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(Uproxx)   Here's the first picture of Superman in Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice. Yep, that's Superman all right   (uproxx.com) divider line 132
    More: Cool, Henry Cavill, Superman, Gal Gadot  
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2014-07-03 09:10:24 AM  
I think the decision in Batman v Superman will set an important legal precedent.
 
2014-07-03 09:25:16 AM  
I see Henry Cavill's hairline is still receding.  At this rate, he'll be wearing a toupee by the second sequel.
 
2014-07-03 09:31:43 AM  
That Superman sure is Superman.
 
2014-07-03 09:55:48 AM  
I think they need to change his name to Hopeman.
 
2014-07-03 10:06:38 AM  
He's got a bit of a Rob Liefeld chest going in that picture.

www.anawfulart.com
 
2014-07-03 11:03:22 AM  

RexTalionis: He's got a bit of a Rob Liefeld chest going in that picture.

[www.anawfulart.com image 800x1075]


But no pouches.
 
2014-07-03 11:26:54 AM  
 
2014-07-03 11:30:15 AM  
The perfect disguise. Every newspaper reporter I've seen looks exactly like that.
 
2014-07-03 11:54:18 AM  
www.akirathedon.com
 
2014-07-03 11:58:15 AM  
I hope they go into the origins of both Superman and Batman. I feel that those topics need to be fleshed out a few more times. I'm not quite getting it.
 
2014-07-03 12:04:18 PM  
His stance in that picture makes it look like he really needs to use the bathroom.
 
2014-07-03 12:08:39 PM  

Lando Lincoln: I hope they go into the origins of both Superman and Batman. I feel that those topics need to be fleshed out a few more times. I'm not quite getting it.


It's quite simple. In Man of Steel we find out that Superman's parents are kind of assholes. They could have fled their planet and started a new life with the infant son but they instead chose to abandon their child and send him onto a planet where there was a 2/3 chance he would drown and an even higher chance he would starve to death or be the subject of medical experiments the rest of his life.

By some act of God he lands in rural Iowa and somehow he avoids becoming a Tea Bagger; no one has really figured that one out yet.
 
2014-07-03 12:16:57 PM  
They're going to have a tough time convincing the court that Doctor Octopus v Spider-Man isn't controlling.
 
2014-07-03 12:19:42 PM  
Needs to be grittier. Smear some grit right on the image.
 
2014-07-03 12:19:47 PM  
So it's going to be a cartoon?  I'll watch that!
 
2014-07-03 12:20:18 PM  

bdub77: Lando Lincoln: I hope they go into the origins of both Superman and Batman. I feel that those topics need to be fleshed out a few more times. I'm not quite getting it.

It's quite simple. In Man of Steel we find out that Superman's parents are kind of assholes. They could have fled their planet and started a new life with the infant son but they instead chose to abandon their child and send him onto a planet where there was a 2/3 chance he would drown and an even higher chance he would starve to death or be the subject of medical experiments the rest of his life.

By some act of God he lands in rural Iowa and somehow he avoids becoming a Tea Bagger; no one has really figured that one out yet.


Tea bagger Superman exists on Earth 33.  He flies around with Bootstrap Lad fighting injustice like Taxman and The RINO.
 
2014-07-03 12:20:43 PM  
That defining moment....

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-03 12:21:38 PM  

bdub77: rural Iowa


Are you trying to retcon Smallville from Kansas to Iowa?
 
2014-07-03 12:22:01 PM  
Some left his cape out in the rain.
 
2014-07-03 12:22:12 PM  
They should have just done another Batman v Green Hornet again...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-03 12:22:14 PM  

Riche: I found this article on uproxx far more interesting:

http://uproxx.com/gammasquad/2014/07/the-complete-batman-tv-series-h as -an-official-release-date-and-a-brand-new-trailer/

NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!


IFC is having a Batman marathon starting tomorrow morning.
 
2014-07-03 12:23:14 PM  
Someone left his cape out in the rain.
 
2014-07-03 12:23:31 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: bdub77: rural Iowa

Are you trying to retcon Smallville from Kansas to Iowa?


Yeah my bad. But honestly, that's even worse. There's no chance he doesn't grow up driving a pickup with a don't tread on me flag.
 
2014-07-03 12:24:22 PM  
I can't wait to see the internet after this movie comes out
 
2014-07-03 12:24:43 PM  

bdub77: The_Six_Fingered_Man: bdub77: rural Iowa

Are you trying to retcon Smallville from Kansas to Iowa?

Yeah my bad. But honestly, that's even worse. There's no chance he doesn't grow up driving a pickup with a don't tread on me flag.


I am surprised that no one in Smallville ever asked to see Clark's long form birth certificate.
 
2014-07-03 12:25:09 PM  
Superman don't need no umbrella.
 
2014-07-03 12:25:57 PM  

carrion_luggage: Someone left his cape out in the rain.


Batman's tears.
 
2014-07-03 12:35:43 PM  
Maybe supes should fight a giant spider.

/obscure?
 
2014-07-03 12:36:08 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: carrion_luggage: Someone left his cape out in the rain.

Batman's tears.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-03 12:37:05 PM  
Cool, someone's sophomore Photoshop final project.
 
2014-07-03 12:37:27 PM  
He explains that having the "v" instead of "vs." is a way "to keep it from being a straight 'versus' movie, even in the most subtle way.

That really just makes it seem like a movie about a court case. Was Zack Snyder this dumb before?
 
2014-07-03 12:37:43 PM  
What? Nobody's posted that pic of Batman bin Suparman yet? You guys are getting slow,. . .
 
2014-07-03 12:38:14 PM  

browneye: I see Henry Cavill's hairline is still receding.  At this rate, he'll be wearing a toupee by the second sequel.


I don't see that.  Nor do i see it in any real world photos.... Dude's got good hair.    Affleck is the one who wears the hair piece.
 
2014-07-03 12:39:45 PM  

cashman: Batman bin Suparman


resources2.news.com.au

What was your excuse?
 
2014-07-03 12:40:06 PM  
He explains that having the "v" instead of "vs." is a way "to keep it from being a straight 'versus' movie, even in the most subtle way."

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-03 12:40:23 PM  

bdub77: The_Six_Fingered_Man: bdub77: rural Iowa

Are you trying to retcon Smallville from Kansas to Iowa?

Yeah my bad. But honestly, that's even worse. There's no chance he doesn't grow up driving a pickup with a don't tread on me flag.


No, he said Kansas... not Alabama!

Although, an Alabaman Superman would be interesting... "Lex Luthor!  Y 'all just put them nukleer missiles down now, son!"
 
2014-07-03 12:40:53 PM  

RexTalionis: He's got a bit of a Rob Liefeld chest going in that picture.

[www.anawfulart.com image 800x1075]


Say what you will, but Henry Cavill actually made sure he had the body to look like Superman.

I just hope that in this movie Batman takes him aside and mentions that maybe he should switch to a brighter color palette as a way to get more people to trust him.
 
2014-07-03 12:42:04 PM  

Notabunny: The perfect disguise. Every newspaper reporter I've seen looks exactly like that.


Yeah - worked in the bullpen for more than a decade. We all have faces that broadcast radio would reject.
 
2014-07-03 12:44:49 PM  

Brick-House: They should have just done another Batman v Green Hornet again...

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 639x377]


Did Bruce Lee get to kick the living shiat out of Burt Ward?
 
2014-07-03 12:45:08 PM  

spcMike: Say what you will, but Henry Cavill actually made sure he had the body to look like Superman.


why would Superman be "pumped", anyway?  exercise requires exertion.  you don't bulk up like that lifting tissue paper.
 
2014-07-03 12:45:57 PM  

spcMike: I just hope that in this movie Batman takes him aside and mentions that maybe he should switch to a brighter color palette as a way to get more people to trust him.


And to, you know, act like Superman and not like a menace.
 
2014-07-03 12:48:09 PM  

RexTalionis: He's got a bit of a Rob Liefeld chest going in that picture.

[www.anawfulart.com image 800x1075]


Nah.  Rob Liefeld is way scrawnier than that.
 
2014-07-03 12:48:37 PM  
Is that a drawing?  It looks more like a drawing than a real person.
 
2014-07-03 12:49:16 PM  

Son of Thunder: He explains that having the "v" instead of "vs." is a way "to keep it from being a straight 'versus' movie, even in the most subtle way."

[img.fark.net image 600x750]


Speaking of which, what the hell does he think "subtle" means?

(Let me guess? "Sucker Punch" was subtle?)
 
2014-07-03 12:53:29 PM  

Leishu: Son of Thunder: He explains that having the "v" instead of "vs." is a way "to keep it from being a straight 'versus' movie, even in the most subtle way."

[img.fark.net image 600x750]

Speaking of which, what the hell does he think "subtle" means?

(Let me guess? "Sucker Punch" was subtle?)


The costumes weren't slutty enough.
 
2014-07-03 12:55:27 PM  

carrion_luggage: Some left his cape out in the rain.


So, Captain Marvel?
 
2014-07-03 12:57:59 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: bdub77: The_Six_Fingered_Man: bdub77: rural Iowa

Are you trying to retcon Smallville from Kansas to Iowa?

Yeah my bad. But honestly, that's even worse. There's no chance he doesn't grow up driving a pickup with a don't tread on me flag.

I am surprised that no one in Smallville ever asked to see Clark's long form birth certificate.


Why would they? He's white.
 
2014-07-03 01:02:06 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: bdub77: Lando Lincoln: I hope they go into the origins of both Superman and Batman. I feel that those topics need to be fleshed out a few more times. I'm not quite getting it.

It's quite simple. In Man of Steel we find out that Superman's parents are kind of assholes. They could have fled their planet and started a new life with the infant son but they instead chose to abandon their child and send him onto a planet where there was a 2/3 chance he would drown and an even higher chance he would starve to death or be the subject of medical experiments the rest of his life.

By some act of God he lands in rural Iowa and somehow he avoids becoming a Tea Bagger; no one has really figured that one out yet.

Tea bagger Superman exists on Earth 33.  He flies around with Bootstrap Lad fighting injustice like Taxman and The RINO.


Yup, he even had his own comic.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-03 01:02:54 PM  

Brick-House: They should have just done another Batman v Green Hornet again...

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 639x377]


That's actually a comic right now.  And its about as epic as you would think it would be.
 
2014-07-03 01:07:18 PM  

OldRod: bdub77: The_Six_Fingered_Man: bdub77: rural Iowa

Are you trying to retcon Smallville from Kansas to Iowa?

Yeah my bad. But honestly, that's even worse. There's no chance he doesn't grow up driving a pickup with a don't tread on me flag.

No, he said Kansas... not Alabama!

Although, an Alabaman Superman would be interesting... "Lex Luthor!  Y 'all just put them nukleer missiles down now, son!"


"Hey, Jim Bob Olson!  Hold my beer!  I'm a'gonna go punch the moon!"
 
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