 AM  
I think it would be more fun if you let someone else do the pissing. And, of course, it isn't gay if you don't kiss.
 
2014-07-03 11:02:49 AM  
If you're like me and don't click Jezebel but are curious what bubbling is, google says it's the act of urinating into one's own mouth.
 
2014-07-03 11:03:07 AM  
Teens discover watersports, claim it as something new.
 
2014-07-03 11:03:08 AM  

ikanreed: Jezebel blocked at work, anyone got the tl;dr on what kids these days are supposedly doing?


Teens peeing into their own mouths.  Seems legit.
 
2014-07-03 11:03:16 AM  
Teenagers, especially teenage boys, are some of the stupidest sacks of meat walking the planet, so even if this is just a hoax, it's still something they could conceivably think of doing anyway.  You could tell a group of teenagers that they could shock their nuts by tying their iPhones to their dicks and sticking jumper cables up their asses, and I guarantee you at least one of them will try it.
 
2014-07-03 11:03:29 AM  

doubled99: I'm huffing jenkum right now so I'm getting a big kick out of all this. I think.


i2.kym-cdn.com
You want some Jenkem? It'll make you all better.
Sure, it's a natural remedy!  Huff on this!
What's in it?
My body waste, silly.

/One last jobber
 
2014-07-03 11:04:52 AM  

dugitman: So how does this fit into the rainbow lemon parties.


ftfy
 
2014-07-03 11:05:51 AM  
Use urinate in a sentence.
Urinate, but with bigger boobs you'd be a ten.
Old joke
Old guy
 
2014-07-03 11:06:53 AM  
Come on now...this is totally fake but seeing as how it's Forth Of July. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE BUTT ROCKET!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb88gueO-yQ&feature=kp



/owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
 
2014-07-03 11:07:55 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-03 11:08:41 AM  

Coco LaFemme: You could tell a group of teenagers that they could shock their nuts by tying their iPhones to their dicks and sticking jumper cables up their asses, and I guarantee you at least one of them will try it.


go on...
 
2014-07-03 11:09:38 AM  
www.electus.com

Is unimpressed
 
2014-07-03 11:09:48 AM  
Those crazy kids. They see something on YouTube and want to make a monkey of themselves by trying it.

NSFW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtp5Hz6msVE
NSFW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-yZFbzaWbg
 
2014-07-03 11:10:19 AM  
"It went everywhere," the witness, Adon1kam, continued. "All down his shirt and in his hair, he seriously went for for like a solid minute. It was feral."

Has anyone heard the totally true Jezebel story about Will Ferrell peeing in his own mouth?
 
2014-07-03 11:10:54 AM  
Bubbling is a nice night-cap at the end of a rainbow party.
 
2014-07-03 11:11:12 AM  
What "bubbling" used to mean -- Taco Bell and Hot Tub.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-03 11:11:37 AM  

ChipNASA: Come on now...this is totally fake but seeing as how it's Forth Of July. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE BUTT ROCKET!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb88gueO-yQ&feature=kp


/owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow


I did that eight years ago.  I still have scars from the bits of burning fuse dropping off.
 
2014-07-03 11:12:28 AM  
Seems to me that this shouldn't be called "Bubbling", but rather "Gryllsing".
whatcanilearntoday.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-03 11:12:43 AM  
Hooray for phoney-baloney fake fads!
 
2014-07-03 11:13:46 AM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: cgraves67: My infant did that a couple of weeks ago in the bath. Surprised the hell out of himself.

Did you use the Ron Burgundy line of "I'm not even mad, I'm impressed?"


No, I was mostly interested in staying clear of the line of fire.
 
2014-07-03 11:14:08 AM  

for good or for awesome: "It went everywhere," the witness, Adon1kam, continued. "All down his shirt and in his hair, he seriously went for for like a solid minute. It was feral."

Has anyone heard the totally true Jezebel story about Will Ferrell peeing in his own mouth?


No, but I did see comedian Jim Norton admit on Inside Amy Schumer that he enjoys getting golden showers from his girlfriends.
 
2014-07-03 11:14:14 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Teenagers, especially teenage boys, are some of the stupidest sacks of meat walking the planet, so even if this is just a hoax, it's still something they could conceivably think of doing anyway.  You could tell a group of teenagers that they could shock their nuts by tying their iPhones to their dicks and sticking jumper cables up their asses, and I guarantee you at least one of them will try it.


"Fake but accurate:" the most old and busted meme in existence.
 
2014-07-03 11:15:39 AM  
Yes this a thread jack although semi-related. I clicked on the bubbling link in the article and it
took me to

http://www.sundayworld.com/top-stories/daily-world/newest-online-cra ze -bubbling-sees-teens-urinating-in-their-own-mouth

where they tried to set 220 cookies. JFK!!!! That's over double what Christian Science Monitor tries to set, which is outrageous to begin with.

/back to your regularly scheduled programmming
 
2014-07-03 11:15:42 AM  

MutantMotherMouse: In before 'urine is sterile' crowd.

/gag


So is sulfuric acid, lead, and glass shards. Just because something is sterile, doesn't mean that it won't F you up, kiddos.
 
2014-07-03 11:16:11 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Hooray for phoney-baloney fake fads!


What? It's fake? You should have told me that before I pissed in my eye.
 
2014-07-03 11:17:29 AM  

cgraves67: My infant did that a couple of weeks ago in the bath. Surprised the hell out of himself.


Heh... gotta love babies. This, of course, is one reason I'm glad my 14 week old is a girl. At least when she pees during a diaper change, it just dribbles downward, instead of being a fountain, as I've heard is often the case with little boys.
 
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