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(Daily Mail)   Six out of ten Brits admit to "daredevil" behavior on vacation, risking their life and health by drinking heavily, getting tattooed, bungee jumping and eating a salad once   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 33
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2014-07-03 12:16:47 PM
On my last vacation I was blinded by radioactive waste then became an accomplished trial lawyer and world-class martial artist.
 
2014-07-03 03:50:33 PM
On "holiday."
 
2014-07-03 03:50:54 PM
Why I bet they even drop extraneous vowels.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-07-03 03:52:42 PM
And brushing their teeth, and flossing....
 
2014-07-03 03:52:51 PM
On my last vacation we closed Temple Bar, that was fun. Expensive, but fun.
 
2014-07-03 03:53:21 PM

gja: And brushing their teeth, and flossing....


Gumming salad.

England...the West Virginia of Europe....
 
2014-07-03 04:00:35 PM

gja: And brushing their teeth, and flossing....


came in here for this and marked "smart" and "funny," but couldn't find the "also racist as hell" button.
 
2014-07-03 04:02:21 PM
Want 'daredevil' behaviour?  I once hung out at a mall at night on business trip because one my co-workers wanted to buy sandals.

The mall was in downtown Kingston, Jamaica.
 
2014-07-03 04:04:27 PM
And a fun www site called "If you got it; Flaunt it!" NSFW...

www.ifyougotitflauntit.com
 
2014-07-03 04:07:32 PM
"Yes baby, I am Prince Harry, Earl to the throne. Now polish my scepter."


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-07-03 04:09:38 PM
Have you been to some of the places they go for pleasure? You drink tea to make sure the water doesn't kill you, and you don't eat salads anyplace where you would drink the water.
 
2014-07-03 04:12:23 PM

mama2tnt: gja: And brushing their teeth, and flossing....

came in here for this and marked "smart" and "funny," but couldn't find the "also racist as hell" button.


No, a racist as hell statement would be.

"Like having sex with black people."

The other one was just regular racist.
 
2014-07-03 04:29:06 PM
Well subby unless you like getting the shiats in some countries eating a salad (washed in the local water) is a daredevil exercise.
 
2014-07-03 04:32:25 PM
Considering past travel surveys it sounds like we've reached "peak-limey."
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-07-03 04:35:04 PM

mama2tnt: gja: And brushing their teeth, and flossing....

came in here for this and marked "smart" and "funny," but couldn't find the "also racist as hell" button.


I get a pass on it because I wrote that with my colleague from Exeter sitting by me.
He saw what I did and said ".......so writes the garlic-boy guido....wanker, first round is on your card"
 
2014-07-03 04:51:19 PM

gja: mama2tnt: gja: And brushing their teeth, and flossing....

came in here for this and marked "smart" and "funny," but couldn't find the "also racist as hell" button.

I get a pass on it because I wrote that with my colleague from Exeter sitting by me.
He saw what I did and said ".......so writes the garlic-boy guido....wanker, first round is on your card"


Let me guess. He made you buy him a lager.
 
2014-07-03 04:59:07 PM

skinink: "Yes baby, I am Prince Harry, Earl to the throne. Now polish my scepter."


Earl to the throne?  Did I get whooshed, or did you mean heir?
 
2014-07-03 05:04:29 PM

gja: And brushing their teeth, and flossing....


Thread.over
 
2014-07-03 05:05:39 PM

mama2tnt: gja: And brushing their teeth, and flossing....

came in here for this and marked "smart" and "funny," but couldn't find the "also racist as hell" button.



Breaking News:

English is a Separate Race of People

 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-07-03 05:05:49 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: gja: mama2tnt: gja: And brushing their teeth, and flossing....

came in here for this and marked "smart" and "funny," but couldn't find the "also racist as hell" button.

I get a pass on it because I wrote that with my colleague from Exeter sitting by me.
He saw what I did and said ".......so writes the garlic-boy guido....wanker, first round is on your card"

Let me guess. He made you buy him a lager.


We are still working, but nope. We always start with a louis treize.
Then we move to the single malts.
 
2014-07-03 05:12:30 PM

gja: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: gja: mama2tnt: gja: And brushing their teeth, and flossing....

came in here for this and marked "smart" and "funny," but couldn't find the "also racist as hell" button.

I get a pass on it because I wrote that with my colleague from Exeter sitting by me.
He saw what I did and said ".......so writes the garlic-boy guido....wanker, first round is on your card"

Let me guess. He made you buy him a lager.

We are still working, but nope. We always start with a louis treize.
Then we move to the single malts.


Amen.
 
2014-07-03 05:13:42 PM
Eating a salad more than once would be nasty.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-07-03 05:20:04 PM

markfara: Eating a salad more than once would be nasty.


What about tossing it?

/veal
//thursday (oh it IS thursday already?)
 
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2014-07-03 05:46:13 PM
Why not say 3 out of 5 or 60% ?!?
 
2014-07-03 06:31:10 PM
Seeing a dentist not included, it is a few degrees higher of daredevil. Also because there are only 3 dentists in the UK, one of them works exclusively for the Home Office, and one is on vacation.
 
2014-07-03 06:35:06 PM
I've heard British tourists are waaaay more obnoxious than American tourists.
 
2014-07-03 07:14:30 PM
I have bungee jumped on vacation so I am getting a kick out of this, etc...
 
2014-07-03 07:22:49 PM
I would say the most dangerous thing I've seen Brits do on vacation is where way too little clothing exposing way too much paper white skin at Florida theme parks during the summer.

They all look like they could spontaneously combust from sunburn and/or cataclysmic freckle merge.
 
2014-07-03 07:31:14 PM
Just out of curiosity what did the other 4 admit to? Anything interesting?
 
2014-07-04 02:08:32 AM
So, I should vacation in Spain in August when the silly Brits are there if I want to bang older British women?

Hmmm.  Thinking maybe I shouldn't.  After all, we all know what British hot is.
 
2014-07-04 12:23:22 PM

Sybarite: On my last vacation I was blinded by radioactive waste then became an accomplished trial lawyer and world-class martial artist.


?? But you didn't go bungee jumping? Sounds like a failed vacation.
 
2014-07-04 12:39:50 PM
Headline translation: Mad Dogs and Englishmen Still go out in the Mid-day Sun.
 
2014-07-04 09:12:34 PM

itsaidwhat: Just out of curiosity what did the other 4 admit to? Anything interesting?


They admit to nothing. NOTHING!!!
 
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