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(News.com.au)   Have a keen sense of smell and want a challenging yet vital job? Apply to be a NASA sniffer   (news.com.au) divider line 10
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2014-07-03 08:13:36 AM  
Nah, I'd rather be a child catcher.
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2014-07-03 09:48:56 AM  
thiswastv.files.wordpress.comHas to be better than my last sniffing job.
 
2014-07-03 09:56:15 AM  
Uh-oh. I don't like the smell of that. SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!

What's wrong? Is the rocket fuel leaking?

No. I'm not that kind of sniffer. That would be a fuel leak sniffer. I'm the NASA Butthurt Sniffer.

If this project goes forward it will be a scientific and a technical tour de force but it will be a PR disaster and stupid Congress critters will cut funding in half.

RW Nus Nuggets. Dateline Copper-Bottomed Tea Kettle, CA.
A NASA spokesperson announced today that a PR disaster was narrowly averted today when the Deep Space Godot Probe programme was cancelled. The Godot Probe, which would have searched the Heavens for God and the Earth for signs of Global Warming has been canned as it would have caused enormous butthurt among kooks, cranks, geeks, theologians, Denialists, Creationists, zero-point-energy buffs, Vaxxers, Faxers, Hipster Rotary Dial Enthusiasts, Flashers, congressional special interest lobbies and the general public.

(Voice of God) Once Again, thanks to the NASA Butthurt Sniffer, God is still in his Heaven and all is right on the Earth!
 
2014-07-03 10:12:25 AM  
I never thought of that. So... what happens when someone farts in the ISS? Does the smell last for months? Do they win a prize?
 
2014-07-03 10:35:03 AM  

brimed03: I never thought of that. So... what happens when someone farts in the ISS? Does the smell last for months? Do they win a prize?


Their food is scientifically designed to be fartless.
 
2014-07-03 10:45:43 AM  
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2014-07-03 10:58:12 AM  
thesecretliberalagenda.com
 
2014-07-03 11:34:10 AM  
*Sniff*  *Sniff*  Rocket.

*Sniff*  *Sniff*  Rocket.

*Sniff*  *Sniff*  *Ugh*  Lisa Nowak.
 
2014-07-03 11:56:50 AM  

brantgoose: Uh-oh. I don't like the smell of that. SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!

What's wrong? Is the rocket fuel leaking?

No. I'm not that kind of sniffer. That would be a fuel leak sniffer. I'm the NASA Butthurt Sniffer.

If this project goes forward it will be a scientific and a technical tour de force but it will be a PR disaster and stupid Congress critters will cut funding in half.

RW Nus Nuggets. Dateline Copper-Bottomed Tea Kettle, CA.
A NASA spokesperson announced today that a PR disaster was narrowly averted today when the Deep Space Godot Probe programme was cancelled. The Godot Probe, which would have searched the Heavens for God and the Earth for signs of Global Warming has been canned as it would have caused enormous butthurt among kooks, cranks, geeks, theologians, Denialists, Creationists, zero-point-energy buffs, Vaxxers, Faxers, Hipster Rotary Dial Enthusiasts, Flashers, congressional special interest lobbies and the general public.

(Voice of God) Once Again, thanks to the NASA Butthurt Sniffer, God is still in his Heaven and all is right on the Earth!


OCO 2 failed because otherwise the whole charade would come falling down and General Jim would be president...

According to that logic if it gets up there will be an `unexplained malfunction` in some way
 
2014-07-03 12:17:07 PM  
Socialism has its pluses.
 
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